SexMachines.co.uk specialises in sex machines, everything from handheld masturbators right up to top of the range fucking machines. At the more familiar end of the range, there are Fleshlights, Fleshjacks and Hitachi Magic Wands. And
at the more unique end of the range, well!... we'll get on to those later.
All the devices and plenty of accessories are available from the online store along with lubes and essentials.
The website is well laid and easy to navigate with the
list of of categories listed on the traditional right hand side. Selecting the categories leads to a wealth of information about the available machines. Of course plenty of information is required, as many of the machines are not familiar products, even
for this regular reviewer of online sex shops.
In addition to website contact, there is a telephone order line, available internationally. Payments and billing is secure and discreet. UK delivery is free, and there are options for next day
Worldwide delivery is available to nearly every part of the globe.
A fascinating and unique online store that is perhaps best described by taking a look at some of the products on offer:
Caesar Love Machine
Superseding the previous 2.0 the Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine ™ is brand new for 2013 and has improved on the
2.0 version by making the model faster and more robust than ever.
Whether you use the 3.0 as a penetration machine or as a male masturbation machine you will not be disappointed.
You choose the speed (65
to 300 thrusts per minute!) ...you choose the angle. Whether used solo or with partner(s), the Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine ™ Machine will bring a new level of excitement to your sex life. Imagine the
The whisper quiet motor and powerful pumping action can make any session a fun, stimulating one for users.
Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine ™ is highly adjustable
to find your ideal situation. Use the machine to pound you anally or vaginally. The machine can also be used with friends. Have them control the attached remote while you are bound by the hands (for example).
Motion Love Machine is designed and manufactured by Diva the No.1 sex machine manufacturer since 1973, with Diva's years of expertise and innovation this is a great fucking machine.
The Motion Love Machine delivers incredible
power and speed. Its low noise out-put & angle adjustability makes the Motion Love Machine excellent value. It has an incredible powerful thrust and torque level as well as angle adjustability. The heavy steel frame which is made from high quality
durable black powder coating makes it very stable indeed. The Motion has 14 different angle positions from horizontal to vertical (over 180 degrees) no other machine is capable of this.
This machine has the EZ knob system which
makes dismantling, storage and positioning quick and easy, taking all the stress out of your sex machine experience.
The Motion Love machine
offers huge flexibility from a relatively small machine and price, it is compatible with the vac-u-lock system which give hundreds of possibilities for fun and is packed in a glossy presentation box.
With a massive 7 inch thrust
stroke and up to 220 strokes a minute, this fucking machine offers deep fast penetration. The Motion weighs just 9kg making it easy to move about and store, it
has a 4ft corded controller, a very quiet motor, requires no batteries, is CE certified, ROHS compliant and offers a 1 year worldwide warranty.
We at www.sexmachines.co.uk have been trading since 2004 and have sold thousands of different types of fucking machines ranging from budget
sex machines around £ 90 to premium orgasm machines over £ 2500 - but there's one particular
fucking machine that sells incredibly well and always has +feedback from our customers...that is the Caesar 3.0 Love Machine - here's why this
sex device is one of our top sellers:
Caesar 3.0 is ultra quiet even at full speed.
Caesar 3.0 has a mid range price point - excellent value.
Caesar 3.0 love machine is available in UK/EU 220V or US110V
Ceasar 3.0 includes FREE sex machine attachments and www.sexmachines.co.uk also includes a FREE Caesar Vac-U-Lock adaptor worth £ 24.99 that will allow the user to attach any Vac-U-Lockdildo to it. No other
retailer includes this adaptor for free !
Caesar 3.0 fucking machine has a MIG welded steel frame and flat base, which allows the user to slide under her/his mattress and enjoy getting fucked or sucked on the bed.
Caesar 3.0 sex machine is
manufactured by Topco Sales who are the leading manufacturer in the USA for sex toys.
Caesar 3.0 orgasm machine also comes with a FREE male masturbator toy, simply screw it onto the end of the Caesar rod shaft and this amazing penetration machine
then turns into a male masturbation machine ...allowing the user to get wanked off from 0 - 130 pumps per minute!!
