Brenda’s Bucket is
another exciting creation in the John Thomas range of male masturbators. It has been handcrafted from medical grade, ultra soft, platinum silicone which looks wonderful and feels indulgent to the touch.
Brenda’s Bucket is full of erotic nodules and ridges and is a real treat for all men who love indulgent self-pleasure with an experienced woman.
Brenda epitomises the word MILF and can show even the most seasoned lovers a thing or two.
Brenda’s Bucket was designed in the UK and manufactured in the USA and comes with a lifetime warranty and gorgeous faux velvet storage bag.
Easy to clean but harder to put down – enjoy Brenda today.
If you enjoy anal sex or are just curious, then the Bum Hole male masturbator is a great
sex toy for your collection. Bum Hole has been handcrafted from the only the softest platinum silicone and is nice and tight in all the right places!
A hand poured fusion of gold and black; this sex toy features highly textured nodules guaranteed to tingle all your sensitive nerve endings.
To make your experience more realistic flush warm water inside the
canal prior to penetration, lube up and slip in.
Bum Hole is easy to clean and made from non-porous
and hypoallergenic materials. This sex toy comes with a free faux velvet storage bag. Don't forget to check out our other male masturbators!
Pig Boy platinum silicone masturbator is made from our medical grade ultra soft platinum silicone. A hand poured fusion of pink, gold and black creates a
unique mix every time.
Pig Boy features a pig nose and aggressive looking snout and jaw.
Between the teeth is the awaiting canal riddled with ribbed nodules perfect to slip your member inside. For men this is the ultimate in self pleasure, enhanced further by applying the bung to create a lovely vacuum inside as you reach your peak.
Pig Boy is based on our best selling platinum silicone dildo the Twisted Hog and was designed in the UK.
Clean
Pig Boy between uses in boiling water or even pop in the dishwasher. Hypoallergenic and phthalate free, Pig Boy comes with a lifetime warranty and a free bottle of replenishing baby corn powder.
This
platinum silicone dildo stands proudly amongst any sex toy collection. Large bulbous balls lead up to the impressive shaft adorned with thick veins towards an uncut foreskin where the head of this monster cock lays in wait.
Boogeyman is available in a slime green colour or a majestic, hand poured gold and black fusion which we are particularly proud of. Customers rave about Boogeyman as he always manages to hit the spot!
Boogeyman comes in 7", 9", 12" and 16" versions in both colours and in medium or soft firmness. Made from only the finest medical grade platinum silicone he is sure to please.
Schedule some alone time, lube up and bring out the Boogeyman...
Yuppie certainly is a young urban professional and lives up to his name. He's not only stuck up - but stuck in the
1980's if you check out his wardrobe!
Yuppie is a 27 year old socialite who is minted. Based on his very own manhood; this platinum
silicone dildo is perfectly tailored to effortlessly slip inside your desired orifice for your delectation.
Featuring a large scrotum, slender shaft and narrow veins, Yuppie leads up to a pointy exposed glans penis head ready
for action - just hold on a minute while he puts his filofax down!
Yuppie comes in the regular 4 sizes and also in a choice of beige or brown colours. Choose between soft and medium firmness to ensure a bespoke experience.
Pervy Patrick himself is a randy old goat who should know better! He doesn't know the meaning of politically correct and loves nothing more than having an indiscrete perv on whichever unsuspecting women cross his path.
Our
Pervy Patrick is a medical grade, platinum silicone realistic dildo with prominent veins, retracted foreskin an exposed glans and a large pair of testicles!
Patrick comes in the usual 4 sizes and in a choice of either beige or brown colour; he looks and feels great attached to your sex machine of choice and will not disappoint!
Patrick was designed in the UK
and lovingly brought to life in the USA. Hypoallergenic and simple to clean, this impressive dildo enhances any sex toy collection. Complimentary suction cup
and faux velvet bag included.
Aptly named after the brute he is, Brutus is a meaty dildo with a much loved curvature which has made him a firm
favourite. The unusual tilt is great for reaching those intimate areas that others fail to stimulate.
Enjoy Brutus handheld or allow a partner to harness him. For that extra thrill, attach him to a sex machine and unleash the
potential of this silicone dildo delight.
Brutus is available in light brown or black and comes in 7, 9, 12 or 16. The XL version is
an extremely popular giant dildo that doesn't stay on the shelf for long.
Lube up before you indulge in Brutus and we always
recommend the uninitiated building up slowly in size. Brutus is available in a choice of firmness and comes complete with a stylish faux velvet storage bag.
There is nothing more logical than our customer's love of Spock's Cock ! An immediate best seller as soon
as it was launched; this wondrous platinum silicone dildo ticks all the boxes and is guaranteed to make you come in peace!
Spock's
Cock boasts nodules and ripples in all the right places. A dipped penile head and thick veinage makes for an aesthetic Vulcan masterpiece.
Presenting in four convenient sizes and a choice of two colours, the
giant dildo version is extremely popular.
With a mischievous sense of irony, John Thomas Toys offers Pee Wee , a small sounding dildo in as big a size as
you want.
The dong features a stubby shaft with big balls, and is also ideal for anal play.
The not so diminutive
dildo is available in 4 sizes from small to extra large. And of course each comes with a range of pleasure ratings: pleasurable, extra pleasurable, extra extra pleasurable , and extra extra extra pleasurable.
This beautiful metallic gold, platinum silicone dildo is pure indulgence for him or her.
