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Acton


Blaze
 
Acton

News February 2015: Blaze extinguished

See article from sevlicensing.wordpress.com

Not widely reported it appears, but an application for a new SEV in Acton was rejected last week by Ealing Council on grounds of 'locality'.

Interesting as the area is non-residential, and the policy for sex establishments in Ealing only identifies Acton Town Centre as suitable for a club, and the residential districts as unsuitable, so not clear how this locality was regarded.

It appears that being opposite a family leisure centre was the clincher here.

Aldgate

 

Club Oops

30 Alie Street
Aldgate
London
E1 8DA

 

 

News April 2013:

Poster proved too sexy for the advert censors of the ASA

Aldgate

 

The Nag's Head

17 Whitechapel Road
Aldgate
London
E1 1DU

Mon-Sat: noon to 1am
Sun: 4pm-11pm

Strip pub with presumably free entry, but a pound in the pot for each striptease show.

Notes from the Nag's Head, January 2017:

The Nags Head is one of the capital's oldest lapdancing establishments. with all kinds of beautiful girls from everywhere in the world, there's nowhere better to watch exotic dancing. From private dances to seductive stage shows and live sport, Nags truly has something for everyone.

Aldgate

 

Whites Gentlemen's Club

32-38 Leman Street
Aldgate
London
E1 8EW

Tues-Fri: 7pm - 4am

Admission from free to £10 depending on time

From Whites, January 2017:

The Club is part of London's impressive nightlife and blends beautifully in amongst the city's historic surroundings. We adopt a different approach to most gentlemen's clubs allowing our patrons to completely relax on our large, comfortable leather sofas in the main club area, a drink in their hand whilst watching our ladies on the pole.

Bethnal Green

 

Metropolis

234 Cambridge Heath Road
Bethnal Green
London
E2 9NN

Mon-Wed: 7pm -3am
Thu-Fri: 7pm - 4am

Free entry before 9pm

Promotional Material

Metropolis is a simple gentlemen's club, reminiscent of old Vegas strip clubs.

  • Car Wash Fantasy room
  • 3 floors of the hottest girls in town
  • Vip lounge, Penthouse suite's, Indoor beach, Sexy cabana beds
     

Broadgate

 

For Your Eyes Only

23 City Road
Broadgate
London
EC1Y 1AE

Mon-Fri: 5pm - 5am
Sat: 6pm - 5am

Describes itself as the UK's largest gentlemen's club.

Listing checked in September 2018.

Clerkenwell

 

The Griffin

The Griffin
125 Clerkenwell Road
London
EC1R 5DB

Mon-Thurs: noon to midnight
Fri-Sat: noon to 1am

News February: Licence renewed

The bar's licence was renewed but was opposed by toxic feminists from the Women's Equality Party.

Notes from The Griffiin, January 2017: Strip pub with table dancing

The Griffin is a fully nude table dancing venue, located close to Chancery Lane & Farringdon stations, in the heart of London's legal district.

Come in and enjoy fully nude stripteases on the main stage every 10 minutes. You can also have a private dance in our luxurious private dance lounge with the girl of your choice. We have over 30 girls working at The Griffin in shifts.

Dress Code is smart casual, clean trainers are fine. The Griffin is free entry also, unlike many other Striptease Venues in London. Our drinks are reasonably priced, comparative to any London Pub.

Covent Garden

 

Secrets Covent Garden

51 Parker Street (Off Kingsway)
Covent Garden
London WC2B 5PS

Mon to Sat: 7.00pm to 3.00 am

Prices Feb 2015:

  • Entry before 9.00pm: Free
  • Entry after 9.00pm: £20.00

Covent Garden

 

Stringfellows

16 Upper St Martins Lane
Covent Garden
London
WC2H 9EF

Mon-Sat: 9pm - 6am

Admission free before 11pm, £25 after 11pm

Listing confirmed in October 2016.

News October 2013: Ongoing legal case

Stringfellows is involved in a legal about whether dancers are employees or not and whether they there entitled to employee rights or not.

Croydon

 

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

12 Crown Hill
Croydon
Surrey
CR0 1RZ

Tue-Wed: 10pm -3am
Thu: 10pm - 5am
Fri-Sat: 10pm - 7am
Sun: 10pm - 3am

 

Promotional Material

Unlike many adult entertainment venues in this country we aim to provide a much more fun friendly service by incorporating many of the US chain's games and ideas in our own way to encourage customer involvement in a safe, enjoyable manner and enhance the customers overall experience. We also aim to differentiate ourselves from the rest of the adult entertainment industry in this country as we are female run. The General Manager Uthania's mission has always been to combat the seedy image this type of venue can obtain by turning it in to a luxurious venue that is also female friendly.

