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SexMachines.co.uk specialises in sex machines, everything from handheld masturbators right up to top of the range fucking machines. At the more familiar end of the range, there are Fleshlights, Fleshjacks and Hitachi Magic Wands. And at the more unique end of the range, well!... we'll get on to those later.

All the devices and plenty of accessories are available from the online store along with lubes and essentials.

The website is well laid and easy to navigate with the list of of categories listed on the traditional right hand side. Selecting the categories leads to a wealth of information about the available machines. Of course plenty of information is required, as many of the machines are not familiar products, even for this regular reviewer of online sex shops. 

In addition to website contact, there is a telephone order line, available internationally. Payments and billing is secure and discreet. UK delivery is free, and there are options for next day delivery.

Worldwide delivery is available to nearly every part of the globe.


A fascinating and unique online store that is perhaps best described by taking a look at some of the products on offer:

Caesar Love Machine

Superseding the previous 2.0 the Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine is brand new for 2013 and has improved on the 2.0 version by making the model faster and more robust than ever.

Whether you use the 3.0 as a penetration machine or as a male masturbation machine you will not be disappointed.

You choose the speed (65 to 300 thrusts per minute!) ...you choose the angle. Whether used solo or with partner(s), the Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine Machine will bring a new level of excitement to your sex life.  Imagine the possibilities!

The whisper quiet motor and powerful pumping action can make any session a fun, stimulating one for users.

Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine is highly adjustable to find your ideal situation. Use the machine to pound you anally or vaginally.  The machine can also be used with friends. Have them control the attached remote while you are bound by the hands (for example).

See more about the Caesar Love Machine.



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uFUC PRO Sex Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here22nd October 2020

The UFUC PRO looks the same as its little brother the UFUC Sex Machine...but packs more of a punch.

New to the market the UFUC PRO is a premium, high quality masturbation or penetration machine but it is priced at an exceptional level for everyone to enjoy. The UFUC PRO's design is based around the best selling sex machine Blue Balls XL which is under license from Diva ®.

Unlike many sex machines that are currently available the UFUC PRO has an exceptional torque & thrust power, which is ideal for anal sex as well as being powerful enough to attach very large dildos and attachments without wearing down the motor or components.

The UFUC pro is amazingly adaptable with up to 180 degree movement for any position you can possibly dream up! The UFUC pros stability is superb and due to the design and weight distribution it will not tip or flip even at full speed.

Measuring a height of 24inches, length of 27inches and a width of 16inches the UFUC PRO fucking machine can be easily stored away in the cupboard, so it is nice and discrete in your home and the UFUC comes fully assembled so no need for tools and instructions before the fun can begin!

Stroke length can vary from 1inch to 6inches, 16 inch shaft rod for all sorts of positions, stroke speed from 0-240rpm and a torque of 40-in-lb all give this sex machine the perfect combination of speed, size, and power.

The UFUC PRO is C.E certified, ROHS compliant and comes with a 1yr worldwide warranty, plug suitable for country of delivery and the UFUC PRO is made from High grade MIG welded tensile steel. The UFUC PRO is also completely compatible with the Vac-U-Lock  system meaning you have endless possibilities for dildos, male masturbators and anal toys.

See further details from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

Sniper Pro Sex Machine...

Sex machine reviews


Link Here18th October 2020

The Sniper Pro Sex Machine is a new arrival at sexmachines.co.uk the UK's leading retailer of fucking machines. The Sniper Pro is built by Diva ® one of the world's top fucking machine manufacturers, Diva® have been building quality machines since 1973. The Sniper is so called due to its shape and from a distance could be mistaken for something far more sinister than a machine built to provide optimum pleasure for its user.

Sexmachines.co.uk has been working with Diva for many years and the two combine to make the best possible connection between manufacturer and customer. Buying from a UK based company with a long established track record matched with a product that is designed to the highest quality by a leading US company is not only a refreshing change from the high risk Asian market but provides the buyer with a real guarantee if anything doesn't work out as it should. With SexMachines.co.uk low pricing deals it not only makes sense to buy for customer protection but also it makes financial sense too -- if it is a well made and reliable fucking machine you want with no risk and easy on the purse then truly look no further.

Let's now look at the specifications of the Sniper Pro Sex Machine: Firstly, out of the box you get the Sniper Pro Sex Machine with power pack and lead, followed by a deluxe Vac-U-lock® adaptor and instruction booklet; all supplied in a glossy presentation box. The total weight of the Sniper Pro Sex Machine 5.5kg and has full dimensions of 50cm length; 32cm width; 62cm height. It is made from corrosion resistant steel. The machine is painted in black.

The product is shipped with the correct power for your country with a range of 110v to 240v and 50hz to 60hz. UK customers receive a UK power pack and other countries are suitably supplied the correct power pack. The product is CE certified and ROHS compliant. Co-designed in the UK and US and manufactured in China.

The motor is a well manufactured industrial standard motor with specification of 24Volts, 4 Amps and 72 Watts. The power pack ensures the correct voltage will power the fucking machine without overloading the device. No batteries are required for this machine.

The Sniper Pro Sex Machine has a stroke length of 6cm to 17cm and stroke increments up to 240 per minute with a rat-a-tat maximum speed of 300 per minute; the torque is 36in -- lbs and there is a 45 degree angle of adjustability. There is the option to purchase 20cm or 40cm extension rods. The machine comes with a deluxe hand-held 180cm corded speed controller with a rotating dial.

