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SexMachines.co.uk specialises in sex machines, everything from handheld masturbators right up to top of the range fucking machines. At the more familiar end of the range, there are Fleshlights, Fleshjacks and Magic Wands. And at the more unique end of the range, well!... we'll get on to those later.

All the devices and plenty of accessories are available from the online store along with lubes and essentials.

As of 2021 SexMachines.co.uk has expanded its repertoire into BDSM and E-Stim (Electrical Stimulation). Why not subscribe to SexMachines email news and offers for the latest additions to the website.

The website is well laid and easy to navigate with the list of of categories listed on the traditional right hand side. Selecting the categories leads to a wealth of information about the available machines. Of course plenty of information is required, as many of the machines are not familiar products, even for this regular reviewer of online sex shops. 

In addition to website contact, there is a telephone order line, available internationally. Payments and billing is secure and discreet. UK delivery is free for items over £50, and there are options for next day delivery. Worldwide delivery is available to nearly every part of the globe.

 



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The Stroking Man III Rechargeable Sex Machine...

Machine of the Month


Link Here 11th September 2021

    Everyone should experience ultimate sexual pleasure -- when the partner is not available second best might turn out to be best of all when you experience the Stroking Man III. If you have thought about a sophisticated sex toy rather than the usual little helper then we cannot recommend more highly the Stroking Man III as your introduction to the world of powerful sex devices.

The Stroking Man III is made by Love Moment and SexMachines.co.uk have struck a sensational deal with this Chinese company the benefit of which is shared with their customers.

The Stroking Man III has a strong sucker allowing a secure fit to most flat surfaces. Fit yours to a smooth tile on the bathroom wall and enjoy being pounded doggy style; you could mount the Stroking Man III on the floor and have a lovely ride; alternatively try the machine hand held in missionary position -- the choice is only limited by your imagination.

Improvements on previous editions include more power, less noise and a more compact design. The suction cup design has changed so that the machine can be used against many different surfaces and not just smooth surfaces such as glass and tiles. Previous versions were restricted to a combined thrust and vibration setting; the Stroking Man III allows separate control of thrust and vibration.

What's in the box? -- You get the sex machine with its suction cup, an 8" silicone dildo in beige, a remote controller, a power supply unit and power cord in a retail presentation box with instructions and has a 1 year worldwide warranty. Visit the great team at sexmachines.co.uk for more information or to order this magnificent alternative to a real man!

See further details about the Stroking Man III from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

Blue Balls XL Fucking Machine...

On limited time offer of £100 off


Link Here 2nd September 2021

Thank you for the safe delivery of my Blue Balls XL Fucking Machine . It was very well packed and delivery time was surprisingly quick. The Blue Balls is my second sex machine and the quality to price ratio of the Blue Balls is unbelievable; I've seen machines half as good for two or even three times the price.

The quality of the build is excellent; the frame is very sturdy and beautifully painted in the trademark blue. Assembly is quick and the set up for fucking is easy; I very much like the simplicity of adjusting the angle and height as you can create different positions during a session without losing the moment. The base of the Blue Balls XL is relatively small, this allows the sex machine to sit on a bed, a sofa, a table or wherever you like to screw, with ease.

The motor is quiet but strong and can't be heard in another room, although your squeals of pleasure most certainly will. The fucking ability of the Blue Balls XL will put to shame any partner; the powerful motor will fuck at a speed of 0-160 thrusts per minute and the depth of penetration can be adjusted from 1.5" (4cm) to 6" (15cm). The remote control is efficient and makes the experience very user friendly.

Accessories are plentiful as the Blue Balls XL will accept the Vac-U-Lock system; this makes the fucking machine ideal for all sexualities as you can use the machine with a dildo, artificial life-like cock, anal probe, artificial vagina, anus or mouth.

I couldn't recommend a better sex machine than the Blue Balls XL as it is versatile, excellent value for money and built to a long lasting high quality.

See further details about Blue Balls XL Fucking Machine

See also Blue Balls XL 2.0

 

 

Sybian (with stool)...

Sex machine reviews


Link Here13th August 2021

The Sybian has been in production since 1987 which is indicative to its popularity and effectiveness. The Sybian is often described by women as the perfect lover, producing results that leave real sex in the dark ages. Many women claim to have had their first orgasm when using the Sybian and many have experienced their first multiple orgasm. A phenomena known as poly-orgasm (a poly-orgasmic woman has simultaneous orgasms from being stimulated in multiple areas at once; not to be confused with multiple orgasms, which are numerous single sequential orgasms) have been achieved by many users of the Sybian.

How does the Sybian outperform other sex devices and even real sex in achieving a pinnacle in self-gratification for women and men? Quite simply, for women the Sybian stimulates the clitoris and G-Spot, for men it is able to stimulate the male erogenous area called the P-Spot. Stimulating more than one area at the same time can have amazing results creating strong and often mind-blowing orgasms which for some can last for what seems an eternity.

