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John Thomas Rude Boi Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th March 2020

Rude Boi is not someone you want to bring home to meet your parents, he's randy and rotten to the core and just wants to get down to it at every given opportunity.

This jet black, medical grade platinum silicone dildo is great for anal or vaginal penetration. Its unique curvature is sure to glide in effortlessly and find your sweet spot.

Firm prominent balls are found at the base of Rude Boi's wondrous shaft, which features over 200 highly erotic nodules, designed to excite and tip you into orgasm time after time.

Rude Boi comes with a free large suction cup plug and faux velvet storage bag. A choice of four sizes and two levels of firmness are also available for your personal preferences.

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John Thomas Barbarian Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 25th March 2020

Another alien offering; Barbarian is a gorgeous red, extra-terrestrial platinum silicone sex toy - perfect for both anal or vaginal play.

Barbarian lives over four light years away on his home planet Nezork. Abandoned at birth by his own mother, Barbarian exists encompassing a solitary and nomadic lifestyle. His only mission is looking for sexual encounters.

The base of this fantasy dildo's shaft is adorned with soft spiky protrusions. The shaft is a slender scaly hybrid where reptile meets alien. A large irregular glans with significant urethral opening tops the highly textured dildo .

Produced with the finest medical grade materials, Barbarian is body safe, odour free and hypoallergenic.

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John Thomas Ramsta Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 21st March 2020

Over one hundred erotic bubbly nodules adorn these platinum silicone dildos.

Your body is going to experience sexual-sensory overload. Ramsta is a jet black bubble-fest of a dong , wonderful for anal play. Particularly recommended when used with a compatible sex machine, either alone or with a partner.

Ramsta was handcrafted and designed in the UK using 3D software and printers, brought to life in the USA utilising copper molds and only the finest body safe materials.

Ramsta is durable, non-porous, odour free and hypoallergenic. This anal treat comes in four exciting sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.

John Thomas Toys is a UK based company with 15 years experience in the industry.

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John Thomas Koi Toy Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 13th March 2020

Koi Toy comes from a strange aquatic creature who is half man and half fish.

This racing green coloured, medical grade platinum silicone dildo is another eye-catching and original design from John Thomas Toys.

Firm and pronounced balls lead to a slender; scaly, skin textured shaft - discreetly exposing the tip of the glans. This slippery customer features realistic Koi carp fish scales and comes in four accommodating sizes.

Suitable for anal or vaginal penetration Koi Toy is perfect both for the beginner and the seasoned sex toy enthusiast.

Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, this handcrafted dildo has been factory shrink-wrapped and comes complete with faux velvet storage bag and free large suction cup plug.

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John Thomas Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 9th March 2020

John Thomas Toys pride themselves on their innovational designs and Alien Hooligan is of no exception. This powder blue dildo is another work of art from the mind of Flak Boy - a freelance designer we are privileged to work with.

Alien Hooligan is a horny bad boy from another planet who has come to Earth to have lots of sex! His fantasy cock presents with a lily flower penile head, coupled with canine testicles for good measure.

Adorned with prominent veins, this strange yet original dildo also features a pleasing curvature of the shaft perfect for both anal and vaginal stimulation.

Medical grade platinum silicone means safety, durability and quality are assured. Designed in the UK - made in the USA.

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John Thomas Pongo Dongo Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 2nd March 2020

This beautiful metallic gold, platinum silicone dildo is pure indulgence for him or her.

Pongo Dongo was painstakingly created using cutting edge 3D computer technology, to delivery a treat for all sex toy lovers. The design of this golden shaft captures seven erotic segments which create a wonderful ridge effect which your body will lovingly thank you for. A petite exposed glans head resides at the tip of the shaft waiting to be slipped inside.

Great for both anal and vaginal penetration, Pongo Dongo is available in a 7, 9, 12 and 16 version and a choice of firmness.

This handcrafted toy was made with only the best medical grade platinum silicone and is totally body safe and hypoallergenic.

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John Thomas Smooth Boy Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 21st February 2020

Smooth Boy is a simple, yet very effective, time-honoured design for our medical grade platinum silicone anal stretcher.

Presented in a stunning royal blue tone, this dong is perfectly tailored for erotic anal play alone, or with a partner. Its tapered head will effortlessly slip inside you and take you to your happy place.

Smooth Boy works conveniently with vacuum dildo systems and is also O-Ring compatible.

This sensual dong can be warmed up or cooled down prior to use for that extra sensation and sterilized in boiling water in-between sessions.

Customer's receive a free faux velvet storage bag and large suction cup plug. Please build up to larger sizes gradually and remember to use plenty of lubricant. 