Ealing Broadway


LA Confidential

1 High Street
Ealing Broadway
London
W5 5JY

Tue-Thu: 9pm to late (last entry 2am)
Fri-Sat: 9pm - 5am (last entry 2am)

Entry £20

Opened in 2000.

News June 2018: Closed

The bar was closed after undercover snitches for the council were entertained by sexy dancers that were too touchy feely for the misery guts of the council.

The club is intending to re-open sometime in 2018.

Epsom

 

Fillies

4 East Street
Epsom
KT17 1HH

Thurs: 9pm - 1am
Fri-Sat: 9pm - 3am

Euston


SophistiCats

Eversholt St
London
NW1 1DA

The licence was revoked in 2020 and the venue is now set to become a Wetherspoons pub.
 

Euston

 

Spearmint Rhino

161 Tottenham Court Rd
Euston
London
W1T 7NN

Monday: 6pm -3am
Tue-Sat: 6pm-4am
Sun: 6pm-2am

Entry £20 (£10 before 7pm)

Listing confirmed in February 2018.

 

News May 2018: Videoing without consent

Camden council is looking into claims against Spearmint Rhino by the Not Buying It feminsit group which sent in two former police detectives to gather video evidence in February.

The two investigators claim they were straddled by dancers who touched themselves intimately. One of the men said he was told he could touch dancers sexually if they paid an extra £20.

News February 2015: Early closing on morality grounds

Spearmint Rhino's flagship venue in Tottenham Court Road will be forced to close its doors two hours earlier after a Camden Council licensing committee supposedly because of late night noise.

Labour ward councillor and moraliser Rishi Madlani said the club was utterly inappropriate for the area and urged the committee to reject the application.

After the decision Madlani moralised about a good result and would secure 676 hours a year less objectification of women and a positive result for the residents of Paramount Court .

Lawyer Robert Sutherland, representing the club, said they did not accept much of the evidence given by neighbours and insisted that independent surveys of noise levels had found they did not exceed regulations.

The club will now have to shut at 2am Monday to Friday, and at 1am on Sunday.

News September 2014: Licence granted

Spearmint Rhino survived a licensing scare as councillors rejected calls to shut down its flagship venue.

Camden's licensing committee agreed to allow the club to keep operating, until next month at least. Only one month as it had taken 11 months for last year's licensing process to complete.

News June 2014: Award

We at Limo Broker were overjoyed to assist the London Spearmint Rhino girls last week, chauffeuring them to pick up the award for Best Gentlemen's Club in London.

News March 2014: Licence refused

Spearmint Rhino, the lap-dancing megaclub on Tottenham Court Road, was denied the renewal of its licence because of the large number of private booths for dances, which were prohibited by the authority's Sex Establishments Policy after concerns were raised by locals.

The council also expressed concern about the lack of CCTV in parts of the club, including the open areas of the toilets. The council said it was concerned that the club had an unwillingness to address this and what that implied .

News January 2014: Spearmint Rhino vs Husband and Wife Team

Spearmint Rhino lost a court case against restrictive rules being applied to the club by a licensing committee where a husband and wife had majority control and united to impose restrictions.

News December 2013: Fire

15 people were treated in hospital after a fire broke out in the flats above Spearmint Rhino on Tottenham Court Road

News November 2013: Early Closing

Spearmint Rhino failed in an appeal against a council imposed closing time of 3am. The club was seeking to extend opening hours to 4am. The judge cited nuisance from touts when ruling against extended opening hours.

Hammersmith

 

Secrets Hammersmith

62 Glenthorne Road
Hammersmith
London
W6 0LR

Mon-Sat: 8pm - 4am

Entry: £10 before 10pm, £20 after 10pm,

Listing checked in February 2017.

Prices Feb 2015:

  • Entry before 10pm: £10.00
  • Entry after 10pm: £20.00

News May 2013:

The bar was banned from opening during the day at its annual licence renewal. Moralists objected to the club opening during the day for no apparent reason other than personal morality. The bar doesn't open in the daytime anyway and agreed to drop the option for daytime opening.

Hayes


The Victoria

Hyde Road
Hayes
 

News June 2014: Licence revoked

The pub had its licence revoked for reasons unrelated to stripping. The police arrested 9 people for reasons related to cocaine dealing.

News August 2013: Renewed

The bar has had its licence renewed. The council received 2 objections citing unlikely complaints about noise and prostitution, but the police did not object to the licence application.

