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John Thomas The Predator Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 12th April 2021

A triumph of dildo technology and design, The Predator is a must for all sex toy connoisseurs.

A handpoured fusion of green, white and gold medical grade platinum silicone means every one of these toys is unique - just for you.

The Predator is an aggressive horny creature from another planet, boasting an uncut raised foreskin with prominent scrotal rathe. The textured skin of this dildo is riddled with alien bumps and nodules which will feel great gliding inside you.

Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, available in four convenient sizes and two levels of firmness.

Comes with a faux velvet storage bag and complimentary suction cup holder.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas The Don Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th March 2021

With it's thick prominent veins and wholesome cut foreskin, The Don was inspired by a top Mafia boss' splendid member.

Forged from the finest medical grade; body safe platinum silicone, The Don is a perfect dildo for anal and vaginal penetration.

Possessing gorgeous lines; ridges and a highly muscular shaft, you can use him handheld, with a partner's strap-on harness, or even your favourite fucking machine.

Both Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, The Don can be cleaned in the dishwasher or sterilized completely in boiling water after play. Store in the plush complimentary retail pouch between uses.

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John Thomas Juan's Cock Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 19th March 2021

An obliging boatsman named Juan gave us permission to scan his impressive manhood and forever capture it's glory.

Platinum silicone never looked or felt so good. From the gloriously curved shaft to the highly detailed veins which adorn this masterpiece - Juan is surely a lucky boy. Meaty balls and an exposed glans head complete the look of this wonderful specimen.

Juan's cock is a vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible dildo which is particularly suited to vaginal penetration. Use handheld, with a harness or connected to a compatible sex machine.

Non-porous and hypoallergenic Juan's cock is great to use and simple to clean.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas Sampson Platinum Silicone Squirting Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 14th March 2021

Sampson is an aggressive work of art - boasting a divine fusion of black, pink and gold - lovingly handpoured, platinum silicone which means every sex toy is therefore unique.

This curved muscular dildo with exposed glans is for the serious sex toy enthusiast.

Wonderful at stimulating the G-Spot or prostate, it's special talent is being able to spray warm water into your orifice of choice at just the right moment. Syringe and tubing provided with each toy!

A choice of 4 sizes cater for individual preferences and each product receives a faux velvet bag for convenient storage after use. Clean in the dishwasher or sterilize in boiling water after use.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas Bully Boy Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 28th February 2021

Bully Boy's thick girth tapers nicely to the tip and he boasts prominent veins and a wholesome raised foreskin.

This dildo has rapidly been established as a firm favourite amongst John Thomas  customers.

Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, this detailed sex toy is an ideal dildo for anal or vaginal penetration.

Versatility is achieved due it's vacuum hole allowing it to be used with compatible strap on harnesses and vac-u-lock sex machines.

Four handy sizes ensure you can get just the fit you require - just be warned as Bully Boy is sure to want to keep you in every night so he can have his way with you.

 

 

John Thomas Godzillaz Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 20th February 2021

Godzillaz is a medical grade platinum silicone dildo, each version of this toy boasts a unique one-off look made from a handpouring fusion technique which is rarely employed and time-consuming.

John Thomas Toys have truly created an innovative and exciting design in this scaled and spikey monster cock with glorious tones of black and red.

Vac-u-lock and O Ring Compatible, these dildos are full of detail and full of character. Choose from the 4 available sizes, then choose your level of firmness.

Godzillaz is designed in the UK and made in the USA.

Clean in the dishwasher or sterilize in boiling water.

 

 

John Thomas Dick Head Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 13th February 2021
 

The Dick Head platinum silicone stretcher is the latest toy in the John Thomas range. If you enjoy a nice full feeling then this is going to be the ultimate toy for you!

The Dick Head has quickly established itself as one our most popular, in an amazingly short space of time. Dick head has a lovely penile head and a foreskin full of ripples, which will feel divine as you take more of the toy deeper inside you.

Dick Head was inspired by another of our toys ‘William’ and is ideal for anal as well as vaginal stretching. Dick Head comes in a fusion colour of green, blue and yellow or an opaque version with beautifully scattered coloured pieces inside.

This fun stretcher comes in 4 sizes, 5 ½”, 7”, 9” and 12 ½” but remember to build up slowly and use plenty of lubricant. The question is can you conquer the XL?

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John Thomas Boogeyman Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 11th December 2020
 

Watch out - The Boogeyman will get ya!

This platinum silicone dildo stands proudly amongst any sex toy collection. Large bulbous balls lead up to the impressive shaft adorned with thick veins towards an uncut foreskin where the head of this monster cock lays in wait.

Boogeyman is available in a slime green colour or a majestic, hand poured gold and black fusion which we are particularly proud of. Customers rave about Boogeyman as he always manages to hit the spot!

Boogeyman comes in 7", 9", 12" and 16" versions in both colours and in medium or soft firmness. Made from only the finest medical grade platinum silicone he is sure to please.