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John Thomas Chubby Cedric Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 21st February 2020

With his lovely realistic skin texture, Chubby Cedric is a pink platinum silicone delight.

Molded from a rather chubby English Aristocrat's very own John Thomas, this unusual dildo looks and feels wonderful as it slips inside and out of you. Highly prominent veins and a cut foreskin, complement the worm like ripple which runs from the base, to the top of the shaft and the tapered royal glans which adorns it!

Compatible with Vac-u-lock sex machines and harnesses, this versatile sex toy can also be used handheld.

Due to the lovely ridges Chubby Cedric is particularly enjoyable for anal play.

Free next working day delivery is available on all UK orders. Choice of 4 sizes and 2 textures for your convenience.

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John Thomas Slinky Santiago Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 17th February 2020

Slinky Santiago is your new go-to anal sex toy designed for ultimate satisfaction.

This jet black platinum silicone dildo has gloriously coarse skin which complements the lovely ridges which adorn the length of its shaft. With its tight balls, thick girth and large exposed glans you have a truly pleasing design for an anal treat.

Slinky Santiago is great when connected to a compatible sex machine or harness. It is Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible and available in a choice of four sizes and two levels of firmness.

Larger versions are ideal for anal stretching but build up to these slowly.

Comes complete with free large suction cup plug and plush faux velvet bag.

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John Thomas Joshua's Bits Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 11th February 2020

Medical grade platinum silicone has immortalised our favourite courier's cock forever.

This Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible toy is perfect for stimulating the G-Spot or the male P-Spot.

Joshua's Bits comes in 4 handy sizes ranging from 7 to a majestic 16 and is great for hand held use; attached to a harness or compatible sex machine.

Handcrafted using copper molds, every toy features impressive detailing. Hypoallergenic and non-porous, this sex toy can be cleaned in the dishwasher or sterilized in boiling water.

Choose your size, then choose your level of firmness. UK orders receive free next working day delivery and a free large suction cup.

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John Thomas Dino Slug Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 7th February 2020

Ideal for anal play and anal stretching, Dino Slug is another work of art from John Thomas Toys. Created using 3D computer software and 3D printers - with copper molding - the result is an eye catching platinum silicone anal treat.

Dino Slug is made from body safe, hypoallergenic materials. Handpoured liquid pink, black and gold platinum silicone, fuse into this profound bespoke offering.

Versatility is assured in this Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible sex toy , which comes complete with free large suction cup plug.

Four sizes to accomodate all, range from a small 4.5 version to the extra large at 11.

*Always start off small with anal stretching.

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John Thomas Original Tentacle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here31st January 2020

This four tone, medical grade platinum silicone dildo , is truly a thing of beauty.

A realistic Octopus tentacle, designed to slide inside your orifice of choice and tantalise and stimulate your every nerve ending. Stacked, handpoured colours, feature purple, lilac, hot pink, and baby pink, in this aesthetic masterpiece.

Every coarse ribbed ridge, is complimented by the erotic abundance of suckers, which adorn this innovative design. A maritime orgasmic treat for the senses - available in 4 different sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.

The Original Tentacle is both Vac-u-lock & O-Ring compatible and is presented with a plush faux velvet retail pouch for storage.

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John Thomas Convict Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 26th January 2020

Conjugal visitations will never be the same again. Banged up and doing some hard time, the Convict may well be behind bars, but that doesn't mean he can't still give you a good pounding.

This medical grade platinum silicone dildo features a cut foreskin, bulbous testicles and a thick, aesthetically pleasing shaft.

Designed in the UK and made in the USA, this high quality, versatile, beige sex toy can be attached to compatible Vac-u-lock harnesses and sex machines.

Manufactured using 3D computer technology and made with copper molds, expect high definition and durability in this no nonsense dildo.

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John Thomas Comanche War Horse Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here22nd January 2020

Brace yourself for a stallion dildo experience of a lifetime. Comanche War Horse has been lovingly recreated from paintings of the 1800's; depicting General Custer's trusty steed, from the Battle of Little Bighorn.

Powerful and glorious, Comanche is a two-tone, brown and beige horse cock unlike any predecessor - wonderfully presented for your anal pleasures.

Handcrafted in body safe; medical grade platinum silicone, every ridge and bump will stir your desires as he slips deep inside.

This dildo comes complete with free large suction cup plug and faux velvet bag - lashings of lube recommended.

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John Thomas The Thug Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 19th January 2020

He's a true bad boy from the wrong side of town. The Thug however, owns an enviable member - which has been loving reproduced by hand, from medical grade platinum silicone.

