John Thomas Toys

In a fine example of British understatement, the Conka is actually shaped like a medieval fighting mace. Surely a butt plug designed to bring tears to your eyes... tears of pleasure that is.

The intricately shaped butt plug is created in hand made moulds designed by John Thomas Toys. The designers have chosen black as being the most appropriate colour for this plug.

Note that, as with many butt plugs, this toy does not feature a vacuum locking suction pad.

John Thomas toys advise that this is not a design best suited to beginners, and that all users are recommended to use plenty of lube with this little beauty.

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Casting aside the war time allusions of the name, the Anal Bomb is actually something of a pleasure bomb.

The rather squat lines of this anal butt plug do indeed make for an explosive sensation.

The gently reversed taper is created in hand crafted moulds designed by John Thomas Toys, and is presented appropriately in an iron grey colour scheme.

Platinum Silicone is the perfect material for a butt plug, and John Thomas Toys is confident that this design will prove to be a ticking time bomb.

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John Thomas's Skittle is more about ten bowling than candy coated confectionery. The streamlined dildo is also an ideal shape for use as an anal stretcher.

The elegantly crafted dong feels as good as it looks as it penetrates deep inside.

Platinum Silicone works a treat for use as a stretcher as it proves both robust enough to stretch whilst simultaneously being supple enough to feel great.

The dong features a vacuum locking attachment system enabling it to be used in conjunction with systems such as Vac-U-Lock™.

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Candles have always been associated with matters erotic, and Cleopatra's Candle is a fine example indeed.

The Simple design proves very effective and feels incredible as it penetrates within. The design features a silicone wick, and the candle is dripping with oodles of silicone wax. It all adds up to a wonderful sensation when popping the candle inside.

The dildo is a of course presented in a glorious flame red. And furthermore the dildo may be discreetly stored in plain sight.

John Thomas Toys recommends that the lack of taper is carefully considered when selecting the right size for you.

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The Anal Torpedo is the perfect stretcher especially styled for those wishing to explore deeper depths.

The anal stretcher features a sleek bulbous head and a gently tapering shaft. It is presented appropriately in submarine grey.

John Thomas Toys recommends starting with the smaller sizes and then working up.

This dong is compatible with vacuum locking devices such as those using the Vac-U-Lock system.

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Get ready for the War Head anal stretcher, the perfect trainer for those large on ambition.

This sleek but well rounded and gently tapered stretcher feels great as it opens up your anal passage.

John Thomas Toys offers this mighty dildo in a selection of four sizes so you are sure to find one that suits your ambitions, however large.

The stretcher is compatible with Vac-U-Lock devices and can also be used for vaginal penetration. Platinum Silicone may be heated up, or popped in the fridge for something a little bit cooling on a hot summer day.

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As the name suggests, the The Buxom Lady is modelled on a beautiful set of well rounded curves. Each compounding the pleasure as the dildo slips deeper inside.

Sculpted from vivid green Platinum Silicone, the dildo consists of a delicate head, an ample bosum, and truely voluminous hips.

Lovingly designed by John Thomas Toys this dong is produced from hand crafted moulds, and this time round, the designers tip their hats to the wonders of the female form.

This voluptuous lady is sure to please your every demand.

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Created to stimulate and tantalise the anus, Umbungo's Finger has been ergonomically designed to slip comfortably deep inside and arouse every anal erogenous pleasure point.

Umbungo's Finger is presented in a rich red colour and features a long slender digit. The tip of the finger is nice and narrow, as you travel down the shaft, the girth widens and you meet two prominent knuckles which feels wonderful as you slide it in deeper.

Recommended by John Thomas Toys to be used handheld - either alone or with a partner - this sex toy does still feature Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatibility for your convenience.

Lashings of lubricant are required for all anal play as this curious finger does it's work.

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Aliens feature heavily in the current John Thomas Toys collection, Xtro is possibly the best of the bunch. He's a mischievous and delinquent alien awaiting to impregnate his next victim.

A beautiful purple platinum silicone dong boasts a huge bulbous glans head. The shaft is riddled with glorious ridges and bumps down to its aggressive looking base.

Intensely curved he is particularly suited to slipping deep inside the anus and stimulating the male P-Spot.

Xtro took an eternity to perfect but he is one of the creations we are most proud of.

He is compatible with both vacuum dildo systems and O-Ring fastening. Body safe and allergy free, Xtro is also non-porous and stain resistant. Clean in the dishwasher.

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This totem pole of glans penis heads has created a unique and erotic personal experience for every user. Four helmets adorn the glorious shaft decreasing in size as they rise to the tip.

Cast from black medical grade platinum silicone, each one has been hand poured into copper molds to ensure a durable and high quality sex toy.

Thingy Bob was given a last gasp reprieve by the John Thomas director and nearly didn't make it into production. Ironically it has gone on to be one of our best sellers!

Both Vac-u-lock and O-ring compatible, Thingy Bob is made from non-porous body safe materials and can be cleaned in the dishwasher or placed in boiling water to sterilize between uses.

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For those times when you need a little hand in the bedroom department! The Extremity is a cheeky two fingered platinum silicone dong which resides on a realistic clenched fist.

Looking and feeling like a real hand, the Extremity is great for some gentle anal probing or vaginal play.

Being made from only the finest medical grade platinum silicone ensures a body safe, allergy free experience.

Available in a choice of sizes ranging from 7 up to 16 and two levels of firmness, means a very personal level of indulgence can be achieved.

The Extremity is both Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible and makes for a fun and versatile sex toy which can be used alone or with a partner to great effect!

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Orinoco is a beautifully handcrafted platinum silicone dong unlike any other.

Both innovative and stylish, Orinoco was inspired by a freshwater crocodile that lives in the Arafura Swamp located in the Northern Territory of Australia.

A wide base meanders up to a slim tip with this green Vac-u-lock compatible sex toy . Coarse skin and textured scales, coupled with a fierce looking - yet softly serrated shaft - ensure you a playtime like no other.

Orinoco is also O-Ring compatible and suitable for both anal or vaginal stimulation.

Taking many hours to create and utilising our copper mold technique has ensured ultra high definition has been captured in every toy, lovingly made for you.

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William is a perfectly tailored platinum silicone stretcher ideal for really opening up your sphincter and anal passage.

Its metallic gold finish makes for a really indulgent sex toy which looks and feels very sensual.

William is a stubby, chubby worm like dong with a wonderfully large head very eager to slip inside whenever you are ready. Beneath the head resides four smooth ripples creating a lovely ribbed effect guaranteed to blow your mind as you glide him in and out.

John Thomas offer William in four orgasmic sizes ranging from the 5.5 small up to the extra large 12.5 version. Get your anal nerve endings tingling in style manually or connect to a compatible sex machine for hands free fun.

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