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John Thomas Umbungo's Finger Platinum Silicone Anal Probe...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here26th May 2020

Created to stimulate and tantalise the anus, Umbungo's Finger has been ergonomically designed to slip comfortably deep inside and arouse every anal erogenous pleasure point.

Umbungo's Finger is presented in a rich red colour and features a long slender digit. The tip of the finger is nice and narrow, as you travel down the shaft, the girth widens and you meet two prominent knuckles which feels wonderful as you slide it in deeper.

Recommended by John Thomas Toys to be used handheld - either alone or with a partner - this sex toy does still feature Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatibility for your convenience.

Lashings of lubricant are required for all anal play as this curious finger does it's work.

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John Thomas Xtro Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 16th May 2020

Aliens feature heavily in the current John Thomas Toys collection, Xtro is possibly the best of the bunch. He's a mischievous and delinquent alien awaiting to impregnate his next victim.

A beautiful purple platinum silicone dong boasts a huge bulbous glans head. The shaft is riddled with glorious ridges and bumps down to its aggressive looking base.

Intensely curved he is particularly suited to slipping deep inside the anus and stimulating the male P-Spot.

Xtro took an eternity to perfect but he is one of the creations we are most proud of.

He is compatible with both vacuum dildo systems and O-Ring fastening. Body safe and allergy free, Xtro is also non-porous and stain resistant. Clean in the dishwasher.

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John Thomas Thingy Bob Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 13th May 2020

This totem pole of glans penis heads has created a unique and erotic personal experience for every user. Four helmets adorn the glorious shaft decreasing in size as they rise to the tip.

Cast from black medical grade platinum silicone, each one has been hand poured into copper molds to ensure a durable and high quality sex toy.

Thingy Bob was given a last gasp reprieve by the John Thomas director and nearly didn't make it into production. Ironically it has gone on to be one of our best sellers!

Both Vac-u-lock and O-ring compatible, Thingy Bob is made from non-porous body safe materials and can be cleaned in the dishwasher or placed in boiling water to sterilize between uses.

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John Thomas The Extremity Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 6th May 2020

For those times when you need a little hand in the bedroom department! The Extremity is a cheeky two fingered platinum silicone dong which resides on a realistic clenched fist.

Looking and feeling like a real hand, the Extremity is great for some gentle anal probing or vaginal play.

Being made from only the finest medical grade platinum silicone ensures a body safe, allergy free experience.

Available in a choice of sizes ranging from 7 up to 16 and two levels of firmness, means a very personal level of indulgence can be achieved.

The Extremity is both Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible and makes for a fun and versatile sex toy which can be used alone or with a partner to great effect!

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John Thomas Orinoco Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 22nd April 2020

Orinoco is a beautifully handcrafted platinum silicone dong unlike any other.

Both innovative and stylish, Orinoco was inspired by a freshwater crocodile that lives in the Arafura Swamp located in the Northern Territory of Australia.

A wide base meanders up to a slim tip with this green Vac-u-lock compatible sex toy . Coarse skin and textured scales, coupled with a fierce looking - yet softly serrated shaft - ensure you a playtime like no other.

Orinoco is also O-Ring compatible and suitable for both anal or vaginal stimulation.

Taking many hours to create and utilising our copper mold technique has ensured ultra high definition has been captured in every toy, lovingly made for you.

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John Thomas William Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 18th April 2020

William is a perfectly tailored platinum silicone stretcher ideal for really opening up your sphincter and anal passage.

Its metallic gold finish makes for a really indulgent sex toy which looks and feels very sensual.

William is a stubby, chubby worm like dong with a wonderfully large head very eager to slip inside whenever you are ready. Beneath the head resides four smooth ripples creating a lovely ribbed effect guaranteed to blow your mind as you glide him in and out.

John Thomas offer William in four orgasmic sizes ranging from the 5.5 small up to the extra large 12.5 version. Get your anal nerve endings tingling in style manually or connect to a compatible sex machine for hands free fun.

