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Updated: John Thomas Pongo Dongo Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th October 2020

This beautiful metallic gold, platinum silicone dildo is pure indulgence for him or her.

Pongo Dongo was painstakingly created using cutting edge 3D computer technology, to delivery a treat for all sex toy lovers. The design of this golden shaft captures seven erotic segments which create a wonderful ridge effect which your body will lovingly thank you for. A petite exposed glans head resides at the tip of the shaft waiting to be slipped inside.

Great for both anal and vaginal penetration, Pongo Dongo is available in a 7, 9, 12 and 16 version and a choice of firmness.

This handcrafted toy was made with only the best medical grade platinum silicone and is totally body safe and hypoallergenic.

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Update: Black too

27th October 2020. See article

Pongo Dongo is now also available in black. See the new colour at John Thomas Toys

 

 

John Thomas Dick Head Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

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Link Here 20th October 2020
 

Skirting around the obvious humour of the name, this Platinum Silicone stretcher takes its design from the head of the popular dildo from the same range named William.

The Dick Head stretcher aims to personify those around you that deserve the name, whilst allowing you to take pleasure from both the irony and the delightful penetrative design.

The anal stretcher is moulded from premium quality Platinum Silicone which is designed to be robust enough for the stretching, whilst being supple enough for the pleasuring.

The stretcher features a vacuum suction pad that is suitable for attachment to standard locking systems such as Vac-U-Lock.

The Dick Head is available in a unique multicoloured option or else in a more natural green shade.

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Updated: John Thomas Oglin Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th September 2020
 

And before you ask, an oglin is a mythical beast that is a cross between an ogre and a goblin. Hopefully this dildo is an anatomically correct depiction of the giant, as the oglin is a legendary performer in the lust department.

This magnificent beast is moulded in beige, and features a ribbed shaft with each ring contributing to the pleasure as it delves deep inside.

The dildo features a vacuum suction pad that is suitable for attachment to standard locking systems such as Vac-U-Lock.

John Thomas Toys recommends that customers take car over dimensions, as premium quality platinum silicone is a heavyweight material that more than does justice to ogre-like cocks

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Update: Fusion

27th September 2020. See Oglin in fusion black from johnthomastoys.co.uk

The Oglin is now available in a fusion of black, white and grey. John Thomas Toys explains that the dildo is coloured by a hand pouring technique called fusion, as such each dildo is individual, the colouring of each sex toy using this method are aesthetically different & bespoke.

 

 

John Thomas Original Tentacle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here25th September 2020

This four tone, medical grade platinum silicone dildo , is truly a thing of beauty.

A realistic Octopus tentacle, designed to slide inside your orifice of choice and tantalise and stimulate your every nerve ending. Stacked, handpoured colours, feature purple, lilac, hot pink, and baby pink, in this aesthetic masterpiece.

Every coarse ribbed ridge, is complimented by the erotic abundance of suckers, which adorn this innovative design. A maritime orgasmic treat for the senses - available in 4 different sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.

The Original Tentacle is both Vac-u-lock & O-Ring compatible and is presented with a plush faux velvet retail pouch for storage.

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John Thomas Spock's Cock Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 15th September 2020
 

Perhaps you've wondered why Spock doesn't seem to quite comprehend why human folk need to pep up their sex lives with the strange concept of love. Well perhaps John Thomas Toys has revealed why. Vulcans are blessed with such magnificent cocks that they simply don't need anything extra to help out.

Spock's Cock is indeed a magnificent weapon. The well pronounced ribs down the shaft are sure to create a wave of pleasure as each ridge penetrates deep inside. And to top it off, the penis head has a few more tricks down it's sleeve.

This fine dong is presented in beige and is suitable for attachment to sex machines and toys, such as those with Vac-U-Lock fittings.

Choose your size carefully, Vulcan achievements are somewhat in advance of what you may have ever seen before.

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John Thomas Twisted Hogg Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 20th August 2020
 

Maybe one could say that this is a design from a twisted mind, but when it makes you squeal in delight then you've got to hand it to the creator.

The Twisted Hog is a unique butt plug fashioned as a pig's head, and is surely designed to make your tail curl in appreciation.

This sex toy is produced in premium quality Platinum Silicone which can be cleaned in the dishwater, and is suitable for heating up or cooling for heightened pleasures.

Note that this gammon pink butt plug does not have a suction cup and so isn't suitable for attaching to a sex machine.

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John Thomas Sergeant Major Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here8th August 2020
 

Reminiscent of a beret wearing Sergeant Major standing to attention, this butt plug is exactly what the medical officer ordered.

John Thomas Toys had great fun designing this sex toy, snapping out the orders, to produce a mold with a pronounced glans and a stumpy veined shaft. All specially designed for military grade anal pleasure.

Strangely presented in orange rather than Khaki green, the butt plug is compatible for use with vacuum locking systems such as Vac-U-Lock™.

And following the usual drill, the butt plug comes with a faux velvet storage bag.

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John Thomas Conka Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here 2nd August 2020
 

In a fine example of British understatement, the Conka is actually shaped like a medieval fighting mace. Surely a butt plug designed to bring tears to your eyes... tears of pleasure that is.

The intricately shaped butt plug is created in hand made moulds designed by John Thomas Toys. The designers have chosen black as being the most appropriate colour for this plug.

Note that, as with many butt plugs, this toy does not feature a vacuum locking suction pad.

John Thomas toys advise that this is not a design best suited to beginners, and that all users are recommended to use plenty of lube with this little beauty.

