Another alien offering; Barbarian is a gorgeous red, extra-terrestrial platinum silicone sex toy - perfect for
both anal or vaginal play.
Barbarian lives over four light years away on his home planet Nezork. Abandoned at birth by his own mother, Barbarian exists encompassing a solitary and nomadic lifestyle. His only mission is looking for
The base of this fantasy dildo's shaft is adorned with soft spiky protrusions. The shaft is a slender scaly hybrid where reptile meets alien. A large irregular glans with significant urethral opening tops the
highly textured dildo .
Produced with the finest medical grade materials, Barbarian is body safe, odour free and hypoallergenic.
Over one hundred erotic bubbly nodules adorn these platinum silicone dildos.
Your body is going to experience sexual-sensory overload.
Ramsta is a jet black bubble-fest of a
dong , wonderful for anal play. Particularly recommended when used with a compatible sex machine, either alone or with a partner.
Ramsta was handcrafted and designed in the UK using 3D software and printers, brought to life in the USA utilising copper molds and only the finest body safe materials.
Ramsta is durable, non-porous, odour free and hypoallergenic. This anal treat comes in four exciting sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.
John Thomas Toys is a UK based company with 15 years
experience in the industry.
Koi Toy comes from a strange aquatic creature who is half man and half fish.
This racing green coloured, medical grade platinum silicone
dildo is another eye-catching and original design from John Thomas Toys.
Firm and pronounced balls lead to a slender; scaly, skin
textured shaft - discreetly exposing the tip of the glans. This slippery customer features realistic Koi carp fish scales and comes in four accommodating sizes.
Suitable for anal or vaginal penetration Koi Toy is perfect both for
the beginner and the seasoned sex toy enthusiast.
Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, this handcrafted dildo has been factory shrink-wrapped and comes complete with faux velvet storage bag and free large suction cup plug.
John Thomas Toys pride themselves on their innovational designs and Alien Hooligan is of no exception. This
powder blue dildo is another work of art from the mind of Flak Boy - a freelance designer we are privileged to work with.
Alien Hooligan is a horny bad boy from another planet who has come to Earth to have lots of sex! His fantasy
cock presents with a lily flower penile head, coupled with canine testicles for good measure.
Adorned with prominent veins, this strange yet original
dildo also features a pleasing curvature of the shaft perfect for both anal and vaginal stimulation.
Medical grade platinum silicone
means safety, durability and quality are assured. Designed in the UK - made in the USA.
This beautiful metallic gold, platinum silicone dildo is pure indulgence for him or her.
Pongo Dongo was painstakingly created using cutting edge 3D computer technology, to delivery a treat for all sex toy lovers. The design of this golden shaft
captures seven erotic segments which create a wonderful ridge effect which your body will lovingly thank you for. A petite exposed glans head resides at the tip of the shaft waiting to be slipped inside.
Great for both anal and
vaginal penetration, Pongo Dongo is available in a 7, 9, 12 and 16 version and a choice of firmness.
This handcrafted toy was made with only the best medical grade platinum silicone and is totally body safe and hypoallergenic.
Smooth Boy is a simple, yet very effective, time-honoured design for our medical grade platinum silicone anal stretcher.
Presented in a stunning royal blue tone, this
dong is perfectly tailored for erotic anal play alone, or with a partner. Its tapered head will effortlessly slip inside you and take you to your happy
Smooth Boy works conveniently with vacuum dildo systems and is also O-Ring compatible.
This sensual dong can be warmed up or cooled down prior to use for that extra sensation and sterilized in
boiling water in-between sessions.
Customer's receive a free faux velvet storage bag and large suction cup plug. Please build up to larger sizes gradually and remember to use plenty of lubricant.
With his lovely realistic skin texture, Chubby Cedric is a pink platinum silicone delight.
Molded from a rather chubby English Aristocrat's very own John Thomas, this unusual dildo looks and feels wonderful as it slips inside and out of you. Highly prominent veins and a cut foreskin, complement the worm like ripple which
runs from the base, to the top of the shaft and the tapered royal glans which adorns it!
Compatible with Vac-u-lock sex machines and harnesses, this versatile
sex toy can also be used handheld.
Due to the lovely ridges Chubby Cedric is particularly enjoyable for anal play.
Free next working day delivery is available on all UK orders. Choice of 4 sizes and 2 textures for your convenience.
This jet black platinum silicone dildo has
gloriously coarse skin which complements the lovely ridges which adorn the length of its shaft. With its tight balls, thick girth and large exposed glans you have a truly pleasing design for an anal treat.
Slinky Santiago is great
when connected to a compatible sex machine or harness. It is Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible and available in a choice of four sizes and two levels of firmness.
Larger versions are ideal for anal stretching but build up to these
Comes complete with free large suction cup plug and plush faux velvet bag.