Those interested in buying the Sybian will be assured by the design, quality and popularity of the device. The machine is designed to give the user a lifetime of pleasure (5 year warranty). The user's vibration and rotation speed control and the lifelike design of the male form make the Sybian's features exceed any other device available.

The rotation motor of the Sybian is controllable from 0 to 150 RPM and the vibration motor is controllable from 0 to 6000 RPM. The Sybian is designed to stand a weight pressure of at least 1000lbs giving peace of mind to any user of any size. SexMachines.co.uk are the official UK supplier of the Sybian, their price is competitive and delivery is free.

See The Sybian is available in a choice of colours from sexmachines.co.uk


Movies featuring the Sybian

Fun with the Sybian is featured on DVD as the star performer in Bonnie Rotten's Sybian Showdown. The sex machine action is described as follows:

Bonnie Rotten is known for pushing the envelope in the world of adult entertainment. Today, she's taking a girl's day in and making it extra fun! She's got nine girls ready to show they've got what it takes to survive her Sybian Showdown . They will be judged on how long they can sit on this bucking bronco while the other girls slap, tickle, lick and tease them to orgasm! Who will win the Sybian challenge? It may be the tiny terror , Piper Perri or the sultry Selma Sins! Either way, these girls are having good times with these good vibrations!

See Sybian details from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

 

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40% off Vive sex toys at SexMachines.co.uk


Link Here3rd August 2021

 

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DP Fucking Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here27th July 2021

The DP Fucking Machine was released by Diva® at Christmas 2016 -- available exclusively at sexmachines.co.uk for a limited period and with a very low promotional price -- only the early bird will catch this fantastic deal.

As with most machines sold by market leading retailer sexmachines.co.uk the DP Fucking Machine is compatible with the world's best and most comprehensive dildo system the Vac-U-Lock®.

The DP in DP Fucking Machine refers to double penetration -- this fucking machine will provide everything required for the pleasure of simultaneous anal and vaginal penetration. The machine is very powerful providing a massive maximum stroke speed of 300 per minute -- with the supplied 15cm (6") anal dong and veiny cock attached and the benefit of clitoral stimulation with the speed controller's vibrating technology, ultimate sexual pleasure is only a purchase away. The DP Fucking Machine is a quality build with an impressive high specification motor and construction of tensile strength steel -- longevity of this machine is not an issue.

As always you will never be disappointed with your purchase from sexmachines.co.uk as they always make sure the sex machine  package is full of extra goodies, guaranteed to make the pleasure experience as good as it possibly could be. Included are two 15cm (6") dongs, the Diva® wizard flexible convertor (a device for adjusting the angle of penetration) and a free original magic wand massager which has an rrp of £59.99!

With a 1 year worldwide warranty and free next day delivery there has never been a better time to own this extremely competitively priced machine.

See further details from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

 

Gang Bang...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here10th July 2021

With the Gang Bang up to four people can enjoy the synchronized action of the Gang Bang at once! With up to four thrusting arms, heading in up to four different directions, your imagination is the only limit to wild machine sex with this model.

The Gang Bang's up to four sex arms means you can set up for double penetration on one or two riders, two-hole on one person while a single arm works one or two others, or do up to four people at once!

This sex machine features a very powerful motor, capable of any level of play (1/6th horse power and 48 in-lbs of torque) The Gang Bang's sleek machined aluminium flywheel provides a very adjustable stroke up to 6 inches in length and up to 200 strokes per minute.

The Gang Bang's frame is built entirely of welded steel, powder coated a beautiful gloss black. Each arm is of modified steel tubing, and also powder coated for great durability.

The Gang Bang fucking machine is not for the light hearted and can be used in just about any way that you can dream of, great fun for parties!

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Spanking Machine...

A review from sexmachines.co.uk


Link Here26th June 2021

Have you ever had the fantasy of being spanked? Don't want to hire a dominatrix?

This is the Domestic Spanking Machine that you've been waiting for! One of the smallest and most affordable machines on the market but packs the spanking power you fantasise about!

A discreet machine that mounts onto any surface with ease, no batteries required, just insert your desired implement and it's ready to spank!!

Small, discreet and powerful, it can be easily stored; its size is similar to a tennis ball tin.

It allows you to insert your favourite household objects such as hairbrushes, rulers, spoons or belts or items specifically bought for this machine such as paddles, canes and whips. Due to its small size only objects weighing 100gms or less should be used with this machine and belts should be mounted to something rigid which can then be inserted into the coupler to accomplish the desired spanking.

The Spanking machine comes with a stainless steel fastening system, an adjustable coupler, a 12v power adapter and is CE/ROHS certified. There is a timer that you can set for up to 5 minutes of spanking time, with 10 different intensity settings and different angles for the perfect personalised spanking session!

Perfect spanking machine for beginners, we recommend starting on the lowest setting and working your way up to maximum impact especially if using wooden implements such as rulers which can leave a mark!

See further details about Spanking Machine from SexMachines.co.uk


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We are the largest distributor of sex machines within UK & Europe.

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FREE UK next day delivery on all our fucking machines.

We deliver worldwide to any country / any state.

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