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John Thomas Anal Bomb Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th July 2020
 

Casting aside the war time allusions of the name, the Anal Bomb is actually something of a pleasure bomb.

The rather squat lines of this anal butt plug do indeed make for an explosive sensation.

The gently reversed taper is created in hand crafted moulds designed by John Thomas Toys, and is presented appropriately in an iron grey colour scheme.

Platinum Silicone is the perfect material for a butt plug, and John Thomas Toys is confident that this design will prove to be a ticking time bomb.

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John Thomas Skittle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 26th July 2020
 

John Thomas's Skittle is more about ten bowling than candy coated confectionery. The streamlined dildo is also an ideal shape for use as an anal stretcher.

The elegantly crafted dong feels as good as it looks as it penetrates deep inside.

Platinum Silicone works a treat for use as a stretcher as it proves both robust enough to stretch whilst simultaneously being supple enough to feel great.

The dong features a vacuum locking attachment system enabling it to be used in conjunction with systems such as Vac-U-Lock™.

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John Thomas Cleopatra's Candle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here20th July 2020

Candles have always been associated with matters erotic, and Cleopatra's Candle is a fine example indeed.

The Simple design proves very effective and feels incredible as it penetrates within. The design features a silicone wick, and the candle is dripping with oodles of silicone wax. It all adds up to a wonderful sensation when popping the candle inside.

The dildo is a of course presented in a glorious flame red. And furthermore the dildo may be discreetly stored in plain sight.

John Thomas Toys recommends that the lack of taper is carefully considered when selecting the right size for you.

click here to read an independent review from Joanne's Reviews.

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John Thomas Anal Torpedo Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 9th July 2020

The Anal Torpedo is the perfect stretcher especially styled for those wishing to explore deeper depths.

The anal stretcher features a sleek bulbous head and a gently tapering shaft. It is presented appropriately in submarine grey.

John Thomas Toys recommends starting with the smaller sizes and then working up.

This dong is compatible with vacuum locking devices such as those using the Vac-U-Lock system.

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John Thomas War Head Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th June 2020

Get ready for the War Head anal stretcher, the perfect trainer for those large on ambition.

This sleek but well rounded and gently tapered stretcher feels great as it opens up your anal passage.

John Thomas Toys offers this mighty dildo in a selection of four sizes so you are sure to find one that suits your ambitions, however large.

The stretcher is compatible with Vac-U-Lock devices and can also be used for vaginal penetration. Platinum Silicone may be heated up, or popped in the fridge for something a little bit cooling on a hot summer day.

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John Thomas The Buxom Lady Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 13th June 2020

As the name suggests, the The Buxom Lady is modelled on a beautiful set of well rounded curves. Each compounding the pleasure as the dildo slips deeper inside.

Sculpted from vivid green Platinum Silicone, the dildo consists of a delicate head, an ample bosum, and truely voluminous hips.

Lovingly designed by John Thomas Toys this dong is produced from hand crafted moulds, and this time round, the designers tip their hats to the wonders of the female form.

This voluptuous lady is sure to please your every demand.

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John Thomas Umbungo's Finger Platinum Silicone Anal Probe...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here26th May 2020

Created to stimulate and tantalise the anus, Umbungo's Finger has been ergonomically designed to slip comfortably deep inside and arouse every anal erogenous pleasure point.

Umbungo's Finger is presented in a rich red colour and features a long slender digit. The tip of the finger is nice and narrow, as you travel down the shaft, the girth widens and you meet two prominent knuckles which feels wonderful as you slide it in deeper.

Recommended by John Thomas Toys to be used handheld - either alone or with a partner - this sex toy does still feature Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatibility for your convenience.

Lashings of lubricant are required for all anal play as this curious finger does it's work.

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John Thomas Xtro Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 16th May 2020

Aliens feature heavily in the current John Thomas Toys collection, Xtro is possibly the best of the bunch. He's a mischievous and delinquent alien awaiting to impregnate his next victim.

A beautiful purple platinum silicone dong boasts a huge bulbous glans head. The shaft is riddled with glorious ridges and bumps down to its aggressive looking base.

Intensely curved he is particularly suited to slipping deep inside the anus and stimulating the male P-Spot.

Xtro took an eternity to perfect but he is one of the creations we are most proud of.

He is compatible with both vacuum dildo systems and O-Ring fastening. Body safe and allergy free, Xtro is also non-porous and stain resistant. Clean in the dishwasher.

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John Thomas Thingy Bob Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 13th May 2020

This totem pole of glans penis heads has created a unique and erotic personal experience for every user. Four helmets adorn the glorious shaft decreasing in size as they rise to the tip.

Cast from black medical grade platinum silicone, each one has been hand poured into copper molds to ensure a durable and high quality sex toy.

Thingy Bob was given a last gasp reprieve by the John Thomas director and nearly didn't make it into production. Ironically it has gone on to be one of our best sellers!

Both Vac-u-lock and O-ring compatible, Thingy Bob is made from non-porous body safe materials and can be cleaned in the dishwasher or placed in boiling water to sterilize between uses.

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John Thomas The Extremity Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 6th May 2020

For those times when you need a little hand in the bedroom department! The Extremity is a cheeky two fingered platinum silicone dong which resides on a realistic clenched fist.

Looking and feeling like a real hand, the Extremity is great for some gentle anal probing or vaginal play.

Being made from only the finest medical grade platinum silicone ensures a body safe, allergy free experience.

Available in a choice of sizes ranging from 7 up to 16 and two levels of firmness, means a very personal level of indulgence can be achieved.

The Extremity is both Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible and makes for a fun and versatile sex toy which can be used alone or with a partner to great effect!

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