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John Thomas Smooth Boy Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 16th November 2021

Smooth Boy is a simple, yet very effective, time-honoured design for our medical grade platinum silicone anal stretcher.

Presented in a stunning royal blue tone, this dong is perfectly tailored for erotic anal play alone, or with a partner. Its tapered head will effortlessly slip inside you and take you to your happy place.

Smooth Boy works conveniently with vacuum dildo systems and is also O-Ring compatible.

This sensual dong can be warmed up or cooled down prior to use for that extra sensation and sterilized in boiling water in-between sessions.

Customer's receive a free faux velvet storage bag and large suction cup plug. Please build up to larger sizes gradually and remember to use plenty of lubricant. 

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John Thomas Chubby Cedric Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 30th October 2021

With his lovely realistic skin texture, Chubby Cedric is a pink platinum silicone delight.

Molded from a rather chubby English Aristocrat's very own John Thomas, this unusual dildo looks and feels wonderful as it slips inside and out of you. Highly prominent veins and a cut foreskin, complement the worm like ripple which runs from the base, to the top of the shaft and the tapered royal glans which adorns it!

Compatible with Vac-u-lock sex machines and harnesses, this versatile sex toy can also be used handheld.

Due to the lovely ridges Chubby Cedric is particularly enjoyable for anal play.

Free next working day delivery is available on all UK orders. Choice of 4 sizes and 2 textures for your convenience.

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John Thomas Slinky Santiago Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 18th October 2021

Slinky Santiago is your new go-to anal sex toy designed for ultimate satisfaction.

This jet black platinum silicone dildo has gloriously coarse skin which complements the lovely ridges which adorn the length of its shaft. With its tight balls, thick girth and large exposed glans you have a truly pleasing design for an anal treat.

Slinky Santiago is great when connected to a compatible sex machine or harness. It is Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible and available in a choice of four sizes and two levels of firmness.

Larger versions are ideal for anal stretching but build up to these slowly.

Comes complete with free large suction cup plug and plush faux velvet bag.

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John Thomas Joshua's Bits Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 1st October 2021

Medical grade platinum silicone has immortalised our favourite courier's cock forever.

This Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible toy is perfect for stimulating the G-Spot or the male P-Spot.

Joshua's Bits comes in 4 handy sizes ranging from 7 to a majestic 16 and is great for hand held use; attached to a harness or compatible sex machine.

Handcrafted using copper molds, every toy features impressive detailing. Hypoallergenic and non-porous, this sex toy can be cleaned in the dishwasher or sterilized in boiling water.

Choose your size, then choose your level of firmness. UK orders receive free next working day delivery and a free large suction cup.

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John Thomas Dino Slug Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 14th September 2021

Ideal for anal play and anal stretching, Dino Slug is another work of art from John Thomas Toys. Created using 3D computer software and 3D printers - with copper molding - the result is an eye catching platinum silicone anal treat.

Dino Slug is made from body safe, hypoallergenic materials. Handpoured liquid pink, black and gold platinum silicone, fuse into this profound bespoke offering.

Versatility is assured in this Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible sex toy , which comes complete with free large suction cup plug.

Four sizes to accomodate all, range from a small 4.5 version to the extra large at 11.

*Always start off small with anal stretching.

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John Thomas Convict Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 4th September 2021

Conjugal visitations will never be the same again. Banged up and doing some hard time, the Convict may well be behind bars, but that doesn't mean he can't still give you a good pounding.

This medical grade platinum silicone dildo features a cut foreskin, bulbous testicles and a thick, aesthetically pleasing shaft.

Designed in the UK and made in the USA, this high quality, versatile, beige sex toy can be attached to compatible Vac-u-lock harnesses and sex machines.

Manufactured using 3D computer technology and made with copper molds, expect high definition and durability in this no nonsense dildo.

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John Thomas Comanche War Horse Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here24th August 2021

Brace yourself for a stallion dildo experience of a lifetime. Comanche War Horse has been lovingly recreated from paintings of the 1800's; depicting General Custer's trusty steed, from the Battle of Little Bighorn.

Powerful and glorious, Comanche is a two-tone, brown and beige horse cock unlike any predecessor - wonderfully presented for your anal pleasures.

Handcrafted in body safe; medical grade platinum silicone, every ridge and bump will stir your desires as he slips deep inside.

This dildo comes complete with free large suction cup plug and faux velvet bag - lashings of lube recommended.