Hayes

 

Woolpack/Inhibitions

Dawley Road
Hayes
UB3 1EJ

Inhibitions
Mon-Thu: 9pm - 2am
Fri-Sat: 9pm - 4am

Woolpack is a long established strip pub with a separate table dancing club Inhibitions.
 

 

inhibitions logo

News from Inhibitions, October 2014: Going Strong

Contrary to reports, the woolpack And inhibitions is not for sale and never was. The business is going from strength to strength. Looking forward to seeing you all soon

Heathrow

 

Tantric Blue

Colnbrook By-Pass
Colnbrook,
Heathrow
SL3 0EH

Monday - Tuesday: 9pm - 3am
Wednesday - Thursday: 9pm - 4am
Friday - Saturday: 9pm - 5am
Sunday: 9pm - 2am

Previously named Spearmint Rhino
 

News April 2013:

The owner is looking to establish a 2nd Tantric Blue, taking over Black Diamond in Leeds

Holborn

 

The Red Rooms

4 Great Queen Street
Holborn
London
WC2B 5DG.

Daily from 10pm

Promotional Material

The Red Rooms Gentlemen's Club is an independent club offering 3 floors of sumptuous, spacious areas for men, women, couples, groups, stag parties, corporate events and single night owls looking for adventure. In this electric mix, guests from home and abroad mingle with Eastern Europe, Latin, America and Asia to create a relaxed and diverse atmosphere to have fun in.

While some similar venues are perceived as very expensive, our club offers reasonable price from the moment of entry.

News December 2019: Closed

The council suspended the venue's licence after a serious stabbing incident in the club.

Holborn

 

Secrets Holborn

3 Grays Inn Road
Holborn
London
WC1X 8HG

Mon to Sat: 8pm to 3.30am

Prices Feb 2015:

  • Entry from 7:30pm: £20.00

Fully nude table dancing. Listing checked in January 2019.

Kings Cross


The Flying Scotsman

Caledonian Road

Long established traditional strip pub closed in November 2015 and is now a standard pub called The Scottish Stores.

Kingston


Blue Bar

The Sir Robert Peel
160 Cambridge Road
Kingston

Long established traditional strip pub with no private dancing

News July 2014: Closed

The pub has closed and the site is set to become flats.

Kingston


Ami-Gi

High Street
Kingston


News October 2014: Closed

Ami-Gi has been bought out and the replacement Library Club will not be offering table dancing

Limehouse

 

Majingos

556 Commercial Rd
Limehouse
London
E14 7JD

Monday - Wednesday: 8pm - 3am
Thursday - Friday: 8pm - 5am

Listing checked January 2019.

Mayfair

 

Gaslight Club

4 Duke of York Street
(off Jermyn St)
Mayfair
London
SW1Y 6LA

Mon-Sat: 8pm - 3:30am (last entry 2am)

Entry: £20

Listing confirmed in March 2017

News May 2013:

Established for 60 years but now sold to the Secrets chain who will convert the club to their table dancing format.

Mayfair

 

The Mayfair Club

49 Dover Street
Mayfair
London
W1S 4NY

Mon-Fri: 9pm to late (up to 6am)

Listing checked in February 2017

Mayfair

 

No 4 Mayfair

1st Floor, 4 Mill Street
Mayfair
London
W1S 2AX

Mon-Sat 10pm - 5:30am

Previously Sakura Club

Listing checked in December 2018.

 

Promotional Material

Tucked away in the heart of Mayfair, opposite Londons famous Savil Row in Mill Street, No4 Mayfair can be accessed via a very discreet doorway. Unaware by passers by you will enter Londons Most Elite Gentlemans Club filled with most glamourous, Exotic and Beautifull ladies from all over the world.
 

Northwood


The Olde Northwood

142 Pinner Road
Northwood
HA6 1BP

News June 2013: No More Strippers

The venue stopped the strip shows on the 22nd June 2013.

Shoreditch

 

23 Paul Street

23 Pault Street
Shoreditch
London
EC2A 4JU

Mon-Fri: 7pm - 3am

Promotional Material

Today we are a cabinet of curiosities, historical and sensual, where the scoundrel in you can indulge his or her playful side in a refuge of old world chic and addictive irreverence.

An upmarket strip club that is also a nightclub at the weekends.

Shoreditch

 

Browns

1 Hackney Rd
Shoreditch
E2 7NX

Mon: noon - 1am
Tue_Thu: noon - 2am
Fri-Sat: noon - 3am

Listing checked in December 2019.
 

