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News Monday 18th May...

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Fun in lockdown
Dutch pragmatism encourages 'fuck buddies', whereas the UK unrealistically expects boyfriends and girlfriend to stay social distant

News Saturday 16th May...

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A crisis in intimate care services
Sex workers inevitably don't qualify for furloughing so continue to work on

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News Thursday 14th May...

UK News
It seems that coronavirus news is more interesting than sex
Channel 4's Adult Material series has been postponed to avoid competing with coronavirus news

News Wednesday 13th May...

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Internet Video
Comment Unfreedom United
Moralist campaign group go over the top in their criticism of Pornhub

News Tuesday 12th May...

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Internet Video
US Catholic Bishops Call For Pornography Crackdown
Do they think enough time has passed since revelations of widespread child abuse by clergy that they now have the gall to preach to others about sex?
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Internet Video
Open call: Uncensored in lockdown
A film festival for sexy videos filmed in lockdown

News Friday 8th May...

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Internet Video
Warped neurological thinking
Morality in Media calls on payment companies to censor porn websites for them

News Monday 4th May...

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World P4P
Playing doctors and nurses
Greek brothels set to re-open after lockdown, but now with requirements for additional PPE

News Sunday 3rd May...

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Internet Video
Obituary: Samantha Fox
US porn star from the Golden Age of Porn dies aged 69

News Thursday 30th April...

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Rafiki remains banned
Kenyan high court upholds the film censor's violation of constitutional rights to freedom of expression
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Offsite Article: 'I Work in Amsterdam's Red Light District'
--Here's What It's Like in a Pandemic. By Jen Rose Smith

News Monday 27th April...

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UK News
Dance on
Spearmint Rhino in Sheffield survives shut down attempt by feminist campaigners who commissioned secret video filming without consent

News Monday 27th April...

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US News
Offsite Article: Let's destroy everybody's livelihoods
Card Companies Face Increased Pressure in the US to Cut Ties With Adult Porn Companies

News Thursday 23rd April...

Essential workers back on the job soon
Nevada brothel hopes to re-open hopefully without a 2m social distancing rule

News Wednesday 22nd April...

Cam News
Offsite Article: Cam sites are seeing a spike during quarantine
But the success to performers may be more about the girlfriend experience than the porn. By Mark Hay

News Saturday 18th April...

US News
A warning to those thinking of turning to online sex work to ward off covid financial crisis
Plenty of other people have had the same idea
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Growing up with porn
New Zealand film censor publishes another report about young people watching porn

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