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John Thomas Conka Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here 20th September 2022

In a fine example of British understatement, the Conka is actually shaped like a medieval fighting mace. Surely a butt plug designed to bring tears to your eyes... tears of pleasure that is.

The intricately shaped butt plug is created in hand made moulds designed by John Thomas Toys. The designers have chosen black as being the most appropriate colour for this plug.

Note that, as with many butt plugs, this toy does not feature a vacuum locking suction pad.

John Thomas toys advise that this is not a design best suited to beginners, and that all users are recommended to use plenty of lube with this little beauty.

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John Thomas Anal Bomb Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here 1st September 2022

Casting aside the war time allusions of the name, the Anal Bomb is actually something of a pleasure bomb.

The rather squat lines of this anal butt plug do indeed make for an explosive sensation.

The gently reversed taper is created in hand crafted moulds designed by John Thomas Toys, and is presented appropriately in an iron grey colour scheme.

Platinum Silicone is the perfect material for a butt plug, and John Thomas Toys is confident that this design will prove to be a ticking time bomb.

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John Thomas Skittle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 24th August 2022

John Thomas's Skittle is more about ten bowling than candy coated confectionery. The streamlined dildo is also an ideal shape for use as an anal stretcher.

The elegantly crafted dong feels as good as it looks as it penetrates deep inside.

Platinum Silicone works a treat for use as a stretcher as it proves both robust enough to stretch whilst simultaneously being supple enough to feel great.

The dong features a vacuum locking attachment system enabling it to be used in conjunction with systems such as Vac-U-Lockô.

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John Thomas Cleopatra's Candle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here8th August 2022

Candles have always been associated with matters erotic, and Cleopatra's Candle is a fine example indeed.

The Simple design proves very effective and feels incredible as it penetrates within. The design features a silicone wick, and the candle is dripping with oodles of silicone wax. It all adds up to a wonderful sensation when popping the candle inside.

The dildo is a of course presented in a glorious flame red. And furthermore the dildo may be discreetly stored in plain sight.

John Thomas Toys recommends that the lack of taper is carefully considered when selecting the right size for you.

click here to read an independent review from Joanne's Reviews.

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