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John Thomas Anal Probe Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 16th April 2020

Be prepared for the anal probing of a lifetime! Welcome to the Anal Probe platinum silicone dildo. Its mission is to boldly go where no man has gone before - or at least where they haven't been for a while!

With its lovely strong lines from base to tip, this jet black sex toy is guaranteed to have you squealing for more every time you use it.

Designed using state of the art 3D computer technology - in conjunction with 3D printers - Anal Probe is primarily for all anal play, but may be used for vaginal penetration too.

Medical grade platinum silicone ensures a body safe, hypoallergenic product of both excellent quality and durability. Choose from the four sizes but don't skimp on lube!

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John Thomas Rude Boi Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th March 2020

Rude Boi is not someone you want to bring home to meet your parents, he's randy and rotten to the core and just wants to get down to it at every given opportunity.

This jet black, medical grade platinum silicone dildo is great for anal or vaginal penetration. Its unique curvature is sure to glide in effortlessly and find your sweet spot.

Firm prominent balls are found at the base of Rude Boi's wondrous shaft, which features over 200 highly erotic nodules, designed to excite and tip you into orgasm time after time.

Rude Boi comes with a free large suction cup plug and faux velvet storage bag. A choice of four sizes and two levels of firmness are also available for your personal preferences.

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John Thomas Barbarian Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 25th March 2020

Another alien offering; Barbarian is a gorgeous red, extra-terrestrial platinum silicone sex toy - perfect for both anal or vaginal play.

Barbarian lives over four light years away on his home planet Nezork. Abandoned at birth by his own mother, Barbarian exists encompassing a solitary and nomadic lifestyle. His only mission is looking for sexual encounters.

The base of this fantasy dildo's shaft is adorned with soft spiky protrusions. The shaft is a slender scaly hybrid where reptile meets alien. A large irregular glans with significant urethral opening tops the highly textured dildo .

Produced with the finest medical grade materials, Barbarian is body safe, odour free and hypoallergenic.

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John Thomas Ramsta Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 21st March 2020

Over one hundred erotic bubbly nodules adorn these platinum silicone dildos.

Your body is going to experience sexual-sensory overload. Ramsta is a jet black bubble-fest of a dong , wonderful for anal play. Particularly recommended when used with a compatible sex machine, either alone or with a partner.

Ramsta was handcrafted and designed in the UK using 3D software and printers, brought to life in the USA utilising copper molds and only the finest body safe materials.

Ramsta is durable, non-porous, odour free and hypoallergenic. This anal treat comes in four exciting sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.

John Thomas Toys is a UK based company with 15 years experience in the industry.

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John Thomas Koi Toy Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 13th March 2020

Koi Toy comes from a strange aquatic creature who is half man and half fish.

This racing green coloured, medical grade platinum silicone dildo is another eye-catching and original design from John Thomas Toys.

Firm and pronounced balls lead to a slender; scaly, skin textured shaft - discreetly exposing the tip of the glans. This slippery customer features realistic Koi carp fish scales and comes in four accommodating sizes.

Suitable for anal or vaginal penetration Koi Toy is perfect both for the beginner and the seasoned sex toy enthusiast.

Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, this handcrafted dildo has been factory shrink-wrapped and comes complete with faux velvet storage bag and free large suction cup plug.

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John Thomas Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 9th March 2020

John Thomas Toys pride themselves on their innovational designs and Alien Hooligan is of no exception. This powder blue dildo is another work of art from the mind of Flak Boy - a freelance designer we are privileged to work with.

Alien Hooligan is a horny bad boy from another planet who has come to Earth to have lots of sex! His fantasy cock presents with a lily flower penile head, coupled with canine testicles for good measure.

Adorned with prominent veins, this strange yet original dildo also features a pleasing curvature of the shaft perfect for both anal and vaginal stimulation.

Medical grade platinum silicone means safety, durability and quality are assured. Designed in the UK - made in the USA.

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John Thomas Pongo Dongo Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 2nd March 2020

This beautiful metallic gold, platinum silicone dildo is pure indulgence for him or her.