Stroke length is not adjustable however has
a generous 6 stroke length, which is suitable for anal or vaginal use.
The mast erects within seconds and then you simply slide on the arm, secure and you're away.
Comes with retail packaging presentation box and instructions.
Can be used on laminate flooring, lino, carpet and slid under your bed mattress, if you find the Caesar 3.0 Love moving when on full power, we find putting some blu tak under the base helps.
Caesar 3.0 also has a corded remote control box allowing
user to adjust settings when in use and allows complete control of device to user.
Hot pink powdered coated & chrome plated, which is not simply a painted product, powder coating is durable and scratches are minimal.
The Robotic Lovers Machine has incredible power with adjustable angles, speed and 7" (17cm) stroke length; it also comes with an
extension arm giving an extra 8 (20cm) of length - long enough to satisfy the most discerning user.
The handheld corded 4ft (1.2m) speed controller is also a high powered vibrator which can be used in conjunction with the machine
for additional pleasure. The Robotic Lovers Machine is a strong, powerful, high quality and quiet sex machine and comes with a 1 year warranty. The Robotic Lovers Machine is CE
certified and ROHS compliant.
The Robotic Lovers Machine has a maximum 250 thrusts per minute and with its massive stroke length, provides the user with the perfect speed and depth of penetration; few users will fail to achieve
the most explosive and fulfilling orgasms. Those who let their imagination run wild will achieve the best results and will venture to new sexual experiences. With an endless number of positions both anal and vaginal this fucking machine is ideal for
either solo use or to be enjoyed with a partner.
The steel framed machine is designed to be extremely sturdy yet light, weighing only 12kgs. The Robotic Lovers Machine comes with two exciting attachments that provide powerful
stimulation and are easy to clean. The thrusting angle of these two pleasure attachments is easily adjustable with the tilting platform.
Enjoy many different positions that most fucking machines cannot offer, choose to use it
lying on the floor, standing up, in bed, sitting in a sofa or chair or even on the kitchen table! The machine stands over 6ft (1.8m) high when extended or it can lay flat on the floor allowing your fantasies to become a reality! This sex machine is very
easy to assemble and disassemble for storage solutions, it folds nearly flat so it can be stored under the bed within seconds. The Robotic Lovers Machine uses the latest technology for anti-corrosion, and is painted using a powder coat system which
protects and makes the unit more durable.
The long awaited arrival of the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is over for customers of sexmachines.co.uk who have secured a
limited number of these amazing machines ahead of the official release date at the end of this year. If you want to be one of the first people in the world to experience the most powerful and versatile fucking and masturbation machine on the planet, then
don't delay and head straight to sexmachines.co.uk.
What has this awesome machine got in its arsenal and how does it compare to the ever popular 2010 version Blue Balls XL? -- The Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is manufactured
by leading US company Diva® who have been making precision made high quality adult products since 1973. The Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is constructed from heat treated, highly strengthened industrial steel which is corrosion resistant. The machine
is brushed with graphite giving it a quieter operation for those living in close proximity to others. The high powered ½ horsepower motor providing a torque of 40-in-lbs ensures the user will be more than satisfied with its performance. The stroke length
is up to 8 inches with a stroke speed range from 0-300 RPM. The newly patented Rat-A-Tat mode is standard and gives a real sex feel to the user by the thrusting action of short, rapid strokes, which at a mind blowing 300 thrusts per minute is sure to
provide the best orgasm possible. There is a spindle wheel to provide easy height adjustment of the machine up to 15 inches. The Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine comes with the correct power source for your country and has an ultra safe low voltage
power adaptor. The product is CE certified and ROHS compliant and comes with a 1 year UK and Worldwide warranty. All in all the Blue Balls XL 2.0 is a beefed up version of the popular Blue Balls XL, with greater versatility, the addition of the Diva
deluxe Vac-U-Lockadaptor and the amazing Rat-A-Tat mode.
If you are looking for a fucking machine with the latest technology and built with engineering
expertise the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is the answer. Fantastic power, strong and stable build quality, the compatibility with Vac-U-Lock attachments, the huge range a sexual positions that are available for the user and the ease of assembling
and disassembling makes the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine the best on offer at a price to fit most budgets.