From Browns, January 2017: City Institution

Browns has been a city institution for over 30 years! Come along and spend an evening in the company of London's most beautiful girls at one of the capitals oldest established gentlemen's club.

Along with fully nude live shows every 10min we have an in-house DJ mixing music the latest music throughout the day and large screens with BT Sport and Sky.

Browns is an over 21 venue .

Shoreditch

 

The Horns

262-264 Old Street
Shoreditch
London
EC1V 9DD

Mon-Wed: noon - 1am
Thurs: noon - 2am
Fri-Sat: noon - 3am

Free entry but with a pound in the pot for each dance

Listing checked in October 2019.

Promotional Material

With exposed brick walls, old oak flooring and a beautifully hand crafted bar, The Horns Strip Club London is a must stop for anyone looking for a good night out in London. The Horns Strip Club in Shoreditch is ready to provide a unique and fun night out for all with fully nude live shows provided all day for your entertainment.
 

Shoreditch

 

Rainbow Sports Bar

72 Shoreditch High St
Shoreditch
London
E1 6JJ

Mon: 12:30 pm - 1am
Tues: 12:30pm - 2am
Wed-Sat: 12:30pm - 3am
Sun: 3pm - midnight

A long running strip pub. Listing checked in September 2018.
 

Shoreditch


The White Horse

64 Shoreditch High Street
Shoreditch
E1 6JJ

Long running strip pub closed in July 2016.

white horse shoreditch

News July 2016: Closed

The long running strip pub has closed due to unviable rent increases for lease renewal.

News January 2014: Mentioned in dispatches

A Guardian balancing piece mentioned the White Horse:

Strippers are not the problem... They're just doing a job Strippers are paid for a service, much like the rest of us. Legislating to close down clubs is not helpful. By Frankie Mullin

See article from theguardian.com

Shoreditch

 

Ye Olde Axe

69 Hackney Rd
London
E2 8E

Sun-Mon: noon - midnight
Tues: noon - 1am
Wed-Thur: noon - 2am
Fri-Sat: noon - 4am

Long running strip pub with lap dancing. Listing checked in September 2018.

News May 2019: License renewed

The licence was renewed albeit with issues raised about a lack of a written policy document and cigarette buts littering from patrons taking a break outside.

Soho


Angels

Wardour Street
Soho
London
W1F 8ZH

Associated with Stringfellows. Closed in September 2016.

Soho

 

The Box

Walkers Court
Soho
London
W1F 0SD

Tuesday - Saturday: 11pm - 4am

Listing checked in December 2018.
 

News May 2013: Under Threat

The high society erotic cabaret seems under threat as the Paul Raymond heir who owns it as ambitions for a straight theatre.

The venue was once famous as Paul Raymond's Revue Bar

Soho

 

La Capannina

21 Bateman Street
Soho
London
W1D 3AL

Monday - Saturday: 8pm - 3am

Listing checked in December 2018.

Soho


Madame JoJos

Brewer St
Soho
London
W1F 0SE

Closed since 2014 but a new licence was approved in December 2019.

Soho

 

Sophisticats

5 Brewer Street
Soho
London
W1F 0RF

Mon-Sat: 9pm - 3am

Listing checked in December 2018

Soho

 

The Sunset Strip

30 Dean St
Soho
London
W1D 3RZ

Monday - Saturday: Noon - 1am

Entrance £15

Listing checked in December 2018.

Non stop strip tease with drinks at pub prices
 

Soho

 

Vanity

4 Carlisle Street
Soho
London
W1D 3BJ

Mon-Sat: 8pm - 3am

Listing confirmed January 2017.

Soho


Windmill International

Great Windmill Street
Soho
London
W1D 7JZ

Promotional Material

Windmill International was the first London theatre to feature fully nude dancers and stage performances, and since then it has become a UK landmark and one of the world's most exciting gentlemen's clubs.

The Windmill takes pride in astounding its visitors and keeping them entertained all night long. A night at The Windmill would be nothing without our mesmerising dancers (the Windmill girls), and watching them perform in the most enticing and alluring shows in the whole of London. Our Windmill girls are world famous for being the most stunning dancers and showgirls, and they come to entertain you here from across the globe -- from Brazil, to Europe, to Asia, and now to London.
 

 

windmill international logo

News March 2021: Lost

The Windmill has been sold and the new owners are seeking a licence of a more traditional theatre and nightclub/cabaret operation.

News October 2018: Trying for a new licence

The club has been attempting to get its licence restored at a magistrate's curt hearing.