With it's strong veins and cut foreskin, The Thug boasts a magnificent shaft, making it of no surprise that this is a John Thomas Toys best seller.

Both Vac-u-lock and O-ring compatible, this versatile dildo is great for both anal and vaginal penetration.

Copper molding ensures high definition in every toy and premium materials; mean a durable, body safe investment.

A no quibble 365 day warranty comes with every purchase which can be extended to 3 years.

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John Thomas Prince Albert Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 12th January 2020

Lending it's name from the popular intimate male piercing, the Prince Albert platinum silicone dong comes complete with decorative ring.

Unusual yet innovative; Prince Albert boasts long saggy testicles, cut forekin, exposed glans and protruding veins which adorn the splendid shaft.

The Prince looks and feels great as he pounds your blues away. Use him handheld; attached to a partner's strap-on device, or compatible sex machine.

This versatile sex toy is also O-Ring compatible, body safe and hypoallegenic.

Choose from the four available sizes and two levels of firmness. Free next working day delivery on all UK orders.

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John Thomas Rhaegar Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 7th January 2020

Rhaegar boasts a very pronounced glans penis head shape, with a ripped cut foreskin.

The heavily veined shaft features an erotic curvature, guaranteed to stimulate the G-Spot into spasms of euphoric orgasm, time after time.

This medical grade platinum silicone dong , can be warmed or cooled prior to insertion for added sensation and is fully compatible with vacuum dildo systems - including vac-u-lock.

Rhaegar is a striking beige sex toy available in a choice of sizes and firmness and is also O-Ring compatible.

Designed in the UK and made in the USA, Rhaegar comes with a free large suction cup plug and stylish storage bag.

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John Thomas Billy Bunter Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 2nd January 2020

Perfect for anal play, Billy Bunter is a biege dildo comprised of medical grade platinum silicone.

His sturdy and muscular shaft features a gentle curvature to compliment your anal passage. His exposed glans head and prominent balls, allow for an indulgent intimate experience.

Both body safe and hypoallergenic, Billy is also non-porous, stain resistant and highly durable. After use he can be cleaned by hand; put in the dishwasher, or even sterilized in boiling water.

Presented with a faux velvet retail bag and complimentary suction cup, The dildo will require lashings of lubricant prior to entry!

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John Thomas The Snake Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 28th December 2019

This handpoured fusion of medical grade platinum silicone features a mix of glorious orange and blue pigments.

The Snake is both innovative and eyecatching and yet performs wonderfully as a sex toy - perfect for anal and vaginal penetration.

Created using cutting edge 3D computer software; in conjunction with an extensive copper molding process, the resultant detailing is exquisite. A truly original piece, which both looks and feels great.

A vacuum hole facilitates usage with vacuum dildo systems found on compatible harnesses and fucking machines.

The Snake's scaly skin texture provides a wholly erotic serpent experience.

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John Thomas The Director Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 21st December 2019

The Director is a John Thomas Toys best seller. Lovingly brought to life, this platinum silicone dildo is based on our very own Director's manhood!

He comes in four different sizes, for your convenience and delectation. - No word yet on which one is closest to the real thing though!

Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible; The Director is great for handheld use, attached to a harness or compatible sex machine.

This uncut beige dildo features rotund aesthetically pleasing balls and prominent veins.

He presents with a free large suction cup and stylish faux velvet protective retail pouch. Clean in dishwasher after use.

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John Thomas Double Bubble Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 18th December 2019

Strictly for the ladies, Double Bubble is an indulgent affair geared towards ultimate sexual satisfaction.

This unique design features two conjoined platinum silicone dildos - one thick, one thin. The larger of the two is for vaginal entry and the slimmer, has beautiful curvature to allow simultaneous anal penetration.

Handcrafted and designed in the UK, this sex toy facilitates a double penetration experience like no other.

A choice of four available sizes and two levels of firmness, allows the perfect selection tailored for your body. A single dildo will never suffice again - anal lubricant required!

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John Thomas The Buffalo Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 10th December 2019

The Buffalo is a sensually tapered, yet very meaty dildo designed to tease and please all your intimate parts.

Heavily veined with cut foreskin, this black vac-u-lock compatible sex toy is great for anal penetration. He's a full bodied beast that will fill you up nicely as he slips inside and it wont be long before you want to use him again!

Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, Buffalo is body safe and hypoallergenic.

Four different toy sizes and two levels of firmness, means you can find what compliments your body best.

UK customers receive free next working day delivery plus a free large suction cup with every order.

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John Thomas Beastli Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 3rd December 2019

Beastli comes from a mythical Romanian creature who conceals himself within the forest lands. Adorned with nodules, ridges and bumps, Beastli is a dragon like feast for the pleasure centres in your body.