Sexmachines.co.uk have put together an amazing package, in addition to the machine the buyer will receive a Diva
Vac-U-Lock adaptor, a Sexflesh® Male masturbator w/tightening ring, a Sexflesh Vac-U-Lock 6 inch beige phallic penis, a Diva silicone 6 inch anal stimulator and a Diva deluxe speed controller. Head down to
SexMachines.co.uk now before they sell out of the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine the ideal choice for penetration and male masturbation!
The ShockSpot Sex Machine is the most advanced, robotic pleasure system and masturbation sex machine on the market today. Made from the
highest quality materials and designed to a level that would please the most discerning customer, the ShockSpot Sex Machine is sure to be a market leader and will launch the sex machine industry to the next level.
There is no
doubt that the ShockSpot Sex Machine is at the cutting edge of design and the quality of build places the fucking machine firmly at the very top of the industry's elite manufacturers. The ShockSpot Sex Machine is known as the Rolls Royce of
Sex machines and in common with Rolls Royce the customer will be delighted with the design, quality, comfort and performance of their purchase.
ShockSpot Sex Machine places the user in full control of their pleasure. The sex machine produces motions that cannot be obtained with conventional rotary-based fucking machines. The machine will accommodate all positions from lying, kneeling, sitting
and standing. At the press of a button the user is in full control of the stroke length, speed, smoothness and pattern of movement. When connected to your computer or tablet, the sex machine's Touch and Feel software will store favourite sessions for
The ShockSpot Sex Machine weighs just 15 pounds (about 7kg) and is easy to store away or transport in a case little bigger than a standard briefcase. Technical specifications are: Stroke Length from 0 to 8 inches
(20cm); Maximum Strokes per minute vary from 250 to 1060 depending on the selected stroke length; Maximum Thrust Force or Push Force is 17.5 pounds (8kg) which equates to 105 inch-pounds (48kg) torque from a 12 inch rotary machine.
Exclusive, advanced, powerful, quiet and safe -- the Tango TW11 oozes quality and is aimed at the highest level of fucking machine
enthusiast. Retailing at a recommended retail price of around £2,000 you will do well to visit sexmachines.co.uk the UKs leading supplier of fucking machines, sexmachines.co.uk ignore RRPs and set their own discounted price that is extremely competitive
and often impossible to beat.
High price usually means the product has more to offer than other similar products, the Tango TW11 is no exception. The Tango TW11 is packed with advanced features, is very versatile and packs a punch
that would knock seven bells out of the competition.
The Tango TW11 (aka The HugHer Tango) is programmable and offers the user an extended range of 11 inches (28cm) with separate settings for depth and stroke length. The kit comes
with its own full set of fuck routines, and you can also set your own, this is an amazing feature which smashes the competition into a pulp. Included with the Tango TW11 is a Wand system and built-in safety and comfort features.
Out of the box -- in addition to the Tango TW11 fucking machine there is a Tango remote control, a tripod stand, a Vac-U-Lock adaptor and a 12" extension rod. Check out any extras
sexmachines.co.uk might throw into the deal in addition to the standard product pack.
Conclusion -- there
are cheap fucking machines that will last a few months, there are average priced machines that will serve well but are not exciting and there are high end machines that provide
years of service and provide the user with exciting opportunities by offering versatility. In other words, fucking machines are like people, they perform in different ways and I think we all prefer the ones that go all out to give you a good time. If you
can afford the best we recommend you buy the best and the Tango TW11 is waiting for you at sexmachines.co.uk.
The UFUC PRO looks the same as its little brother the UFUC Sex Machine...but packs more of a punch.
New to the market the UFUC
PRO is a premium, high quality masturbation or penetration machine but it is priced at an exceptional level for everyone to enjoy. The UFUC PRO's design is based around the best selling sex machine Blue Balls XL which is under license from Diva ®.
Unlike many sex machines that are currently available the UFUC PRO has an exceptional torque & thrust power, which is ideal for anal sex as well as being powerful enough to attach very large dildos and attachments without
wearing down the motor or components.