Pongo Dongo was painstakingly created using cutting edge 3D computer technology, to delivery a treat for all sex toy lovers. The design of this golden shaft
captures seven erotic segments which create a wonderful ridge effect which your body will lovingly thank you for. A petite exposed glans head resides at the tip of the shaft waiting to be slipped inside.
Great for both anal and
vaginal penetration, Pongo Dongo is available in a 7, 9, 12 and 16 version and a choice of firmness.
This handcrafted toy was made with only the best medical grade platinum silicone and is totally body safe and hypoallergenic.
Skirting around the obvious humour of the name, this Platinum Silicone stretcher takes its design from the head of the popular dildo from the same range named William.
The
Dick Head stretcher aims to personify those around you that deserve the name, whilst allowing you to take
pleasure from both the irony and the delightful penetrative design.
The anal stretcher is moulded from premium quality Platinum
Silicone which is designed to be robust enough for the stretching, whilst being supple enough for the pleasuring.
The stretcher features a vacuum suction pad that is suitable for attachment to standard locking systems such as
Vac-U-Lock.
The Dick Head is available in a unique multicoloured option or else in a
more natural green shade.
And before you ask, an oglin is a mythical beast that is a cross between an ogre and a goblin. Hopefully this
dildo is an anatomically correct depiction of the giant, as the oglin is a legendary performer in the lust department.
This magnificent beast is moulded in beige, and features a ribbed shaft with each ring contributing to the
pleasure as it delves deep inside.
The dildo features a vacuum suction pad that is suitable for attachment to standard locking
systems such as Vac-U-Lock.
John Thomas Toys recommends that customers take car over dimensions, as premium quality platinum silicone is a heavyweight material that more than does justice to ogre-like cocks
The Oglin is now available in a fusion of black, white and grey. John Thomas Toys explains that the dildo is coloured by a hand pouring technique called fusion, as such each dildo is individual, the colouring of each sex toy using this method are
aesthetically different & bespoke.
This four tone, medical grade platinum silicone dildo , is truly a thing of beauty.
A realistic Octopus tentacle, designed to
slide inside your orifice of choice and tantalise and stimulate your every nerve ending. Stacked, handpoured colours, feature purple, lilac, hot pink, and baby pink, in this aesthetic masterpiece.
Every coarse ribbed ridge, is
complimented by the erotic abundance of suckers, which adorn this innovative design. A maritime orgasmic treat for the senses - available in 4 different sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.
The
Original Tentacle is both Vac-u-lock & O-Ring compatible and is presented with a plush faux velvet
retail pouch for storage.
Maybe one could say that this is a design from a twisted mind, but when it makes you squeal in delight then you've got to hand it to the creator.
The
Twisted Hog is a unique butt plug fashioned as a pig's head, and is surely designed to make your tail curl
in appreciation.
This sex toy is produced in premium quality Platinum Silicone which can be cleaned in the dishwater, and is suitable
for heating up or cooling for heightened pleasures.
Note that this gammon pink butt plug does not have a suction cup and so isn't suitable for attaching to a sex machine.
Reminiscent of a beret wearing Sergeant Major standing to attention, this butt plug is exactly what the
medical officer ordered.
John Thomas Toys had great fun designing this sex toy, snapping out the orders, to produce a mold with a pronounced glans and a stumpy veined shaft. All specially designed for military grade anal pleasure.
Strangely presented in orange rather than Khaki green, the butt plug is compatible for use with vacuum locking systems such as Vac-U-Lock™.
And following the usual drill, the butt plug comes with a faux
velvet storage bag.
In a fine example of British understatement, the Conka is actually shaped like a medieval fighting mace. Surely
a butt plug designed to bring tears to your eyes... tears of pleasure that is.
The intricately shaped butt plug is created in hand
made moulds designed by John Thomas Toys. The designers have chosen black as being the most appropriate colour for this plug.
Note that, as with many butt plugs, this toy does not feature a vacuum locking suction pad.
John Thomas toys advise that this is not a design best suited to beginners, and that all users are recommended to use plenty of lube with this little beauty.
Casting aside the war time allusions of the name, the Anal Bomb is actually something of a pleasure bomb.
The rather squat lines of this anal butt plug do indeed make for an explosive sensation.
The gently reversed
taper is created in hand crafted moulds designed by John Thomas Toys, and is presented appropriately in an iron grey colour scheme.
Platinum Silicone is the perfect material for a butt plug, and John Thomas Toys is confident that
this design will prove to be a ticking time bomb.
John Thomas's Skittle is more about ten bowling than candy coated confectionery. The streamlined dildo is also an
ideal shape for use as an anal stretcher.
The elegantly crafted dong feels as good as it looks as it penetrates deep inside.
Platinum Silicone works a treat for use as a stretcher as it proves both robust enough to stretch whilst simultaneously being supple enough to feel great.
The dong features a vacuum locking attachment system
enabling it to be used in conjunction with systems such as Vac-U-Lock™.
Candles have always been associated with matters erotic, and Cleopatra's Candle is a fine example
indeed.
The Simple design proves very effective and feels incredible as it penetrates within. The design features a silicone wick, and the candle is dripping with oodles of silicone wax. It all adds up to a wonderful sensation
when popping the candle inside.
The dildo is a of course presented in a glorious flame red. And furthermore the dildo may be
discreetly stored in plain sight.
John Thomas Toys recommends that the lack of taper is carefully considered when selecting the right size for you.
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