He has been handcrafted in the UK and lovingly brought to life by our team in the USA, using only the finest medical grade black platinum silicone.

Body safe and hypoallergenic; Beastli is built both to please, as well as to last and take pride of place in your sex toy collection.

He comes in 4 handy sizes and is fully Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible. Why not try him on a compatible sex machine for the ride of your life!

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Read also a review from the independent sex toy reviewer Joanne's Reviews.

 

 

 

John Thomas Woody Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 3rd December 2019

Woody is a truly original design -- a glorious purple dildo with a realistic wood effect and protruding thorns!

This limited edition sex toy was handcrafted from medical grade platinum silicone and encompasses a sensual prominent curvature to the shaft, which is sure to leave you longing for more.

Woody is a dildo made from body safe materials which are hypoallergenic, non porous and stain resistant. He comes in a choice of 4 sizes catering for the novice and professional sex toy lover.

Cool down or warm up Woody prior to entry for an extra special sensation. Pop in the dishwasher after use and store in the complimentary faux velvet bag.

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John Thomas The Predator Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th November 2019

A triumph of dildo technology and design, The Predator is a must for all sex toy connoisseurs.

A handpoured fusion of green, white and gold medical grade platinum silicone means every one of these toys is unique - just for you.

The Predator is an aggressive horny creature from another planet, boasting an uncut raised foreskin with prominent scrotal rathe. The textured skin of this dildo is riddled with alien bumps and nodules which will feel great gliding inside you.

Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, available in four convenient sizes and two levels of firmness.

Comes with a faux velvet storage bag and complimentary suction cup holder.

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John Thomas The Don Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 25th November 2019

With it's thick prominent veins and wholesome cut foreskin, The Don was inspired by a top Mafia boss' splendid member.

Forged from the finest medical grade; body safe platinum silicone, The Don is a perfect dildo for anal and vaginal penetration.

Possessing gorgeous lines; ridges and a highly muscular shaft, you can use him handheld, with a partner's strap-on harness, or even your favourite fucking machine.

Both Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, The Don can be cleaned in the dishwasher or sterilized completely in boiling water after play. Store in the plush complimentary retail pouch between uses.

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John Thomas Juan's Cock Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 23rd November 2019

An obliging boatsman named Juan gave us permission to scan his impressive manhood and forever capture it's glory.

Platinum silicone never looked or felt so good. From the gloriously curved shaft to the highly detailed veins which adorn this masterpiece - Juan is surely a lucky boy. Meaty balls and an exposed glans head complete the look of this wonderful specimen.

Juan's cock is a vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible dildo which is particularly suited to vaginal penetration. Use handheld, with a harness or connected to a compatible sex machine.

Non-porous and hypoallergenic Juan's cock is great to use and simple to clean.

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John Thomas Sampson Platinum Silicone Squirting Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 20th November 2019

Sampson is an aggressive work of art - boasting a divine fusion of black, pink and gold - lovingly handpoured, platinum silicone which means every sex toy is therefore unique.

This curved muscular dildo with exposed glans is for the serious sex toy enthusiast.

Wonderful at stimulating the G-Spot or prostate, it's special talent is being able to spray warm water into your orifice of choice at just the right moment. Syringe and tubing provided with each toy!

A choice of 4 sizes cater for individual preferences and each product receives a faux velvet bag for convenient storage after use. Clean in the dishwasher or sterilize in boiling water after use.

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John Thomas Bully Boy Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 19th November 2019

Bully Boy's thick girth tapers nicely to the tip and he boasts prominent veins and a wholesome raised foreskin.

This dildo has rapidly been established as a firm favourite amongst John Thomas  customers.

Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, this detailed sex toy is an ideal dildo for anal or vaginal penetration.

Versatility is achieved due it's vacuum hole allowing it to be used with compatible strap on harnesses and vac-u-lock sex machines.

Four handy sizes ensure you can get just the fit you require - just be warned as Bully Boy is sure to want to keep you in every night so he can have his way with you.

 

 

John Thomas Godzillaz Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 18th November 2019

Godzillaz is a medical grade platinum silicone dildo, each version of this toy boasts a unique one-off look made from a handpouring fusion technique which is rarely employed and time-consuming.

John Thomas Toys have truly created an innovative and exciting design in this scaled and spikey monster cock with glorious tones of black and red.

Vac-u-lock and O Ring Compatible, these dildos are full of detail and full of character. Choose from the 4 available sizes, then choose your level of firmness.

Godzillaz is designed in the UK and made in the USA.

Clean in the dishwasher or sterilize in boiling water.



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