The UFUC pro is amazingly adaptable with up to 180 degree movement for any position you can possibly dream up! The UFUC pros stability is superb and due to the design and weight distribution
it will not tip or flip even at full speed.
Measuring a height of 24inches, length of 27inches and a width of 16inches the UFUC PRO fucking machine can be
easily stored away in the cupboard, so it is nice and discrete in your home and the UFUC comes fully assembled so no need for tools and instructions before the fun can begin!
Stroke length can vary from 1inch to 6inches, 16 inch
shaft rod for all sorts of positions, stroke speed from 0-240rpm and a torque of 40-in-lb all give this sex machine the perfect combination of speed, size, and
The UFUC PRO is C.E certified, ROHS compliant and comes with a 1yr worldwide warranty, plug suitable for country of delivery and the UFUC PRO is made from High grade MIG welded tensile steel. The UFUC PRO is also completely
compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system meaning you have endless possibilities for dildos, male masturbators and anal toys.
The Sniper Pro Sex Machine is a new arrival at sexmachines.co.uk the UK's leading retailer of fucking machines. The Sniper Pro is built by Diva ® one of the world's top fucking machine manufacturers, Diva® have been building quality machines since
1973. The Sniper is so called due to its shape and from a distance could be mistaken for something far more sinister than a machine built to provide optimum pleasure for its user.
Sexmachines.co.uk has been working with Diva for
many years and the two combine to make the best possible connection between manufacturer and customer. Buying from a UK based company with a long established track record matched with a product that is designed to the highest quality by a leading US
company is not only a refreshing change from the high risk Asian market but provides the buyer with a real guarantee if anything doesn't work out as it should. With SexMachines.co.uk
low pricing deals it not only makes sense to buy for customer protection but also it makes financial sense too -- if it is a well made and reliable fucking machine you want with no risk and easy on the purse then truly look no further.
Let's now look at the specifications of the Sniper Pro Sex Machine: Firstly, out of the box you get the Sniper Pro Sex Machine with power pack and lead, followed by a deluxe Vac-U-lock® adaptor and instruction booklet; all supplied in
a glossy presentation box. The total weight of the Sniper Pro Sex Machine 5.5kg and has full dimensions of 50cm length; 32cm width; 62cm height. It is made from corrosion resistant steel. The machine is painted in black.
product is shipped with the correct power for your country with a range of 110v to 240v and 50hz to 60hz. UK customers receive a UK power pack and other countries are suitably supplied the correct power pack. The product is CE certified and ROHS
compliant. Co-designed in the UK and US and manufactured in China.
The motor is a well manufactured industrial standard motor with specification of 24Volts, 4 Amps and 72 Watts. The power pack ensures the correct voltage will
power the fucking machine without overloading the device. No batteries are required for this machine.
The Sniper Pro Sex Machine has a stroke length of
6cm to 17cm and stroke increments up to 240 per minute with a rat-a-tat maximum speed of 300 per minute; the torque is 36in -- lbs and there is a 45 degree angle of adjustability. There is the option to purchase 20cm or 40cm extension rods. The machine
comes with a deluxe hand-held 180cm corded speed controller with a rotating dial.
There are some great optional add-ons which should be investigated they include, 20cm and 40cm extension rods, Fleshlight® Holder and Fleshlight
Male masturbator, Wizard adaptor, Universal dildo holder, dildo double adaptor, Vac-U-lock dildos and a deluxe suction cup dildo holder. All optional extras are keenly priced at sexmachines.co.uk
About the Vac-U-Locksystem:
Sexmachines.co.uk prides itself on making all its machines compatible with the Vac-U-lock system. There is no better fucking machine attachment than those produced by Vac-U-lock . Using the best materials which are not only durable but they enhance
sexual pleasure by making the experience as near to the real sensation as possible. The ever extending range of Vac-U-lock attachments for your fucking machine enables the owner to bring new life to their machine. Talk to the helpful and friendly staff
at sexmachines.co.uk and they will advise you how to update your current fucking machine to the Vac-U-Lock system or provide practical help on anything related to fucking machines and their attachments.
You can telephone the
helpful staff at sexmachines.co.uk on 0800 707 6063 for any advice, calls answered Monday to Friday 10am to 4pm.