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John Thomas Skittle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 23rd May 2024

John Thomas's Skittle is more about ten bowling than candy coated confectionery. The streamlined dildo is also an ideal shape for use as an anal stretcher.

The elegantly crafted dong feels as good as it looks as it penetrates deep inside.

Platinum Silicone works a treat for use as a stretcher as it proves both robust enough to stretch whilst simultaneously being supple enough to feel great.

The dong features a vacuum locking attachment system enabling it to be used in conjunction with systems such as Vac-U-Lock™.

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John Thomas Xtro Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 5th May 2024

Aliens feature heavily in the current John Thomas Toys collection, Xtro is possibly the best of the bunch. He's a mischievous and delinquent alien awaiting to impregnate his next victim.

A beautiful purple platinum silicone dong boasts a huge bulbous glans head. The shaft is riddled with glorious ridges and bumps down to its aggressive looking base.

Intensely curved he is particularly suited to slipping deep inside the anus and stimulating the male P-Spot.

Xtro took an eternity to perfect but he is one of the creations we are most proud of.

He is compatible with both vacuum dildo systems and O-Ring fastening. Body safe and allergy free, Xtro is also non-porous and stain resistant. Clean in the dishwasher.

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John Thomas William Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

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Link Here 20th April 2024

William is a perfectly tailored platinum silicone stretcher ideal for really opening up your sphincter and anal passage.

Its metallic gold finish makes for a really indulgent sex toy which looks and feels very sensual.

William is a stubby, chubby worm like dong with a wonderfully large head very eager to slip inside whenever you are ready. Beneath the head resides four smooth ripples creating a lovely ribbed effect guaranteed to blow your mind as you glide him in and out.

John Thomas offer William in four orgasmic sizes ranging from the 5.5 small up to the extra large 12.5 version. Get your anal nerve endings tingling in style manually or connect to a compatible sex machine for hands free fun.

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John Thomas Rude Boi Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 7th April 2024

Rude Boi is not someone you want to bring home to meet your parents, he's randy and rotten to the core and just wants to get down to it at every given opportunity.

This jet black, medical grade platinum silicone dildo is great for anal or vaginal penetration. Its unique curvature is sure to glide in effortlessly and find your sweet spot.

Firm prominent balls are found at the base of Rude Boi's wondrous shaft, which features over 200 highly erotic nodules, designed to excite and tip you into orgasm time after time.

Rude Boi comes with a free large suction cup plug and faux velvet storage bag. A choice of four sizes and two levels of firmness are also available for your personal preferences.

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John Thomas Barbarian Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 28th March 2024

Another alien offering; Barbarian is a gorgeous red, extra-terrestrial platinum silicone sex toy - perfect for both anal or vaginal play.

Barbarian lives over four light years away on his home planet Nezork. Abandoned at birth by his own mother, Barbarian exists encompassing a solitary and nomadic lifestyle. His only mission is looking for sexual encounters.

The base of this fantasy dildo's shaft is adorned with soft spiky protrusions. The shaft is a slender scaly hybrid where reptile meets alien. A large irregular glans with significant urethral opening tops the highly textured dildo .

Produced with the finest medical grade materials, Barbarian is body safe, odour free and hypoallergenic.

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