Pongo Dongo was painstakingly created using cutting edge 3D computer technology, to delivery a treat for all sex toy lovers. The design of this golden shaft captures seven erotic segments which create a wonderful ridge effect which your body will lovingly thank you for. A petite exposed glans head resides at the tip of the shaft waiting to be slipped inside.

Great for both anal and vaginal penetration, Pongo Dongo is available in a 7, 9, 12 and 16 version and a choice of firmness.

This handcrafted toy was made with only the best medical grade platinum silicone and is totally body safe and hypoallergenic.

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John Thomas Smooth Boy Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 21st February 2020

Smooth Boy is a simple, yet very effective, time-honoured design for our medical grade platinum silicone anal stretcher.

Presented in a stunning royal blue tone, this dong is perfectly tailored for erotic anal play alone, or with a partner. Its tapered head will effortlessly slip inside you and take you to your happy place.

Smooth Boy works conveniently with vacuum dildo systems and is also O-Ring compatible.

This sensual dong can be warmed up or cooled down prior to use for that extra sensation and sterilized in boiling water in-between sessions.

Customer's receive a free faux velvet storage bag and large suction cup plug. Please build up to larger sizes gradually and remember to use plenty of lubricant. 

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John Thomas Chubby Cedric Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 21st February 2020

With his lovely realistic skin texture, Chubby Cedric is a pink platinum silicone delight.

Molded from a rather chubby English Aristocrat's very own John Thomas, this unusual dildo looks and feels wonderful as it slips inside and out of you. Highly prominent veins and a cut foreskin, complement the worm like ripple which runs from the base, to the top of the shaft and the tapered royal glans which adorns it!

Compatible with Vac-u-lock sex machines and harnesses, this versatile sex toy can also be used handheld.

Due to the lovely ridges Chubby Cedric is particularly enjoyable for anal play.

Free next working day delivery is available on all UK orders. Choice of 4 sizes and 2 textures for your convenience.

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John Thomas Slinky Santiago Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 17th February 2020

Slinky Santiago is your new go-to anal sex toy designed for ultimate satisfaction.

This jet black platinum silicone dildo has gloriously coarse skin which complements the lovely ridges which adorn the length of its shaft. With its tight balls, thick girth and large exposed glans you have a truly pleasing design for an anal treat.

Slinky Santiago is great when connected to a compatible sex machine or harness. It is Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible and available in a choice of four sizes and two levels of firmness.

Larger versions are ideal for anal stretching but build up to these slowly.

Comes complete with free large suction cup plug and plush faux velvet bag.

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John Thomas Joshua's Bits Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 11th February 2020

Medical grade platinum silicone has immortalised our favourite courier's cock forever.

This Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible toy is perfect for stimulating the G-Spot or the male P-Spot.

Joshua's Bits comes in 4 handy sizes ranging from 7 to a majestic 16 and is great for hand held use; attached to a harness or compatible sex machine.

Handcrafted using copper molds, every toy features impressive detailing. Hypoallergenic and non-porous, this sex toy can be cleaned in the dishwasher or sterilized in boiling water.

Choose your size, then choose your level of firmness. UK orders receive free next working day delivery and a free large suction cup.

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John Thomas Dino Slug Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 7th February 2020

Ideal for anal play and anal stretching, Dino Slug is another work of art from John Thomas Toys. Created using 3D computer software and 3D printers - with copper molding - the result is an eye catching platinum silicone anal treat.

Dino Slug is made from body safe, hypoallergenic materials. Handpoured liquid pink, black and gold platinum silicone, fuse into this profound bespoke offering.

Versatility is assured in this Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible sex toy , which comes complete with free large suction cup plug.

Four sizes to accomodate all, range from a small 4.5 version to the extra large at 11.

*Always start off small with anal stretching.

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John Thomas Original Tentacle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here31st January 2020

This four tone, medical grade platinum silicone dildo , is truly a thing of beauty.