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John Thomas The Thug Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 14th August 2021

He's a true bad boy from the wrong side of town. The Thug however, owns an enviable member - which has been loving reproduced by hand, from medical grade platinum silicone.

With it's strong veins and cut foreskin, The Thug boasts a magnificent shaft, making it of no surprise that this is a John Thomas Toys best seller.

Both Vac-u-lock and O-ring compatible, this versatile dildo is great for both anal and vaginal penetration.

Copper molding ensures high definition in every toy and premium materials; mean a durable, body safe investment.

A no quibble 365 day warranty comes with every purchase which can be extended to 3 years.

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John Thomas Prince Albert Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 5th August 2021

Lending it's name from the popular intimate male piercing, the Prince Albert platinum silicone dong comes complete with decorative ring.

Unusual yet innovative; Prince Albert boasts long saggy testicles, cut forekin, exposed glans and protruding veins which adorn the splendid shaft.

The Prince looks and feels great as he pounds your blues away. Use him handheld; attached to a partner's strap-on device, or compatible sex machine.

This versatile sex toy is also O-Ring compatible, body safe and hypoallegenic.

Choose from the four available sizes and two levels of firmness. Free next working day delivery on all UK orders.

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John Thomas Rhaegar Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th July 2021

Rhaegar boasts a very pronounced glans penis head shape, with a ripped cut foreskin.

The heavily veined shaft features an erotic curvature, guaranteed to stimulate the G-Spot into spasms of euphoric orgasm, time after time.

This medical grade platinum silicone dong , can be warmed or cooled prior to insertion for added sensation and is fully compatible with vacuum dildo systems - including vac-u-lock.

Rhaegar is a striking beige sex toy available in a choice of sizes and firmness and is also O-Ring compatible.

Designed in the UK and made in the USA, Rhaegar comes with a free large suction cup plug and stylish storage bag.

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John Thomas The Director Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 12th July 2021

The Director is a John Thomas Toys best seller. Lovingly brought to life, this platinum silicone dildo is based on our very own Director's manhood!

He comes in four different sizes, for your convenience and delectation. - No word yet on which one is closest to the real thing though!

Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible; The Director is great for handheld use, attached to a harness or compatible sex machine.

This uncut beige dildo features rotund aesthetically pleasing balls and prominent veins.

He presents with a free large suction cup and stylish faux velvet protective retail pouch. Clean in dishwasher after use.

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John Thomas Billy Bunter Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 21st June 2021

Perfect for anal play, Billy Bunter is a biege dildo comprised of medical grade platinum silicone.

His sturdy and muscular shaft features a gentle curvature to compliment your anal passage. His exposed glans head and prominent balls, allow for an indulgent intimate experience.

Both body safe and hypoallergenic, Billy is also non-porous, stain resistant and highly durable. After use he can be cleaned by hand; put in the dishwasher, or even sterilized in boiling water.

Presented with a faux velvet retail bag and complimentary suction cup, The dildo will require lashings of lubricant prior to entry!

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John Thomas The Snake Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 9th June 2021

This handpoured fusion of medical grade platinum silicone features a mix of glorious orange and blue pigments.

The Snake is both innovative and eyecatching and yet performs wonderfully as a sex toy - perfect for anal and vaginal penetration.

Created using cutting edge 3D computer software; in conjunction with an extensive copper molding process, the resultant detailing is exquisite. A truly original piece, which both looks and feels great.

A vacuum hole facilitates usage with vacuum dildo systems found on compatible harnesses and fucking machines.

The Snake's scaly skin texture provides a wholly erotic serpent experience.

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John Thomas Double Bubble Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 1st June 2021

Strictly for the ladies, Double Bubble is an indulgent affair geared towards ultimate sexual satisfaction.

This unique design features two conjoined platinum silicone dildos - one thick, one thin. The larger of the two is for vaginal entry and the slimmer, has beautiful curvature to allow simultaneous anal penetration.

Handcrafted and designed in the UK, this sex toy facilitates a double penetration experience like no other.

A choice of four available sizes and two levels of firmness, allows the perfect selection tailored for your body. A single dildo will never suffice again - anal lubricant required!

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John Thomas Toys™

Silicone Dildos

Designed in UK | Made in USA

100% Medical Grade Platinum Silicone

FREE UK Next Working Day Delivery | Worldwide Shipping

FREE Vac-U-Lock™ Large Suction Cup Plug with all dildos

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