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John Thomas Thingy Bob Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 14th May 2022

This totem pole of glans penis heads has created a unique and erotic personal experience for every user. Four helmets adorn the glorious shaft decreasing in size as they rise to the tip.

Cast from black medical grade platinum silicone, each one has been hand poured into copper molds to ensure a durable and high quality sex toy.

Thingy Bob was given a last gasp reprieve by the John Thomas director and nearly didn't make it into production. Ironically it has gone on to be one of our best sellers!

Both Vac-u-lock and O-ring compatible, Thingy Bob is made from non-porous body safe materials and can be cleaned in the dishwasher or placed in boiling water to sterilize between uses.

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Robotic Lovers Machine...

Sex machine reviews


Link Here9th May 2022

The Robotic Lovers Machine has incredible power with adjustable angles, speed and 7" (17cm) stroke length; it also comes with an extension arm giving an extra 8 (20cm) of length - long enough to satisfy the most discerning user.

The handheld corded 4ft (1.2m) speed controller is also a high powered vibrator which can be used in conjunction with the machine for additional pleasure. The Robotic Lovers Machine is a strong, powerful, high quality and quiet sex machine and comes with a 1 year warranty. The Robotic Lovers Machine is CE certified and ROHS compliant.

The Robotic Lovers Machine has a maximum 250 thrusts per minute and with its massive stroke length, provides the user with the perfect speed and depth of penetration; few users will fail to achieve the most explosive and fulfilling orgasms. Those who let their imagination run wild will achieve the best results and will venture to new sexual experiences. With an endless number of positions both anal and vaginal this fucking machine is ideal for either solo use or to be enjoyed with a partner.

The steel framed machine is designed to be extremely sturdy yet light, weighing only 12kgs. The Robotic Lovers Machine comes with two exciting attachments that provide powerful stimulation and are easy to clean. The thrusting angle of these two pleasure attachments is easily adjustable with the tilting platform.

Enjoy many different positions that most fucking machines cannot offer, choose to use it lying on the floor, standing up, in bed, sitting in a sofa or chair or even on the kitchen table! The machine stands over 6ft (1.8m) high when extended or it can lay flat on the floor allowing your fantasies to become a reality! This sex machine is very easy to assemble and disassemble for storage solutions, it folds nearly flat so it can be stored under the bed within seconds. The Robotic Lovers Machine uses the latest technology for anti-corrosion, and is painted using a powder coat system which protects and makes the unit more durable.

See further details about the Robotic Lovers Machine from SexMachines.co.uk

 

 

John Thomas The Extremity Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 4th May 2022

For those times when you need a little hand in the bedroom department! The Extremity is a cheeky two fingered platinum silicone dong which resides on a realistic clenched fist.

Looking and feeling like a real hand, the Extremity is great for some gentle anal probing or vaginal play.

Being made from only the finest medical grade platinum silicone ensures a body safe, allergy free experience.

Available in a choice of sizes ranging from 7 up to 16 and two levels of firmness, means a very personal level of indulgence can be achieved.

The Extremity is both Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible and makes for a fun and versatile sex toy which can be used alone or with a partner to great effect!

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ShockSpot Sex Machine...

Sex machine reviews


Link Here29th April 2022

The ShockSpot Sex Machine is the most advanced, robotic pleasure system and masturbation sex machine on the market today. Made from the highest quality materials and designed to a level that would please the most discerning customer, the ShockSpot Sex Machine is sure to be a market leader and will launch the sex machine industry to the next level.

There is no doubt that the ShockSpot Sex Machine is at the cutting edge of design and the quality of build places the fucking machine firmly at the very top of the industry's elite manufacturers. The ShockSpot Sex Machine is known as the Rolls Royce of Sex machines and in common with Rolls Royce the customer will be delighted with the design, quality, comfort and performance of their purchase.

The ShockSpot Sex Machine places the user in full control of their pleasure. The sex machine produces motions that cannot be obtained with conventional rotary-based fucking machines. The machine will accommodate all positions from lying, kneeling, sitting and standing. At the press of a button the user is in full control of the stroke length, speed, smoothness and pattern of movement. When connected to your computer or tablet, the sex machine's Touch and Feel software will store favourite sessions for future enjoyment.

The ShockSpot Sex Machine weighs just 15 pounds (about 7kg) and is easy to store away or transport in a case little bigger than a standard briefcase. Technical specifications are: Stroke Length from 0 to 8 inches (20cm); Maximum Strokes per minute vary from 250 to 1060 depending on the selected stroke length; Maximum Thrust Force or Push Force is 17.5 pounds (8kg) which equates to 105 inch-pounds (48kg) torque from a 12 inch rotary machine.

SexMachines.co.uk is the proud official UK & European distributor.

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John Thomas Orinoco Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 24th April 2022

Orinoco is a beautifully handcrafted platinum silicone dong unlike any other.

Both innovative and stylish, Orinoco was inspired by a freshwater crocodile that lives in the Arafura Swamp located in the Northern Territory of Australia.

A wide base meanders up to a slim tip with this green Vac-u-lock compatible sex toy . Coarse skin and textured scales, coupled with a fierce looking - yet softly serrated shaft - ensure you a playtime like no other.

Orinoco is also O-Ring compatible and suitable for both anal or vaginal stimulation.

Taking many hours to create and utilising our copper mold technique has ensured ultra high definition has been captured in every toy, lovingly made for you.

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uFUC PRO Sex Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here21st April 2022

The UFUC PRO looks the same as its little brother the UFUC Sex Machine...but packs more of a punch.