Ideal for anal play and anal stretching, Dino Slug is another work of art from John Thomas Toys. Created
using 3D computer software and 3D printers - with copper molding - the result is an eye catching platinum silicone anal treat.
Dino Slug is made from body safe, hypoallergenic materials. Handpoured liquid pink, black and gold
platinum silicone, fuse into this profound bespoke offering.
Versatility is assured in this Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible sex toy , which comes complete with free large suction cup plug.
Four sizes to accomodate all, range from a small 4.5 version to the extra large at 11.
This four tone, medical grade platinum silicone dildo , is truly a thing of beauty.
A realistic Octopus tentacle, designed to
slide inside your orifice of choice and tantalise and stimulate your every nerve ending. Stacked, handpoured colours, feature purple, lilac, hot pink, and baby pink, in this aesthetic masterpiece.
Every coarse ribbed ridge, is
complimented by the erotic abundance of suckers, which adorn this innovative design. A maritime orgasmic treat for the senses - available in 4 different sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.
Original Tentacle is both Vac-u-lock & O-Ring compatible and is presented with a plush faux velvet
retail pouch for storage.
Brace yourself for a stallion dildo experience of a lifetime. Comanche War Horse has been lovingly
recreated from paintings of the 1800's; depicting General Custer's trusty steed, from the Battle of Little Bighorn.
Powerful and glorious, Comanche is a two-tone, brown and beige horse cock unlike any predecessor - wonderfully
presented for your anal pleasures.
Handcrafted in body safe; medical grade platinum silicone, every ridge and bump will stir your desires as he slips deep inside.
dildo comes complete with free large suction cup plug and faux velvet bag - lashings of lube recommended.
This handpoured fusion of medical grade platinum silicone features a mix of glorious orange and blue pigments.
The Snake is both innovative and eyecatching and yet performs wonderfully as a sex toy - perfect for anal and
Created using cutting edge 3D computer software; in conjunction with an extensive copper molding process, the resultant detailing is exquisite. A truly original piece, which both looks and feels great.
A vacuum hole facilitates usage with vacuum dildo systems found on compatible harnesses and fucking machines.
The Snake's scaly skin texture provides a wholly erotic serpent experience.
Strictly for the ladies, Double Bubble is an indulgent affair geared towards ultimate sexual satisfaction.
This unique design features two conjoined platinum silicone dildos - one thick, one thin. The larger of the two is for vaginal entry
and the slimmer, has beautiful curvature to allow simultaneous anal penetration.
Handcrafted and designed in the UK, this sex toy facilitates a double penetration experience like no other.
A choice of four
available sizes and two levels of firmness, allows the perfect selection tailored for your body. A single dildo will never suffice again - anal lubricant required!
The Buffalo is a sensually tapered, yet very meaty dildo designed to tease and please all your intimate parts.
Heavily veined with cut foreskin, this black vac-u-lock compatible
sex toy is great for anal penetration. He's a full bodied beast that will fill you up nicely as he slips inside and it wont be long before you want to use
Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, Buffalo is body safe and hypoallergenic.
Four different toy sizes and two levels of firmness, means you can find what compliments your
UK customers receive free next working day delivery plus a free large suction cup with every order.
Beastli comes from a mythical Romanian creature who conceals himself within the forest lands. Adorned with nodules, ridges and bumps, Beastli is a dragon like feast for the pleasure centres in your body.
He has been
handcrafted in the UK and lovingly brought to life by our team in the USA, using only the finest medical grade black platinum silicone.
Body safe and hypoallergenic; Beastli is built both to please, as well as to last and take
pride of place in your sex toy collection.
He comes in 4 handy sizes and is fully Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible. Why not try him
on a compatible sex machine for the ride of your life!
A triumph of dildo technology and design, The Predator is a must for all sex toy connoisseurs.
A handpoured fusion of green, white and gold medical grade platinum silicone means every one of these toys is unique - just for you.
The Predator is an aggressive horny creature from another planet, boasting an
uncut raised foreskin with prominent scrotal rathe. The textured skin of this dildo is riddled with alien bumps and nodules which will feel great gliding
Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, available in four convenient sizes and two levels of firmness.
Comes with a faux velvet storage bag and complimentary suction cup holder.
An obliging boatsman named Juan gave us permission to scan his impressive manhood and forever capture it's glory.
Platinum silicone never looked or felt so good. From the gloriously curved shaft to the highly detailed veins
which adorn this masterpiece - Juan is surely a lucky boy. Meaty balls and an exposed glans head complete the look of this wonderful specimen.
Juan's cock is a vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible
dildo which is particularly suited to vaginal penetration. Use handheld, with a harness or connected to a compatible sex machine.
Non-porous and hypoallergenic Juan's cock is great to use and simple to clean.