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Irish Government to hold a referendum on abolishing the crime of blasphemy
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27th Sep
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Sinful State Censorship
Political film censorship in Turkey via awarding arbitrary 18 ratings
film Films Latest

26th Sep
Poster Maze Runner 2014 Wes Ball
The Maze Runner
BBFC category cuts for a 12A rated cinema release (Missed from 2 weeks ago)
film Films Latest

25th Sep
Poster Horns 2013 Alexandre Aja
Horns
BBFC advised category cuts for a 15 rated cinema release
movies Movie News Found DVD Gavin Brown
Updated: Missing Found Footage
BBFC publishes Extended Classification Information for Scott Schirmer's Found (which includes spoilers)
film New Listings

20th Sep
Nekromantik Limited Dual Format Blu ray
Shopping: Nekromantik
1987 West Germany horror by Jörg Buttgereit set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 24th November 2014
film New Listings Birth Living Dead George Romero
Shopping: Birth of the Living Dead
2013 USA George Romero documentary by Rob Kuhns set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 13th October 2014
World News Asia Pacific to singapore with love
Updated: To Singapore with Love
Film censors banish film about political exiles
Australia News Aussie News

19th Sep
Found Gavin Brown
Update: Missing 5 minutes Found
Distributors explain that 2 minutes have been cut Scott Schirmer's movie, not 7
 

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30th Sep
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Update: Religious ASBOs
Theresa May responds to China's call to censor religious extremism on the internet
EU News West Europe ireland dept of justice logo
Update: Divine Inspiration
Irish Government to hold a referendum on abolishing the crime of blasphemy
World News East Europe Russian Duma logo
Update: Defacement
Russia moves forward a deadline for social media internet censorship
World News Liberty News electronic tagging
, Prison Island
Thailand considers electronic tagging for tourists in response to Koh Tao murders
South Asia South Asia

29th Sep
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Adverse Effects
The Maldives is set to introduce book censorship
World News Asia Pacific hong kong protest video
Hiding a tear for lost democracy
China attempts to censor news of protests from Hong Kong ofver being denied democratic elections
World News Asia Pacific pork breakfast
Update: Smart and Pragmatic
Malaysian blogger charged with sedition for a joke on his blog flees to the US
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Offsite Article: The Final Whistle
Security laws pass Australian Senate amid fears over draconian limits to press freedom. National security laws allow whistleblowers to be jailed and give Asio sweeping powers to gather online data
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Facebook's real names policy is problematic for free speech
From trans people to activists, there are some good reasons for some Facebook users to use a pseudonym. And yet, Facebook is unrelenting

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30th Sep
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Tweeters in Angry Bird Onesies
Puerile political correctness over kids onesies
World News East Europe

29th Sep
Spongebob Squarepants Season 8 DVD
A substandard educational message
Kazakhstan's education ministry bullies children's TV for showing SpongeBob
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28th Sep
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God Swill
US death metal band wind up religious groups in Russia
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Rajan Zed has a whinge about artwork featuring a Barbie Kali
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26th Sep
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86 whingers claim that e-cigarette advert was overtly sexual
But ASA blows smoke in their faces
Nutter Watch PC News simpsons rape joke video
A call for Ms Ira Bilk Hunts
Parents TV Council whinge at joke mentioning the word 'rape' in a joint Simpsons/Family Guy episode
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Commented: Bullies and Slaves
Barbican censors art exhibit in response to protests
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23rd Sep
Death Klinghoffer DVD Sanford Sylvan
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Protests against a New York staging of the opera The Death of Klinghoffer
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Outrage at trivial innuendo in advert for business centre

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30th Sep
Amsterdam red light area
Update: Window Cleaners
Amsterdam dreams up more spurious rules to target red light windows
Sex Sells Sex Aware pornhub logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Why Don't Straight Women Like Straight Porn?
Of course women are more likely to search for James Deen than any other male porn star. But Pornhub unearthed a fascinating tidbit about women's porn habits: namely, how many women are tuning into lesbian or gay male porn
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27th Sep
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23rd Sep
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Stereotypically PC
Australian high priestesses of PC claim their porn is more ethical than everybody else's
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22nd Sep
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Update: Nymphomaniac Director's Cut
Extremely challenging film set for release in some territories on 2nd October
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21st Sep
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The pursuit of realistic sex dolls
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20th Sep
Billy Bagg Double Feature
Introducing Sweetheart Theatres
A new DVD label to release old XXX classics
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Searching for the good stuff
Boodigo is a new search engine targeted at porn
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Cape of not so Good Hope
Cape Town and Joburg's porn industries have been gutted by piracy and the boom of online content. Over the past decade, sales of DVDs have dropped by as much as 90%

