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Regressive Taxation
The German implementation of link tax from the new EU Copyright Directive is even more extreme than the directive
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Kitten With A Whip
1964 USA action crime thriller by Douglas Heyes, once banned by the BBFC, just released on US Blu-ray
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Offsite Article: Cloud extraction technology
The secret tech that lets government agencies collect masses of data from your apps. By Privacy International
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Offsite Article: Harmful government
Internet regulation is necessary but an overzealous Online Harms bill could harm our rights. By Michael Drury and Julian Hayes

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The House By The Cemetery Blu-ray
Cuts and Bans
23rd Jan
The House By The Cemetery
1981 Italian video nasty by Lucio Fulci just released on US Blu-ray
Demons of the Mind Blu-ray
Cuts and Bans
18th Jan
Demons of the Mind
1972 UK horror thriller by Peter Sykes just released on US Blu-ray
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Cuts and Bans
17th Jan
Tammy and the T-Rex
1994 USA comedy Sci-Fi film by Stewart Raffill set for US Blu-ray/DVD Combo release on 28th January 2020
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15th Jan
Military Wives
US distributors are appealing against an MPAA R rating
My Bloody Valentine Blu-ray
Cuts and Bans
14th Jan
My Bloody Valentine
1981 Canada horror mystery thriller by George Mihalka set for US Blu-ray release on 11th February 2020 with a new 4K scan of the uncut version
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10th Jan
Updated: Not a prayer's chance of forgiving them their trespasses then
Brazilian judge orders injunction to ban gay Jesus comedy on Netflix but this has now been overturned

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West Europe
23rd Jan
Supreme Irony
The lawmaker behind EU a new copyright law that massively advantages US companies now whinges about the US domination of the internet
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22nd Jan
Apple TV episode banned in 10 Arabic nations and Russia
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Asia Pacific
The cost of censorship
New Zealand Government debates how to apply age ratings to internet TV
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West Europe
18th Jan
An example for the religious world
Blasphemy has been abolished in Ireland
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16th Jan
Playing the EU's silly cookie game
Google's Chrome browser will ban 3rd party tracking cookies albeit over the course of two years
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14th Jan
Even Facebook is preinstalled to avoid users realising how many access rights it assumes
50 rights organisations call on Google to ban exploitative apps being pre-installed on phones to work around user privacy settings

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Sex Aware
26th Jan
Offsite Article: Silly Society,
Sex Toys Don't Have Age Limits. By Chelsea McCain
US News
25th Jan
Offsite Article: O Award winners 2020
US sex toy and pleasure products awards
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Internet Video
24th Jan
Pornhub launches a Tor mirror site
To protect users against censorship and unwarranted surveillance
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Internet Video
20th Jan
Maybe also chiming with those that view Pornhub with the sound turned down
Hearing impaired fan sues Pornhub demanding the addition of closed captioning
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Vermont bill aims to legalise adult consensual sex work
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Internet Video
18th Jan
Justice served
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Kitten With A Whip Blu-ray
Recent releases
26th Jan
Kitten With A Whip
1964 USA action crime thriller by Douglas Heyes, once banned by the BBFC, just released on US Blu-ray
The War Lord Blu-ray
Recent releases
25th Jan
The War Lord
1965 USA drama by Franklin J Schaffner, once cut by the BBFC for an 'A' rating, just released on US Blu-ray
Ulzana's Raid Blu-ray
Recent releases
24th Jan
Ulzana's Raid
1972 USA western adventure by Robert Aldrich, cut in the UK for horse falls, just released on US Blu-ray
The Love Ban Blu-ray
Recent releases
The Love Ban
1973 UK comedy by Ralph Thomas, once cut for an AA rating, just released on UK Blu-ray and DVD
Zombieland: Double Tap Blu-ray
Recent releases
23rd Jan
Zombieland: Double Tap
2019 USA action comedy horror by Ruben Fleischer just released on US Blu-ray and DVD
The House By The Cemetery Blu-ray
Recent releases
The House By The Cemetery
1981 Italian video nasty by Lucio Fulci just released on US Blu-ray

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Killer Weekend DVD
Coming Soon
25th Jan
Killer Weekend
2018 UK comedy horror by Ben Kent set for US DVD release on 18th February 2020
Joker Clown DVD
Coming Soon
Joker Clown
2020 UK drama by Scott Jeffrey set for UK DVD release on 23rd March 2020
Candy Corn Blu-ray
Coming Soon
24th Jan
Candy Corn
2019 USA horror thriller by Josh Hasty set for US Blu-ray release on 17th March 2020
Countdown DVD
Coming Soon
23rd Jan
2019 USA horror thriller by Justin Dec set for UK DVD release on 2nd March 2020
One Missed Call Trilogy Blu-ray
Coming Soon
One Missed Call Trilogy
Japan horror trilogy set for US Blu-ray release on 25th February 2020
Air Doll Collectors Edition Blu-ray
Coming Soon
22nd Jan
Air Doll
2009 Japan romance by Hirokazu Koreeda set for UK Blu-ray release on 10th February 2020

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26th Jan
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25th Jan
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23rd Jan
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22nd Jan
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21st Jan
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19th Jan
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