SexMachines.co.uk specialises in sex machines, everything from handheld
masturbators right up to top of the range fucking machines. At the more
familiar end of the range, there are Fleshlights, Fleshjacks and Hitachi
Magic Wands. And at the more unique end of the range, well!... we'll get
on to those later.
All the devices and plenty of accessories are
available from the online store along with lubes and essentials.
The website is well laid and easy to navigate with the list of of
categories listed on the traditional right hand side. Selecting the
categories leads to a wealth of information about the available
machines. Of course plenty of information is required, as many of the
machines are not familiar products, even for this regular reviewer of
online sex shops.
A fascinating and unique online store that is perhaps best described by taking a
look at some of the products on offer:
Caesar Love Machine
the previous 2.0 the Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine™
is brand new for 2013 and has improved on the 2.0 version by making the
model faster and more robust than ever.
Whether you use the 3.0 as a penetration machine or
as a male masturbation machine you will not be disappointed.
You choose the speed (65 to 300 thrusts per minute!)
...you choose the angle. Whether used solo or with partner(s), the
Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine™ Machine
will bring a new level of excitement to your sex life. Imagine the
The whisper quiet motor and powerful pumping action
can make any session a fun, stimulating one for users.
Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine™
is highly adjustable to find your ideal situation. Use the machine to
pound you anally or vaginally. The machine can also be used with
friends. Have them control the attached remote while you are bound by
the hands (for example).
The business is a
member of AITA, which is UK's Adult Industry Trade Association.
In addition to website contact, there is a telephone order line,
Payments and billing is secure and discreet. UK delivery is free, and
there are options for next day delivery.
Worldwide delivery is available to nearly every part of the globe.
The Yubo® F7 Fucking Machine
is a comprehensive fucking machine and has some excellent features. Common with many machines you have the option of using the manufacture's attachments or purchasing from the extensive
range. One of the best features of this fucking machine is the strong suction cups which allow the user to mount the machine on any smooth surface without the fear of it slipping.
Out of the box you will receive in addition to the Yubo F7 fucking machine
two detachable shaft rods, a suction clamp, and a speed controller. Sadly before you can enjoy the Yubo you will need to supply your own attachments as the Yubo F7 does not come with any, this we found very disappointing considering the
Yubo F7 is priced at the mid to high end.
You will be pleased that the sex machine
requires no putting together and is ready to use immediately once you have secured your favourite attachment. Also, the machine is very versatile and can be positioned in many different positions, so if you like variety in the bedroom then the
Yubo will be sure to please.
The technical figures are pretty good, with a reasonable stroke length range of 1 to 15 cm and anything from zero to twenty strokes per minute the Yubo can certainly pack a punch. Weighing in at 11kg and having a very low sound level of just 30
to 60db this machine provides ridged quality for those requiring privacy.
Conclusion: all in all not a bad machine although there are lots of machines offering more features for less money. Those that love the Yubo range will continue their loyalty but those looking for their first machine might want to look around
further before buying.
® system is the brainchild of Doc Johnson the world renowned manufacturer of sex toy products since 1973. It is the most innovative of all sex toy systems and can be considered the Rolls Royce of the sex toy world. All products are manufactured
in America allowing the company full control over the material used compared to the businesses that outsource their manufacturing to countries like China where quality can never match.
The Vac-u-lock is a US patented system which allows the connection of hundreds of compatible sex toys to connect to either a wearable harness or fucking machine
. The vacuum method of connection is unique and ensures a very tight and secure connection so that the user will not be worried about a connection failure during use.
The beauty of the Vac-U-lock system is versatility, there are many different types of harnesses, all of which can be used with an ever increasing number of attachments and plugs; this gives the user when combining different sexual positions to
the mix enough variation to last several lifetimes.
has a massive range of Vac-U-Lock attachments. There are scores of different realistic cocks, dongs and butt plugs each available in various sizes from small through to large and into gigantic. With a massive choice of colour, from traditional
beige and black through to vibrant and psychedelic colours the choice is unbeatable. Customers of sexmachines.co.uk will always get the best deal as their prices are trimmed to the bone and their customer service is second to none.
Look out for the UR3® range of Vac-U-lock attachments, it stands for Ultra realistic and this is the 3 rd and most recent edition. If real feel is your main priority then this version is for you. UR3 is as near to the feel and touch of human
skin created for the consumer market to date and will ensure many happy sexual encounters.
Exclusive, advanced, powerful, quiet and safe -- the Tango TW11
oozes quality and is aimed at the highest level of fucking machine enthusiast. Retailing at a recommended retail price of around £2,000 you will do well to visit sexmachines.co.uk the UKs leading supplier of fucking machines, sexmachines.co.uk
ignore RRPs and set their own discounted price that is extremely competitive and often impossible to beat.
High price usually means the product has more to offer than other similar products, the Tango TW11 is no exception. The Tango TW11 is packed with advanced features, is very versatile and packs a punch that would knock seven bells out of the
The Tango TW11 (aka The HugHer Tango) is programmable and offers the user an extended range of 11 inches (28cm) with separate settings for depth and stroke length. The kit comes with its own full set of fuck routines, and you can also set your
own, this is an amazing feature which smashes the competition into a pulp. Included with the Tango TW11 is a Wand system and built-in safety and comfort features.
Out of the box -- in addition to the Tango TW11 fucking machine there is a Tango remote control, a tripod stand, a Vac-U-Lock adaptor and a 12" extension rod. Check out any extras
might throw into the deal in addition to the standard product pack.
Conclusion -- there are cheap fucking machines
that will last a few months, there are average priced machines that will serve well but are not exciting and there are high end machines that provide years of service and provide the user with exciting opportunities by offering versatility. In
other words, fucking machines are like people, they perform in different ways and I think we all prefer the ones that go all out to give you a good time. If you can afford the best we recommend you buy the best and the Tango TW11 is waiting for
you at sexmachines.co.uk.