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10th Sep
Captain Underpants Preposterous Plight Purple
Diary: Banned Books Week
21st-27th September 2014. Captain Underpants will appear at events throughout the US.
Diary Diary

5th Aug
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Diary: Housecore Horror Film Festival
23-26th October 2014, Austin Texas
Diary Diary

15th Jul
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Diary: Frizzi 2 Fulci
31st October 2014. Halloween at the Barbican An evening of cult Italian horror films and music

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30th Sep
Halloween Complete Collection Limited Blu ray
Shopping: Halloween: The Complete Collection Limited Deluxe Edition
just released on US Blu-ray including all variant and uncut versions
Shopping Recent releases Once Upon Time America Directors
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Once Upon a Time in America, Stunt Squad, Killer Fish, Interview with a Vampire
Shopping Recent releases

29th Sep
Lesson Evil Blu ray August Kodai Asaka
Weekly UK DVD and Blu-ray Releases
Mark of the Devil, Child's Play, The Hills Have Eyes, Teh Walking Dead, Carrie
Shopping Recent releases Nazi Basterds Bombshells Michelle McGee
Shopping: Nazi Basterds and Bombshells
Box set featuring a video nasty, and two films cut and banned by the BBFC, now just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Night Comet Dual Format Blu ray august
Shopping: Night of the Comet
1984 USA comedy Sci-Fi horror by Thom Eberhardt just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases

28th Sep
Goldfinger Limited Edition Steelbook Blu ray
Shopping: Goldfinger
1964 UK James Bond film by Guy Hamilton just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases Innocents Blu ray Deborah Kerr
Shopping: The Innocents
1961 USA / UK horror by Jack Clayton just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases Looters Tooters Sawn Off Shooters DVD
Shopping: Looters, Tooters and Sawn Off Shooters
2014 UK drama by Darren James King and Paul Lee King just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent releases

27th Sep
Alien Vs Predator Limited Steelbook blu ray
Shopping: Alien Vs Predator
2004 USA / UK / Czech Republic / Canada / Germany action Sci-Fi adventure by Paul WS Anderson just released on UK Blu-ray

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30th Sep
Sin City Dame Kill DVD
Shopping: Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For
2014 USA action crime thriller by Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 15th December 2014
Shopping New Listings

29th Sep
Raw Force Blu ray DVD Combo
Shopping: Raw Force
1982 USA / Philippines action comedy horror by Edward D Murphy set for US Blu-ray release on 7th October 2014
Shopping New Listings

28th Sep
Black Nativity Extended Musical Blu ray
Shopping: Black Nativity Extended Musical Edition
2013 USA musical music drama by Kasi Lemmons set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 7th October 2014
Shopping New Listings Inside Emmett Scanlan
Shopping: The Inside
2010 Ireland horror thriller by Eoin Macken set for US DVD release on 21st October 2014
Shopping New Listings Long Death Blu ray Barbara Steele
Shopping: The Long Hair of Death
1964 Italy horror by Antonio Margheriti (as Anthony Dawson) set for US Blu-ray release on 16th December 2014
Shopping New Listings

27th Sep
Expendables 3 DVD Sylvester Stallone
Shopping: The Expendables 3
2014 USA action adventure thriller by Patrick Hughes set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 8th December 2014
Shopping New Listings night porter
Shopping: The Night Porter
1974 Italy drama by Liliana Cavani set for US Blu-ray release on 9th December 2014
Shopping New Listings

26th Sep
Scalps Blu ray Jo Ann Robinson
Shopping: Scalps
1983 USA horror by Fred Olen Ray set for UK Blu-ray release on 20th April 2015
Shopping New Listings Youth Masters Cinema Format Blu ray
Shopping: Youth of the Beast
1963 Japan action crime mystery by Seijun Suzuki set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 27th October 2014

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30th Sep
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29th Sep
F*ck Box Love Machine
F*ck Box Love Machine
A new arrival at sexmachines.co.uk
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28th Sep
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Viens Prendre Un P'Tit Coup A La Maison
Featured at Hot Movies
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27th Sep
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26th Sep
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Maid for Service
Featured at Hot Movies
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25th Sep
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Pushing Boundaries
New releases at YourChoice
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24th Sep
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Tonight's Girlfriend 31
Featured at CD Universe
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23rd Sep
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Gerard Damiano's The Story of Joanna
Golden Age porn featured at Hot Movies
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22nd Sep
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