A realistic Octopus tentacle, designed to slide inside your orifice of choice and tantalise and stimulate your every nerve ending. Stacked, handpoured colours, feature purple, lilac, hot pink, and baby pink, in this aesthetic masterpiece.

Every coarse ribbed ridge, is complimented by the erotic abundance of suckers, which adorn this innovative design. A maritime orgasmic treat for the senses - available in 4 different sizes and a choice of two levels of firmness.

The Original Tentacle is both Vac-u-lock & O-Ring compatible and is presented with a plush faux velvet retail pouch for storage.

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John Thomas Convict Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 26th January 2020

Conjugal visitations will never be the same again. Banged up and doing some hard time, the Convict may well be behind bars, but that doesn't mean he can't still give you a good pounding.

This medical grade platinum silicone dildo features a cut foreskin, bulbous testicles and a thick, aesthetically pleasing shaft.

Designed in the UK and made in the USA, this high quality, versatile, beige sex toy can be attached to compatible Vac-u-lock harnesses and sex machines.

Manufactured using 3D computer technology and made with copper molds, expect high definition and durability in this no nonsense dildo.

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John Thomas Comanche War Horse Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here22nd January 2020

Brace yourself for a stallion dildo experience of a lifetime. Comanche War Horse has been lovingly recreated from paintings of the 1800's; depicting General Custer's trusty steed, from the Battle of Little Bighorn.

Powerful and glorious, Comanche is a two-tone, brown and beige horse cock unlike any predecessor - wonderfully presented for your anal pleasures.

Handcrafted in body safe; medical grade platinum silicone, every ridge and bump will stir your desires as he slips deep inside.

This dildo comes complete with free large suction cup plug and faux velvet bag - lashings of lube recommended.

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John Thomas The Thug Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 19th January 2020

He's a true bad boy from the wrong side of town. The Thug however, owns an enviable member - which has been loving reproduced by hand, from medical grade platinum silicone.

With it's strong veins and cut foreskin, The Thug boasts a magnificent shaft, making it of no surprise that this is a John Thomas Toys best seller.

Both Vac-u-lock and O-ring compatible, this versatile dildo is great for both anal and vaginal penetration.

Copper molding ensures high definition in every toy and premium materials; mean a durable, body safe investment.

A no quibble 365 day warranty comes with every purchase which can be extended to 3 years.

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John Thomas Prince Albert Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 12th January 2020

Lending it's name from the popular intimate male piercing, the Prince Albert platinum silicone dong comes complete with decorative ring.

Unusual yet innovative; Prince Albert boasts long saggy testicles, cut forekin, exposed glans and protruding veins which adorn the splendid shaft.

The Prince looks and feels great as he pounds your blues away. Use him handheld; attached to a partner's strap-on device, or compatible sex machine.

This versatile sex toy is also O-Ring compatible, body safe and hypoallegenic.

Choose from the four available sizes and two levels of firmness. Free next working day delivery on all UK orders.

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John Thomas Rhaegar Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 7th January 2020

Rhaegar boasts a very pronounced glans penis head shape, with a ripped cut foreskin.

The heavily veined shaft features an erotic curvature, guaranteed to stimulate the G-Spot into spasms of euphoric orgasm, time after time.

This medical grade platinum silicone dong , can be warmed or cooled prior to insertion for added sensation and is fully compatible with vacuum dildo systems - including vac-u-lock.

Rhaegar is a striking beige sex toy available in a choice of sizes and firmness and is also O-Ring compatible.

Designed in the UK and made in the USA, Rhaegar comes with a free large suction cup plug and stylish storage bag.

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John Thomas Billy Bunter Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 2nd January 2020

Perfect for anal play, Billy Bunter is a biege dildo comprised of medical grade platinum silicone.

His sturdy and muscular shaft features a gentle curvature to compliment your anal passage. His exposed glans head and prominent balls, allow for an indulgent intimate experience.

Both body safe and hypoallergenic, Billy is also non-porous, stain resistant and highly durable. After use he can be cleaned by hand; put in the dishwasher, or even sterilized in boiling water.

