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23rd January 2023
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
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There is nothing more logical than our customer's love of Spock's Cock ! An immediate best seller as soon
as it was launched; this wondrous platinum silicone dildo ticks all the boxes and is guaranteed to make you come in peace! Spock's
Cock boasts nodules and ripples in all the right places. A dipped penile head and thick veinage makes for an aesthetic Vulcan masterpiece. Presenting in four convenient sizes and a choice of two colours, the
giant dildo version is extremely popular. Spock's Cock looks impressive in beige - but the
rainbow fusion version is breathtaking! Great for anal or vaginal penetration and even
better when connected to a compatible sex machine. See further details at
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6th January 2023
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
With a mischievous sense of irony, John Thomas Toys offers Pee Wee , a small sounding dildo in as big a size as
you want. The dong features a stubby shaft with big balls, and is also ideal for anal play. The not so diminutive
dildo is available in 4 sizes from small to extra large. And of course each comes with a range of pleasure ratings: pleasurable, extra pleasurable, extra extra pleasurable , and extra extra extra pleasurable. This sex toy is not compatible with Vac-U-Lock.
Both light and
dark colour schemes are available. See further
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17th December 2022
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
This beautiful metallic gold, platinum silicone dildo is pure indulgence for him or her.
Pongo Dongo was painstakingly created using cutting edge 3D computer technology, to delivery a treat for
all sex toy lovers. The design of this golden shaft captures seven erotic segments which create a wonderful ridge effect which your body will lovingly thank you for. A petite exposed glans head resides at the tip of the shaft waiting to be slipped
inside. Great for both anal and vaginal penetration, Pongo Dongo is available in a 7, 9, 12 and 16 version and a choice of firmness. This handcrafted toy was made with only the best medical grade platinum
silicone and is totally body safe and hypoallergenic. See further details at
John Thomas Toys . Pongo Dongo is also available in
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28th November 2022
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
And before you ask, an oglin is a mythical beast that is a cross between an ogre and a goblin. Hopefully this
dildo is an anatomically correct depiction of the giant, as the oglin is a legendary performer in the lust department. This magnificent beast is moulded in beige, and features a ribbed shaft with each ring contributing to the
pleasure as it delves deep inside. The dildo features a vacuum suction pad that is suitable for attachment to standard locking
systems such as Vac-U-Lock. John Thomas Toys recommends that customers take car over dimensions, as premium quality platinum silicone is a heavyweight material that more than does justice to ogre-like cocks See further
details at John Thomas Toys
Update: Fusion 27th September 2020. See Oglin in fusion black from johnthomastoys.co.uk
The Oglin is now available in a fusion of black, white and grey. John Thomas Toys explains that the dildo is coloured by a hand pouring technique called fusion, as such each dildo is individual, the colouring of each sex toy using this method are
aesthetically different & bespoke.
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 | 12th November 2022
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
This four tone, medical grade platinum silicone dildo , is truly a thing of beauty. A realistic Octopus tentacle, designed to
slide inside your orifice of choice and tantalise and stimulate your every nerve ending. Stacked, handpoured colours, feature purple, lilac, hot pink, and baby pink, in this aesthetic masterpiece. Every coarse ribbed ridge, is
complimented by the erotic abundance of suckers, which adorn this innovative design. A maritime orgasmic treat for the senses - available in 4 different sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness. The
Original Tentacle is both Vac-u-lock & O-Ring compatible and is presented with a plush faux velvet
retail pouch for storage. See further details at
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| 27th October 2022
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
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Maybe one could say that this is a design from a twisted mind, but when it makes you squeal in delight then you've got to hand it to the creator. The
Twisted Hog is a unique butt plug fashioned as a pig's head, and is surely designed to make your tail curl
in appreciation. This sex toy is produced in premium quality Platinum Silicone which can be cleaned in the dishwater, and is suitable
for heating up or cooling for heightened pleasures. Note that this gammon pink butt plug does not have a suction cup and so isn't suitable for attaching to a sex machine. See further
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 | 10th October 2022
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Reminiscent of a beret wearing Sergeant Major standing to attention, this butt plug is exactly what the
medical officer ordered. John Thomas Toys had great fun designing this sex toy, snapping out the orders, to produce a mold with a pronounced glans and a stumpy veined shaft. All specially designed for military grade anal pleasure.
Strangely presented in orange rather than Khaki green, the butt plug is compatible for use with vacuum locking systems such as Vac-U-Lock™. And following the usual drill, the butt plug comes with a faux
velvet storage bag. See further details at
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20th September 2022
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
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In a fine example of British understatement, the Conka is actually shaped like a medieval fighting mace. Surely
a butt plug designed to bring tears to your eyes... tears of pleasure that is. The intricately shaped butt plug is created in hand
made moulds designed by John Thomas Toys. The designers have chosen black as being the most appropriate colour for this plug. Note that, as with many butt plugs, this toy does not feature a vacuum locking suction pad.
John Thomas toys advise that this is not a design best suited to beginners, and that all users are recommended to use plenty of lube with this little beauty. See further
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1st September 2022
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
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Casting aside the war time allusions of the name, the Anal Bomb is actually something of a pleasure bomb.
The rather squat lines of this anal butt plug do indeed make for an explosive sensation. The gently reversed
taper is created in hand crafted moulds designed by John Thomas Toys, and is presented appropriately in an iron grey colour scheme. Platinum Silicone is the perfect material for a butt plug, and John Thomas Toys is confident that
this design will prove to be a ticking time bomb. See further details at
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24th August 2022
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
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John Thomas's Skittle is more about ten bowling than candy coated confectionery. The streamlined dildo is also an
ideal shape for use as an anal stretcher. The elegantly crafted dong feels as good as it looks as it penetrates deep inside.
Platinum Silicone works a treat for use as a stretcher as it proves both robust enough to stretch whilst simultaneously being supple enough to feel great. The dong features a vacuum locking attachment system
enabling it to be used in conjunction with systems such as Vac-U-Lock™. See further details at
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 | 8th August 2022
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| From www.JohnThomasToys.co.uk |
Candles have always been associated with matters erotic, and Cleopatra's Candle is a fine example
indeed. The Simple design proves very effective and feels incredible as it penetrates within. The design features a silicone wick, and the candle is dripping with oodles of silicone wax. It all adds up to a wonderful sensation
when popping the candle inside. The dildo is a of course presented in a glorious flame red. And furthermore the dildo may be
discreetly stored in plain sight. John Thomas Toys recommends that the lack of taper is carefully considered when selecting the right size for you.
click here to read an independent review from Joanne's Reviews. See further
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