New to the market the UFUC PRO is a premium, high quality masturbation or penetration machine but it is priced at an exceptional level for everyone to enjoy. The UFUC PRO's design is based around the best selling sex machine Blue Balls XL which is under license from Diva ®.

Unlike many sex machines that are currently available the UFUC PRO has an exceptional torque & thrust power, which is ideal for anal sex as well as being powerful enough to attach very large dildos and attachments without wearing down the motor or components.

The UFUC pro is amazingly adaptable with up to 180 degree movement for any position you can possibly dream up! The UFUC pros stability is superb and due to the design and weight distribution it will not tip or flip even at full speed.

Measuring a height of 24inches, length of 27inches and a width of 16inches the UFUC PRO fucking machine can be easily stored away in the cupboard, so it is nice and discrete in your home and the UFUC comes fully assembled so no need for tools and instructions before the fun can begin!

Stroke length can vary from 1inch to 6inches, 16 inch shaft rod for all sorts of positions, stroke speed from 0-240rpm and a torque of 40-in-lb all give this sex machine the perfect combination of speed, size, and power.

The UFUC PRO is C.E certified, ROHS compliant and comes with a 1yr worldwide warranty, plug suitable for country of delivery and the UFUC PRO is made from High grade MIG welded tensile steel. The UFUC PRO is also completely compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system meaning you have endless possibilities for dildos, male masturbators and anal toys.

See further details from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

John Thomas William Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 9th April 2022

William is a perfectly tailored platinum silicone stretcher ideal for really opening up your sphincter and anal passage.

Its metallic gold finish makes for a really indulgent sex toy which looks and feels very sensual.

William is a stubby, chubby worm like dong with a wonderfully large head very eager to slip inside whenever you are ready. Beneath the head resides four smooth ripples creating a lovely ribbed effect guaranteed to blow your mind as you glide him in and out.

John Thomas offer William in four orgasmic sizes ranging from the 5.5 small up to the extra large 12.5 version. Get your anal nerve endings tingling in style manually or connect to a compatible sex machine for hands free fun.

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Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine...

Sex machine reviews


Link Here 3rd April 2022

With great excitement the new Fantasy Machine has arrived. Exclusively, available from sexmachines.co.uk the Willie Wanka Pro is sure to hit the market with a huge punch. This fucking machine offers maximum stability combined with high end performance but cleverly priced to undercut all other machines in this upper level category of fucking machines by a mile.

The machine is available in two types -- the pro and the non pro version each sporting its own colour scheme. Firstly the Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine in traditional all black, this fucking machine will attract the serious machine user who is only interested in the mechanics of the machine. Secondly, the less expensive non pro version which is painted in three bright colours of green, yellow and pink and will satisfy the fun loving sex machine enthusiasts or newcomer to the world of fucking machines.

We think this fucking machine is a first class choice for both the new user and the experienced user wanting to buy a replacement for their old machine. When you combine low price with exceptional build quality and functionality there simply is nowhere else to go.

Let's now look at the specifications of the Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine: Firstly, out of the box you get the Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine with power pack and lead, followed by a speed controller, two T-legs made from solid steel, a spanner and Allen key, a deluxe Vac-U-lock® adaptor, a bottle of lubricating machine oil and instruction booklet. The total gross weight of the Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine is 15.6kg and has full dimensions of 188cm length; 75cm width; 122cm height. It is made from high grade MIG welded tensile steel. The machine is painted in gloss black.

The product is shipped with the correct power for your country with a range of 110v to 240v and 50hz to 60hz. UK customers receive a UK power pack and other countries are suitably supplied the correct power pack. The product is CE certified and ROHS compliant. Designed in the UK and manufactured in China.

The motor is a well manufactured industrial standard motor with specification of 24Volts, 4 Amps and 72 Watts. The power pack ensures the correct voltage will power the fucking machine without overloading the device. No batteries are required for this machine.

The Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine has an adjustable stroke length of 2cm to 20cm and a stroke speed from zero to 240rpm. It has a 40cm shaft rod which can be extended with the purchase of additional rods. There is a 45 degree angle of adjustability. The horse power is a very high ¼ and a torque of 46in -- lbs.

The non pro version differs from the above as follows: livery is in neon colours of pink, yellow and green; the motor power is one twelfth of a horse power; torque is 20" -- lbs; speed has a maximum of 200 rpm; and the gross weight is about 500gm lower. The price is about 20% lower.

There are some great optional add-ons which should be investigated they include, 17cm and 34cm extension shaft rods, Universal dildo holder, dildo double adaptor, Vac-U-Lockdildos and a deluxe suction cp dildo holder, Gripit wand massager holder, Fleshlight® holder and Fleshlight male masturbator. All optional extras are keenly priced at sexmachines.co.uk but a CNC bit is required for all dildo and masturbator add-ons.

You can telephone the helpful staff at SexMachines.co.uk  on 0845 299 3928 for any advice, calls answered Monday to Friday 10am to 4pm.

See Willie Wanka Mk II Fantasy Machine from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

John Thomas Anal Probe Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 18th March 2022

Be prepared for the anal probing of a lifetime! Welcome to the Anal Probe platinum silicone dildo. Its mission is to boldly go where no man has gone before - or at least where they haven't been for a while!

With its lovely strong lines from base to tip, this jet black sex toy is guaranteed to have you squealing for more every time you use it.

Designed using state of the art 3D computer technology - in conjunction with 3D printers - Anal Probe is primarily for all anal play, but may be used for vaginal penetration too.

Medical grade platinum silicone ensures a body safe, hypoallergenic product of both excellent quality and durability. Choose from the four sizes but don't skimp on lube!

See further details at John Thomas Toys






 

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