Schedule some alone time, lube up and bring out the Boogeyman...

See further details at John Thomas Toys. Also available in green

 

 

John Thomas Yuppie Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 6th December 2020
 

Yuppie certainly is a young urban professional and lives up to his name. He's not only stuck up - but stuck in the 1980's if you check out his wardrobe!

Yuppie is a 27 year old socialite who is minted. Based on his very own manhood; this platinum silicone dildo is perfectly tailored to effortlessly slip inside your desired orifice for your delectation.

Featuring a large scrotum, slender shaft and narrow veins, Yuppie leads up to a pointy exposed glans penis head ready for action - just hold on a minute while he puts his filofax down!

Yuppie comes in the regular 4 sizes and also in a choice of beige or brown colours. Choose between soft and medium firmness to ensure a bespoke experience.

See further details at John Thomas Toys. Also available in an alternative darker colour.

 

 

John Thomas Pervy Patrick Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 26th November 2020
 

Pervy Patrick himself is a randy old goat who should know better! He doesn't know the meaning of politically correct and loves nothing more than having an indiscrete perv on whichever unsuspecting women cross his path.

Our Pervy Patrick is a medical grade, platinum silicone realistic dildo with prominent veins, retracted foreskin an exposed glans and a large pair of testicles!

Patrick comes in the usual 4 sizes and in a choice of either beige or brown colour; he looks and feels great attached to your sex machine of choice and will not disappoint!

Patrick was designed in the UK and lovingly brought to life in the USA. Hypoallergenic and simple to clean, this impressive dildo enhances any sex toy collection. Complimentary suction cup and faux velvet bag included.

See further details at John Thomas Toys. Also available in an alternative colour

 

 

John Thomas Brutus Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 22nd November 2020
 

Aptly named after the brute he is, Brutus is a meaty dildo with a much loved curvature which has made him a firm favourite. The unusual tilt is great for reaching those intimate areas that others fail to stimulate.

Enjoy Brutus handheld or allow a partner to harness him. For that extra thrill, attach him to a sex machine and unleash the potential of this silicone dildo delight.

Brutus is available in light brown or black and comes in 7, 9, 12 or 16. The XL version is an extremely popular giant dildo that doesn't stay on the shelf for long.

Lube up before you indulge in Brutus and we always recommend the uninitiated building up slowly in size. Brutus is available in a choice of firmness and comes complete with a stylish faux velvet storage bag.

See further details at John Thomas Toys. Also available in beige

 

 

John Thomas Spock's Cock Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 10th November 2020
 

There is nothing more logical than our customer's love of Spock's Cock ! An immediate best seller as soon as it was launched; this wondrous platinum silicone dildo ticks all the boxes and is guaranteed to make you come in peace!

Spock's Cock boasts nodules and ripples in all the right places. A dipped penile head and thick veinage makes for an aesthetic Vulcan masterpiece.

Presenting in four convenient sizes and a choice of two colours, the giant dildo version is extremely popular.

Spock's Cock looks impressive in beige - but the rainbow fusion version is breathtaking!

Great for anal or vaginal penetration and even better when connected to a compatible sex machine.

See further details at John Thomas Toys  

 

 

John Thomas Pee Wee Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 4th November 2020

With a mischievous sense of irony, John Thomas Toys offers Pee Wee , a small sounding dildo in as big a size as you want.

The dong features a stubby shaft with big balls, and is also ideal for anal play.

The not so diminutive dildo is available in 4 sizes from small to extra large. And of course each comes with a range of pleasure ratings: pleasurable, extra pleasurable, extra extra pleasurable , and extra extra extra pleasurable.

This sex toy is not compatible with Vac-U-Lock.

Both light and dark colour schemes are available.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

Updated: John Thomas Pongo Dongo Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th October 2020

This beautiful metallic gold, platinum silicone dildo is pure indulgence for him or her.

Pongo Dongo was painstakingly created using cutting edge 3D computer technology, to delivery a treat for all sex toy lovers. The design of this golden shaft captures seven erotic segments which create a wonderful ridge effect which your body will lovingly thank you for. A petite exposed glans head resides at the tip of the shaft waiting to be slipped inside.

Great for both anal and vaginal penetration, Pongo Dongo is available in a 7, 9, 12 and 16 version and a choice of firmness.

This handcrafted toy was made with only the best medical grade platinum silicone and is totally body safe and hypoallergenic.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

Update: Black too

27th October 2020. See article

Pongo Dongo is now also available in black. See the new colour at John Thomas Toys



John Thomas Toys™

Silicone Dildos

Designed in UK | Made in USA

100% Medical Grade Platinum Silicone

FREE UK Next Working Day Delivery | Worldwide Shipping

FREE Vac-U-Lock™ Large Suction Cup Plug with all dildos

www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk
 



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