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John Thomas Thingy Bob Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 14th May 2022

This totem pole of glans penis heads has created a unique and erotic personal experience for every user. Four helmets adorn the glorious shaft decreasing in size as they rise to the tip.

Cast from black medical grade platinum silicone, each one has been hand poured into copper molds to ensure a durable and high quality sex toy.

Thingy Bob was given a last gasp reprieve by the John Thomas director and nearly didn't make it into production. Ironically it has gone on to be one of our best sellers!

Both Vac-u-lock and O-ring compatible, Thingy Bob is made from non-porous body safe materials and can be cleaned in the dishwasher or placed in boiling water to sterilize between uses.

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John Thomas The Extremity Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 4th May 2022

For those times when you need a little hand in the bedroom department! The Extremity is a cheeky two fingered platinum silicone dong which resides on a realistic clenched fist.

Looking and feeling like a real hand, the Extremity is great for some gentle anal probing or vaginal play.

Being made from only the finest medical grade platinum silicone ensures a body safe, allergy free experience.

Available in a choice of sizes ranging from 7 up to 16 and two levels of firmness, means a very personal level of indulgence can be achieved.

The Extremity is both Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible and makes for a fun and versatile sex toy which can be used alone or with a partner to great effect!

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John Thomas Orinoco Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 24th April 2022

Orinoco is a beautifully handcrafted platinum silicone dong unlike any other.

Both innovative and stylish, Orinoco was inspired by a freshwater crocodile that lives in the Arafura Swamp located in the Northern Territory of Australia.

A wide base meanders up to a slim tip with this green Vac-u-lock compatible sex toy . Coarse skin and textured scales, coupled with a fierce looking - yet softly serrated shaft - ensure you a playtime like no other.

Orinoco is also O-Ring compatible and suitable for both anal or vaginal stimulation.

Taking many hours to create and utilising our copper mold technique has ensured ultra high definition has been captured in every toy, lovingly made for you.

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John Thomas William Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

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Link Here 9th April 2022

William is a perfectly tailored platinum silicone stretcher ideal for really opening up your sphincter and anal passage.

Its metallic gold finish makes for a really indulgent sex toy which looks and feels very sensual.

William is a stubby, chubby worm like dong with a wonderfully large head very eager to slip inside whenever you are ready. Beneath the head resides four smooth ripples creating a lovely ribbed effect guaranteed to blow your mind as you glide him in and out.

John Thomas offer William in four orgasmic sizes ranging from the 5.5 small up to the extra large 12.5 version. Get your anal nerve endings tingling in style manually or connect to a compatible sex machine for hands free fun.

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John Thomas Anal Probe Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 18th March 2022

Be prepared for the anal probing of a lifetime! Welcome to the Anal Probe platinum silicone dildo. Its mission is to boldly go where no man has gone before - or at least where they haven't been for a while!

With its lovely strong lines from base to tip, this jet black sex toy is guaranteed to have you squealing for more every time you use it.

Designed using state of the art 3D computer technology - in conjunction with 3D printers - Anal Probe is primarily for all anal play, but may be used for vaginal penetration too.

Medical grade platinum silicone ensures a body safe, hypoallergenic product of both excellent quality and durability. Choose from the four sizes but don't skimp on lube!

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John Thomas Rude Boi Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 26th February 2022

Rude Boi is not someone you want to bring home to meet your parents, he's randy and rotten to the core and just wants to get down to it at every given opportunity.

This jet black, medical grade platinum silicone dildo is great for anal or vaginal penetration. Its unique curvature is sure to glide in effortlessly and find your sweet spot.

Firm prominent balls are found at the base of Rude Boi's wondrous shaft, which features over 200 highly erotic nodules, designed to excite and tip you into orgasm time after time.

Rude Boi comes with a free large suction cup plug and faux velvet storage bag. A choice of four sizes and two levels of firmness are also available for your personal preferences.

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John Thomas Barbarian Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 6th February 2022

Another alien offering; Barbarian is a gorgeous red, extra-terrestrial platinum silicone sex toy - perfect for both anal or vaginal play.

Barbarian lives over four light years away on his home planet Nezork. Abandoned at birth by his own mother, Barbarian exists encompassing a solitary and nomadic lifestyle. His only mission is looking for sexual encounters.

The base of this fantasy dildo's shaft is adorned with soft spiky protrusions. The shaft is a slender scaly hybrid where reptile meets alien. A large irregular glans with significant urethral opening tops the highly textured dildo .

Produced with the finest medical grade materials, Barbarian is body safe, odour free and hypoallergenic.

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Link Here5th February 2022



John Thomas Ramsta Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 18th January 2022

Over one hundred erotic bubbly nodules adorn these platinum silicone dildos.

Your body is going to experience sexual-sensory overload. Ramsta is a jet black bubble-fest of a dong , wonderful for anal play. Particularly recommended when used with a compatible sex machine, either alone or with a partner.

Ramsta was handcrafted and designed in the UK using 3D software and printers, brought to life in the USA utilising copper molds and only the finest body safe materials.

Ramsta is durable, non-porous, odour free and hypoallergenic. This anal treat comes in four exciting sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.

John Thomas Toys is a UK based company with 15 years experience in the industry.

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John Thomas Koi Toy Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 28th December 2021

Koi Toy comes from a strange aquatic creature who is half man and half fish.

This racing green coloured, medical grade platinum silicone dildo is another eye-catching and original design from John Thomas Toys.

Firm and pronounced balls lead to a slender; scaly, skin textured shaft - discreetly exposing the tip of the glans. This slippery customer features realistic Koi carp fish scales and comes in four accommodating sizes.

Suitable for anal or vaginal penetration Koi Toy is perfect both for the beginner and the seasoned sex toy enthusiast.

Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, this handcrafted dildo has been factory shrink-wrapped and comes complete with faux velvet storage bag and free large suction cup plug.

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John Thomas Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 11th December 2021

John Thomas Toys pride themselves on their innovational designs and Alien Hooligan is of no exception. This powder blue dildo is another work of art from the mind of Flak Boy - a freelance designer we are privileged to work with.

Alien Hooligan is a horny bad boy from another planet who has come to Earth to have lots of sex! His fantasy cock presents with a lily flower penile head, coupled with canine testicles for good measure.

Adorned with prominent veins, this strange yet original dildo also features a pleasing curvature of the shaft perfect for both anal and vaginal stimulation.

Medical grade platinum silicone means safety, durability and quality are assured. Designed in the UK - made in the USA.

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