Presented with a faux velvet retail bag and complimentary suction cup, The dildo will require lashings of lubricant prior to entry!

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John Thomas The Snake Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 28th December 2019

This handpoured fusion of medical grade platinum silicone features a mix of glorious orange and blue pigments.

The Snake is both innovative and eyecatching and yet performs wonderfully as a sex toy - perfect for anal and vaginal penetration.

Created using cutting edge 3D computer software; in conjunction with an extensive copper molding process, the resultant detailing is exquisite. A truly original piece, which both looks and feels great.

A vacuum hole facilitates usage with vacuum dildo systems found on compatible harnesses and fucking machines.

The Snake's scaly skin texture provides a wholly erotic serpent experience.

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John Thomas The Director Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 21st December 2019

The Director is a John Thomas Toys best seller. Lovingly brought to life, this platinum silicone dildo is based on our very own Director's manhood!

He comes in four different sizes, for your convenience and delectation. - No word yet on which one is closest to the real thing though!

Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible; The Director is great for handheld use, attached to a harness or compatible sex machine.

This uncut beige dildo features rotund aesthetically pleasing balls and prominent veins.

He presents with a free large suction cup and stylish faux velvet protective retail pouch. Clean in dishwasher after use.

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John Thomas Double Bubble Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 18th December 2019

Strictly for the ladies, Double Bubble is an indulgent affair geared towards ultimate sexual satisfaction.

This unique design features two conjoined platinum silicone dildos - one thick, one thin. The larger of the two is for vaginal entry and the slimmer, has beautiful curvature to allow simultaneous anal penetration.

Handcrafted and designed in the UK, this sex toy facilitates a double penetration experience like no other.

A choice of four available sizes and two levels of firmness, allows the perfect selection tailored for your body. A single dildo will never suffice again - anal lubricant required!

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John Thomas The Buffalo Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 10th December 2019

The Buffalo is a sensually tapered, yet very meaty dildo designed to tease and please all your intimate parts.

Heavily veined with cut foreskin, this black vac-u-lock compatible sex toy is great for anal penetration. He's a full bodied beast that will fill you up nicely as he slips inside and it wont be long before you want to use him again!

Handcrafted from the finest medical grade platinum silicone, Buffalo is body safe and hypoallergenic.

Four different toy sizes and two levels of firmness, means you can find what compliments your body best.

UK customers receive free next working day delivery plus a free large suction cup with every order.

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John Thomas Beastli Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 3rd December 2019

Beastli comes from a mythical Romanian creature who conceals himself within the forest lands. Adorned with nodules, ridges and bumps, Beastli is a dragon like feast for the pleasure centres in your body.

He has been handcrafted in the UK and lovingly brought to life by our team in the USA, using only the finest medical grade black platinum silicone.

Body safe and hypoallergenic; Beastli is built both to please, as well as to last and take pride of place in your sex toy collection.

He comes in 4 handy sizes and is fully Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring compatible. Why not try him on a compatible sex machine for the ride of your life!

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Read also a review from the independent sex toy reviewer Joanne's Reviews.

 

 

 

John Thomas Woody Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 3rd December 2019

Woody is a truly original design -- a glorious purple dildo with a realistic wood effect and protruding thorns!

This limited edition sex toy was handcrafted from medical grade platinum silicone and encompasses a sensual prominent curvature to the shaft, which is sure to leave you longing for more.

Woody is a dildo made from body safe materials which are hypoallergenic, non porous and stain resistant. He comes in a choice of 4 sizes catering for the novice and professional sex toy lover.

Cool down or warm up Woody prior to entry for an extra special sensation. Pop in the dishwasher after use and store in the complimentary faux velvet bag.

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John Thomas Toys™

Silicone Dildos

Designed in UK | Made in USA

100% Medical Grade Platinum Silicone

FREE UK Next Working Day Delivery | Worldwide Shipping

FREE Vac-U-Lock™ Large Suction Cup Plug with all dildos

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