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News Tuesday 24th March...

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Cam sites prove a popular distraction during troubled times

News Sunday 22nd March...

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Sex toy sales up, sex work down in Germany

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News Saturday 21st March...

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No longer glossy
Playboy produces its last printed edition and goes online only
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There's no stimulus packages for sex workers
Hard times due to coronavirus slow down

News Monday 16th March...

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Virus lockdowns lead to a surge in demand for sex dolls bu the Chinese supply chains has been disrupted

News Saturday 14th March...

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Adult Material
Channel 4 trails its new drama set in the world of porn production
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Testing times in the US
Evil Angel is one several US porn companies that is suspending porn production over covid-19

News Tuesday 10th March...

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Updated: Warning: Utah's Senate contains nuts
Utah's mandatory porn warning shortened by the senate
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No doubt millions of people were enjoying Pornhub whilst the handful protested
About 200 anti-porn campaigners protest outside Porhub's headquarters

News Monday 9th March...

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Disney cartoon Onward banned in Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and cut in Russia

News Saturday 7th March...

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One Million Moms recommend
Eternals, for its openly gay superhero
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Offsite Article: No Porn for Chinese Stuck Under Virus Lockdown
Internet controls have proved even more restrictive as Chinese life moves online under quarantine. By Celine Sui

News Tuesday 3rd March...

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Offsite Article: Making porn in exotic locations many not be such a good idea if it's Thailand
US porn producer makes the world news for getting done for making porn without a work permit (as if they'd give you a work permit for making porn)

News Saturday 29th February...

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UK News
Madame JoJo is returning to Soho
Soho residents oppose the re-opening of iconic gay venue Madame JoJo's

News Wednesday 26th February...

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Updated: Lawmakers with negatively impacted brain development
Utah state lawmakers introduce bill requiring a warning message to be attached to porn distributed in the state

News Tuesday 25th February...

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Too sexy by day and too sexy by night
TV censor Ofcom gets arsey with the babe channel Studio 66
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Square pegs in round holes
Support falls away for California's onerous campaign against sex workers in the gig economy

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