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John Thomas Double Bubble Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 12th September 2023

Strictly for the ladies, Double Bubble is an indulgent affair geared towards ultimate sexual satisfaction.

This unique design features two conjoined platinum silicone dildos - one thick, one thin. The larger of the two is for vaginal entry and the slimmer, has beautiful curvature to allow simultaneous anal penetration.

Handcrafted and designed in the UK, this sex toy facilitates a double penetration experience like no other.

A choice of four available sizes and two levels of firmness, allows the perfect selection tailored for your body. A single dildo will never suffice again - anal lubricant required!

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John Thomas The Buffalo Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 29th August 2023

The Buffalo is a sensually tapered, yet very meaty dildo designed to tease and please all your intimate parts.

Heavily veined with cut foreskin, this black vac-u-lock compatible sex toy is great for anal penetration. He's a full bodied beast that will fill you up nicely as he slips inside and it wont be long before you want to use him again!

Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, Buffalo is body safe and hypoallergenic.

Four different toy sizes and two levels of firmness, means you can find what compliments your body best.

UK customers receive free next working day delivery plus a free large suction cup with every order.

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John Thomas Beastli Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews

Link Here 11th August 2023

Beastli comes from a mythical Romanian creature who conceals himself within the forest lands. Adorned with nodules, ridges and bumps, Beastli is a dragon like feast for the pleasure centres in your body.

He has been handcrafted in the UK and lovingly brought to life by our team in the USA, using only the finest medical grade black platinum silicone.

Body safe and hypoallergenic; Beastli is built both to please, as well as to last and take pride of place in your sex toy collection.

He comes in 4 handy sizes and is fully Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible. Why not try him on a compatible sex machine for the ride of your life!

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Read also a review from the independent sex toy reviewer Joanne's Reviews.

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John Thomas Woody Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews

Link Here 26th July 2023

Woody is a truly original design -- a glorious purple dildo with a realistic wood effect and protruding thorns!

This limited edition sex toy was handcrafted from medical grade platinum silicone and encompasses a sensual prominent curvature to the shaft, which is sure to leave you longing for more.

Woody is a dildo made from body safe materials which are hypoallergenic, non porous and stain resistant. He comes in a choice of 4 sizes catering for the novice and professional sex toy lover.

Cool down or warm up Woody prior to entry for an extra special sensation. Pop in the dishwasher after use and store in the complimentary faux velvet bag.

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