There are some great optional add-ons which should be investigated they include, 20cm and 40cm extension rods, Fleshlight® Holder and Fleshlight Male masturbator, Wizard adaptor, Universal dildo holder, dildo double adaptor, Vac-U-lock dildos and a deluxe suction cup dildo holder. All optional extras are keenly priced at sexmachines.co.uk

About the Vac-U-Lock system: Sexmachines.co.uk prides itself on making all its machines compatible with the Vac-U-lock system. There is no better fucking machine attachment than those produced by Vac-U-lock . Using the best materials which are not only durable but they enhance sexual pleasure by making the experience as near to the real sensation as possible. The ever extending range of Vac-U-lock attachments for your fucking machine enables the owner to bring new life to their machine. Talk to the helpful and friendly staff at sexmachines.co.uk and they will advise you how to update your current fucking machine to the Vac-U-Lock system or provide practical help on anything related to fucking machines and their attachments.

You can telephone the helpful staff at sexmachines.co.uk on 0800 707 6063 for any advice, calls answered Monday to Friday 10am to 4pm.

See further details about the Sniper Pro from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine...

Sex machine reviews


Link Here 10th October 2020

With great excitement the new Fantasy Machine has arrived. Exclusively, available from sexmachines.co.uk the Willie Wanka Pro is sure to hit the market with a huge punch. This fucking machine offers maximum stability combined with high end performance but cleverly priced to undercut all other machines in this upper level category of fucking machines by a mile.

The machine is available in two types -- the pro and the non pro version each sporting its own colour scheme. Firstly the Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine in traditional all black, this fucking machine will attract the serious machine user who is only interested in the mechanics of the machine. Secondly, the less expensive non pro version which is painted in three bright colours of green, yellow and pink and will satisfy the fun loving sex machine enthusiasts or newcomer to the world of fucking machines.

We think this fucking machine is a first class choice for both the new user and the experienced user wanting to buy a replacement for their old machine. When you combine low price with exceptional build quality and functionality there simply is nowhere else to go.

Let's now look at the specifications of the Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine: Firstly, out of the box you get the Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine with power pack and lead, followed by a speed controller, two T-legs made from solid steel, a spanner and Allen key, a deluxe Vac-U-lock® adaptor, a bottle of lubricating machine oil and instruction booklet. The total gross weight of the Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine is 15.6kg and has full dimensions of 188cm length; 75cm width; 122cm height. It is made from high grade MIG welded tensile steel. The machine is painted in gloss black.

The product is shipped with the correct power for your country with a range of 110v to 240v and 50hz to 60hz. UK customers receive a UK power pack and other countries are suitably supplied the correct power pack. The product is CE certified and ROHS compliant. Designed in the UK and manufactured in China.

The motor is a well manufactured industrial standard motor with specification of 24Volts, 4 Amps and 72 Watts. The power pack ensures the correct voltage will power the fucking machine without overloading the device. No batteries are required for this machine.

The Willie Wanka Pro Fantasy Machine has an adjustable stroke length of 2cm to 20cm and a stroke speed from zero to 240rpm. It has a 40cm shaft rod which can be extended with the purchase of additional rods. There is a 45 degree angle of adjustability. The horse power is a very high ¼ and a torque of 46in -- lbs.

The non pro version differs from the above as follows: livery is in neon colours of pink, yellow and green; the motor power is one twelfth of a horse power; torque is 20" -- lbs; speed has a maximum of 200 rpm; and the gross weight is about 500gm lower. The price is about 20% lower.

There are some great optional add-ons which should be investigated they include, 17cm and 34cm extension shaft rods, Universal dildo holder, dildo double adaptor, Vac-U-Lock dildos and a deluxe suction cp dildo holder, Gripit wand massager holder, Fleshlight® holder and Fleshlight male masturbator. All optional extras are keenly priced at sexmachines.co.uk but a CNC bit is required for all dildo and masturbator add-ons.

You can telephone the helpful staff at SexMachines.co.uk  on 0800 707 6063 for any advice, calls answered Monday to Friday 10am to 4pm.

See further details about the Willie Wanka PRO from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

uFUC Sex Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here4th October 2020

Brand new to the market the UFUC is a premium, high quality masturbation and penetration machine but it is priced at an exceptionally competitive level allowing anyone to enjoy the experience a sex machine can bring to their sex life. The UFUC's design is based around the best selling sex machine Blue Balls XL which is under license from Diva ®.

The UFUC fucking machine is amazingly adaptable with up to 180 degree movement for any position you can possibly dream up!  The UFUC's stability is superb and due to the design and weight distribution it will not tip or flip even at full speed.

Measuring a height of 24 inches, length of 27 inches and a width of 16inches the UFUC can be easily and more importantly discretely stored away in the cupboard. The UFUC comes fully assembled so there is no need for tools and instructions before the fun can begin!

Stroke length can vary from 1 inch to 6 inches, 16 inch shaft rod for all sorts of positions, stroke speed from 0-200rpm and a torque of 36-in-lb all give this sex machine  the perfect combination of speed, size, and power.

The UFUC is C.E certified, ROHS compliant and comes with a 1yr worldwide warranty, the electrical plug is suitable for the country of delivery and the UFUC is made from High grade MIG welded tensile steel. The UFUC is also completely compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system meaning you have endless possibilities for dildos, male masturbators and anal toys.

See further details from sexmachines.co.uk


SexMachines.co.uk

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We are the largest distributor of sex machines within UK & Europe.

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FREE UK next day delivery on all our fucking machines.

We deliver worldwide to any country / any state.

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