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John Thomas Spock's Cock Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews

Link Here 23rd January 2023

There is nothing more logical than our customer's love of Spock's Cock ! An immediate best seller as soon as it was launched; this wondrous platinum silicone dildo ticks all the boxes and is guaranteed to make you come in peace!

Spock's Cock boasts nodules and ripples in all the right places. A dipped penile head and thick veinage makes for an aesthetic Vulcan masterpiece.

Presenting in four convenient sizes and a choice of two colours, the giant dildo version is extremely popular.

Spock's Cock looks impressive in beige - but the rainbow fusion version is breathtaking!

Great for anal or vaginal penetration and even better when connected to a compatible sex machine.

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John Thomas Pee Wee Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 6th January 2023

With a mischievous sense of irony, John Thomas Toys offers Pee Wee , a small sounding dildo in as big a size as you want.

The dong features a stubby shaft with big balls, and is also ideal for anal play.

The not so diminutive dildo is available in 4 sizes from small to extra large. And of course each comes with a range of pleasure ratings: pleasurable, extra pleasurable, extra extra pleasurable , and extra extra extra pleasurable.

This sex toy is not compatible with Vac-U-Lock.

Both light and dark colour schemes are available.

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Updated: John Thomas Pongo Dongo Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 17th December 2022

This beautiful metallic gold, platinum silicone dildo is pure indulgence for him or her.

Pongo Dongo was painstakingly created using cutting edge 3D computer technology, to delivery a treat for all sex toy lovers. The design of this golden shaft captures seven erotic segments which create a wonderful ridge effect which your body will lovingly thank you for. A petite exposed glans head resides at the tip of the shaft waiting to be slipped inside.

Great for both anal and vaginal penetration, Pongo Dongo is available in a 7, 9, 12 and 16 version and a choice of firmness.

This handcrafted toy was made with only the best medical grade platinum silicone and is totally body safe and hypoallergenic.

See further details at John Thomas Toys . Pongo Dongo is also available in black .



John Thomas Oglin Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 28th November 2022

And before you ask, an oglin is a mythical beast that is a cross between an ogre and a goblin. Hopefully this dildo is an anatomically correct depiction of the giant, as the oglin is a legendary performer in the lust department.

This magnificent beast is moulded in beige, and features a ribbed shaft with each ring contributing to the pleasure as it delves deep inside.

The dildo features a vacuum suction pad that is suitable for attachment to standard locking systems such as Vac-U-Lock.

John Thomas Toys recommends that customers take car over dimensions, as premium quality platinum silicone is a heavyweight material that more than does justice to ogre-like cocks

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Update: Fusion

27th September 2020. See Oglin in fusion black from

The Oglin is now available in a fusion of black, white and grey. John Thomas Toys explains that the dildo is coloured by a hand pouring technique called fusion, as such each dildo is individual, the colouring of each sex toy using this method are aesthetically different & bespoke.



John Thomas Original Tentacle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here12th November 2022

This four tone, medical grade platinum silicone dildo , is truly a thing of beauty.

A realistic Octopus tentacle, designed to slide inside your orifice of choice and tantalise and stimulate your every nerve ending. Stacked, handpoured colours, feature purple, lilac, hot pink, and baby pink, in this aesthetic masterpiece.

Every coarse ribbed ridge, is complimented by the erotic abundance of suckers, which adorn this innovative design. A maritime orgasmic treat for the senses - available in 4 different sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.

The Original Tentacle is both Vac-u-lock & O-Ring compatible and is presented with a plush faux velvet retail pouch for storage.

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John Thomas Twisted Hogg Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here 27th October 2022

Maybe one could say that this is a design from a twisted mind, but when it makes you squeal in delight then you've got to hand it to the creator.

The Twisted Hog is a unique butt plug fashioned as a pig's head, and is surely designed to make your tail curl in appreciation.

This sex toy is produced in premium quality Platinum Silicone which can be cleaned in the dishwater, and is suitable for heating up or cooling for heightened pleasures.

Note that this gammon pink butt plug does not have a suction cup and so isn't suitable for attaching to a sex machine.

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John Thomas Sergeant Major Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here10th October 2022

Reminiscent of a beret wearing Sergeant Major standing to attention, this butt plug is exactly what the medical officer ordered.

John Thomas Toys had great fun designing this sex toy, snapping out the orders, to produce a mold with a pronounced glans and a stumpy veined shaft. All specially designed for military grade anal pleasure.

Strangely presented in orange rather than Khaki green, the butt plug is compatible for use with vacuum locking systems such as Vac-U-Lock™.

And following the usual drill, the butt plug comes with a faux velvet storage bag.

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John Thomas Conka Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here 20th September 2022

In a fine example of British understatement, the Conka is actually shaped like a medieval fighting mace. Surely a butt plug designed to bring tears to your eyes... tears of pleasure that is.

The intricately shaped butt plug is created in hand made moulds designed by John Thomas Toys. The designers have chosen black as being the most appropriate colour for this plug.

Note that, as with many butt plugs, this toy does not feature a vacuum locking suction pad.

John Thomas toys advise that this is not a design best suited to beginners, and that all users are recommended to use plenty of lube with this little beauty.

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John Thomas Anal Bomb Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here 1st September 2022

Casting aside the war time allusions of the name, the Anal Bomb is actually something of a pleasure bomb.

The rather squat lines of this anal butt plug do indeed make for an explosive sensation.

The gently reversed taper is created in hand crafted moulds designed by John Thomas Toys, and is presented appropriately in an iron grey colour scheme.

Platinum Silicone is the perfect material for a butt plug, and John Thomas Toys is confident that this design will prove to be a ticking time bomb.

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John Thomas Skittle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews

Link Here 24th August 2022

John Thomas's Skittle is more about ten bowling than candy coated confectionery. The streamlined dildo is also an ideal shape for use as an anal stretcher.

The elegantly crafted dong feels as good as it looks as it penetrates deep inside.

Platinum Silicone works a treat for use as a stretcher as it proves both robust enough to stretch whilst simultaneously being supple enough to feel great.

The dong features a vacuum locking attachment system enabling it to be used in conjunction with systems such as Vac-U-Lock™.

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John Thomas Cleopatra's Candle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here8th August 2022

Candles have always been associated with matters erotic, and Cleopatra's Candle is a fine example indeed.

The Simple design proves very effective and feels incredible as it penetrates within. The design features a silicone wick, and the candle is dripping with oodles of silicone wax. It all adds up to a wonderful sensation when popping the candle inside.

The dildo is a of course presented in a glorious flame red. And furthermore the dildo may be discreetly stored in plain sight.

John Thomas Toys recommends that the lack of taper is carefully considered when selecting the right size for you.

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