News January 2018: Shut down by Westminster Council

Westminster Council has shut down the Windmill table dancing club after an anonymous feminist group hired private detectives to snitch on no touch rules being broken for private dnances.

The club has 21 days to appeal.

The Windmill is a relic of the area's colourful past as it was previously the venue hosted a long running erotic show.

Stratford

 

Swagga

27 Broadway
Stratford
London
E15 4BQ

Seems to be a nightclub with occasional events requiring a sexual entertainment licence

News November 2015: License Renewed

And the licence was duly renewed with noting any further details of the entertainment on offer.

News September 2015: License Renewal

A sex entertainment licence has been maintained for sometime by the venue without it really being publicised. The nightclub has now changed hands and locals are taking an interest in the licence renewal.

Swiss Cottage

 

Secrets

309 Finchley Road
Swiss Cottage
London
NW3 6EH

News February 2015: Closing

Owners of Secrets said they decided to close the club, which has been open since 1999, after deciding Finchley Road "wasn't quite the right location" for a table-dancing club

Tower Hamlets


Tower Hamlets Council

 

tower hamlets logo

News April 2014: Nil new venues

Tower Hamlets has passed a resolution to opt into table dancing licensing. the council has decided to ban any new clubs but to allow existing clubs to continue.

News October 2013: Morality Fee

Tower Hamlets are currently proposing an increased immorality charge of £9,000. There has been debate as to whether this can be justified under the law that it should cover admin only

News September 2013: New venues to be banned

Tower Hamlets Council must have been a little perturbed at consultation revealing a distinct lack of public support for moralist bans on adult entertainment. However this didn't stop the council proposing to ban new businesses. But at least it seems to have saved existing businesses from an immediate nil policy. The decision still needs ratification by the full council.

Vauxhall

 

Bar Code

Arch 69
Albert Embankment
Lambeth
London SE1 7TP

Gay bar with SEV licence.

Vauxhall

 

Eagle London

349 Kennington Lane
Vauxhall
London SE11 5QY

Gay bar with SEV licence.

Vauxhall

 

Fire Club

44 Parry St
Vauxhall
London SW8 1SQ

Gay club with SEV licence.

Vauxhall

 

Union Vauxhall

Arch 66
Albert Embankment
Lambeth
London SE1 7TP

Gay club with SEV licence.

News July 2013: Licence granted without consideration

PC sneering at adult entertainment only applies to that for heterosexual men. So the licence for gay entertainment sailed straight through without hassle.

West End

 

Platinum Lace

14 Leicester Square
West End
WC2H 7NG

Mon-Wed: 8pm - 6am (last entry 4am)
Thu-Sat: 5pm - 6am (last entry 4am)
Sun: 8pm - 3am (last entry 2:30am)

Listing checked in September 2018.

Platinum Lace

Trocadero
13 Coventry Street
Leicester Square
W1d 7DH

Mon-Sat: 3pm - 6am (last entry 4am)
Sun: 6pm - 3am (last entry 2:30am)

platinum lace logo

News October 2016: Too much fun

A flagship London West End lap dancing club is in trouble with the local council for offering a little too much fun.

Platinum Lace hit the headlines earlier this year after a video emerged of two of its dancers encouraging customers to fondle them. And this week, the miserable bosses at Westminster City Council have announced a course of action.

The Council will put questions about their enforcement action in a public consultation and have now confirmed the venue had its licence temporarily extended ahead of the results of the consultation. When the public have had their say, the council's licensing committee will re-visit the application and decided whether to close the club down or not.

News May 2013: Licensed

Licence awarded in May 2013.

Whitechapel

 

The Nags Head

17 Whitechapel Road
Whitechapel
London
E1 1DU

Monday - Saturday: noon - 1am

Long running strip pub and table dancing venue. Listing checked in January 2019.

Woolwich

 

The Royal Standard

Albert Road
Woolwich
London
E16 2NQ

Strip pub

News September 2013: Dancing stopped pending licence renewal

See article from strippingtheillusion.blogspot.com

The Royal Standard Strip Pub has had dancing stopped over issues with renewing the license.

Seems 3 councillors have been sitting round like schoolboys doing home work and they have all sent in the same(ish) letter with the whole what about the schools issue.

It is a pub, last time I checked kids are not allowed in so how would this affect them? Is there plasma screens on the outside with the dancers being live streamed? no! Is there peep holes designed so kids can peek in? No! Does it advertise sweets or toys? No! So why do people think children would be bothered, upset or even know what is going on. Seems the pub has agreed to security to stop the 1,000s' of children beating the doors down.

The renewal application is being heard on 5th September.


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