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The Goose Neck dildo was designed in the UK by John Thomas Toys in the best possible materials, namely medical grade platinum silicone.

The distinctive colour scheme is hand crafted and is unique to each dildo. The dildo is available in an alternative fusion colour scheme or else in jet black .

This range of dildos is compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system to enable its use with a wide variety of sex machines.

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Bully Boy's thick girth tapers nicely to the tip and he boasts prominent veins and a wholesome raised foreskin.

This dildo has rapidly been established as a firm favourite amongst John Thomas customers.

Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, this detailed sex toy is an ideal dildo for anal or vaginal penetration.

Versatility is achieved due it's vacuum hole allowing it to be used with compatible strap on harnesses and vac-u-lock sex machines.

Four handy sizes ensure you can get just the fit you require - just be warned as Bully Boy is sure to want to keep you in every night so he can have his way with you.

Godzillaz is a medical grade platinum silicone dildo, each version of this toy boasts a unique one-off look made from a handpouring fusion technique which is rarely employed and time-consuming.

John Thomas Toys have truly created an innovative and exciting design in this scaled and spikey monster cock with glorious tones of black and red.

Vac-u-lock and O Ring Compatible, these dildos are full of detail and full of character. Choose from the 4 available sizes, then choose your level of firmness.

Godzillaz is designed in the UK and made in the USA.

Clean in the dishwasher or sterilize in boiling water.

Watch out - The Boogeyman will get ya!

This platinum silicone dildo stands proudly amongst any sex toy collection. Large bulbous balls lead up to the impressive shaft adorned with thick veins towards an uncut foreskin where the head of this monster cock lays in wait.

Boogeyman is available in a slime green colour or a majestic, hand poured gold and black fusion which we are particularly proud of. Customers rave about Boogeyman as he always manages to hit the spot!

Boogeyman comes in 7", 9", 12" and 16" versions in both colours and in medium or soft firmness. Made from only the finest medical grade platinum silicone he is sure to please.

Schedule some alone time, lube up and bring out the Boogeyman...

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Aptly named after the brute he is, Brutus is a meaty dildo with a much loved curvature which has made him a firm favourite. The unusual tilt is great for reaching those intimate areas that others fail to stimulate.

Enjoy Brutus handheld or allow a partner to harness him. For that extra thrill, attach him to a sex machine and unleash the potential of this silicone dildo delight.

Brutus is available in light brown or black and comes in 7, 9, 12 or 16. The XL version is an extremely popular giant dildo that doesn't stay on the shelf for long.

Lube up before you indulge in Brutus and we always recommend the uninitiated building up slowly in size. Brutus is available in a choice of firmness and comes complete with a stylish faux velvet storage bag.

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There is nothing more logical than our customer's love of Spock's Cock ! An immediate best seller as soon as it was launched; this wondrous platinum silicone dildo ticks all the boxes and is guaranteed to make you come in peace!

Spock's Cock boasts nodules and ripples in all the right places. A dipped penile head and thick veinage makes for an aesthetic Vulcan masterpiece.

Presenting in four convenient sizes and a choice of two colours, the giant dildo version is extremely popular.

Spock's Cock looks impressive in beige - but the rainbow fusion version is breathtaking!

Great for anal or vaginal penetration and even better when connected to a compatible sex machine.

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John Thomas's Skittle is more about ten bowling than candy coated confectionery. The streamlined dildo is also an ideal shape for use as an anal stretcher.

The elegantly crafted dong feels as good as it looks as it penetrates deep inside.

Platinum Silicone works a treat for use as a stretcher as it proves both robust enough to stretch whilst simultaneously being supple enough to feel great.

The dong features a vacuum locking attachment system enabling it to be used in conjunction with systems such as Vac-U-Lock™.

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Over one hundred erotic bubbly nodules adorn these platinum silicone dildos.

Your body is going to experience sexual-sensory overload. Ramsta is a jet black bubble-fest of a dong , wonderful for anal play. Particularly recommended when used with a compatible sex machine, either alone or with a partner.

Ramsta was handcrafted and designed in the UK using 3D software and printers, brought to life in the USA utilising copper molds and only the finest body safe materials.

Ramsta is durable, non-porous, odour free and hypoallergenic. This anal treat comes in four exciting sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.

John Thomas Toys is a UK based company with 15 years experience in the industry.

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The Director is a John Thomas Toys best seller. Lovingly brought to life, this platinum silicone dildo is based on our very own Director's manhood!

He comes in four different sizes, for your convenience and delectation. - No word yet on which one is closest to the real thing though!

Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible; The Director is great for handheld use, attached to a harness or compatible sex machine.

This uncut beige dildo features rotund aesthetically pleasing balls and prominent veins.

He presents with a free large suction cup and stylish faux velvet protective retail pouch. Clean in dishwasher after use.

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The Buffalo is a sensually tapered, yet very meaty dildo designed to tease and please all your intimate parts.

Heavily veined with cut foreskin, this black vac-u-lock compatible sex toy is great for anal penetration. He's a full bodied beast that will fill you up nicely as he slips inside and it wont be long before you want to use him again!

Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, Buffalo is body safe and hypoallergenic.

Four different toy sizes and two levels of firmness, means you can find what compliments your body best.

UK customers receive free next working day delivery plus a free large suction cup with every order.

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