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29th Jul
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BBFC launch cinema advert about the meaning of the 12A rating
South Asia South Asia Grand Budapest Hotel DVD
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India makes 4 minutes of censor cuts to The Grand Budapest Hotel
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28th Jul
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Updated: Work to Rule
Bengal film distributors held up by a lack of censors willing to censor their films
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Diary: Monster Fest
20-30th November 2014. Melbourne, Australia
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Offsite Article: Too Many Films!
BFI claims that there are too many cinema films and the ones it likes are not getting enough exposure
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26th Jul
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Update: Robocop And The Problem With PG-13
Cutting down previously R rated movies so that they are suitable for kids
movies Movie News Cannibal Holocaust Blu ray Robert Kerman
Cannibal Holocaust
Pooch reviews the new US Blu-ray release from Grindhouse
movies Movie News

25th Jul
Halloween II DVD Donald Pleasence
Boiled Brains at the BBFC
BBFC cuts revealed to Rick Rosenthal's Halloween II
South Asia South Asia Sex Tape Blu ray
Update: India Recommends
Hollywood comedy Sex Tape banned by the CBFC

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29th Jul
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Running Onion Rings Around the Authorities
Russia offers bounty for cracking the internet encryption tool Tor
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27th Jul
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Australian advert censor dismisses whinge about poster for computer game Watch Dogs
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26th Jul
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Extract: EU Censorship Will Not Be Forgotten
EU internet censors get heavy with Google for informing websites that they have been censored
World News Asia Pacific toad beijing
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Chinese news websites remove story about a giant inflatable toad after it was likened to a former president
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Offsite Article: Teenagers with Dangerous Bodies
Nottingham police warn that they will persecute children for sexting
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25th Jul
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The Department of Culture, Media and Censorship
ATVOD provide a few clues to a cunning government plan to censor adult porn in the name of child protection
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24th Jul
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Update: Forgotten Free Speech
Society of Editors calls on David Cameron to end censorship based on the right to be forgotten
World News East Europe vladimir putin
Update: Launching a Missile at the US internet giants
Putin signs law requiring US social network giants to keep their data about Russian users in local databases
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Update: Blocking Inquiry
Australia forms group to investigate a secretive avenue of state internet censorship

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28th Jul
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Offsite Article: The grumpy gits at the Portman group and the ASA's war on alcohol
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27th Jul
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100 theatre goes reported to have fainted during performances of Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus at the Globe Theatre
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26th Jul
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Putting the Monty Python O2 show on pre-watershed live TV
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So can a drink with your mates relieve midweek boredom?
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Fifty Shades of Grey and its newly released trailer
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25th Jul
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24th Jul
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30th Jul
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27th Jul
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Aids: Don't Die of Prejudice
Former health secretary Norman Fowler writes that criminalising prostitution is killing countless people around the world
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Update: Intuitively Obvious but Politically Unacceptable
Research shows that STDs and rapes significantly decreased whilst indoor prostitution was legal in Rhode Island
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Magaluf council has a knee jerk reaction to drunken fun and imposes large fine and closes a venue for a year
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22nd Jul
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Not to mention reducing the amount of people persecuted, marginalised and jailed
Scientists in the Lancet calculate that decriminalising prostitution would reduce HIV infection by 46%
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21st Jul
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Update: Endangering Sex Workers and Criminalising Customers
A summary of Canada's proposed anti-prostitution law
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19th Jul
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Bangladesh's oldest brothel closed down after threats of religious violence
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25th Jun
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21st-27th September 2014. Captain Underpants will appear at events throughout the US.
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10th Jun
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31 October 2014. Halloween at the Barbican An evening of cult Italian horror films and music
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1st Jun
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Diary: AVN Show
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30th Jul
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2013 Nigeria/UK drama by Biyi Bandele just released on US DVD
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2013 USA horror thriller by Zachary Donohue just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Cheap Thrills DVD Pat Healy June
Shopping: Cheap Thrills
2013 USA comedy thriller by EL Katz just released on UK DVD
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29th Jul
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28th Jul
Open Grave Blu ray
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2013 USA horror mystery thriller by Gonzalo Lopez-Gallego just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases Border Break Cory Hart
Shopping: Border Break
2014 USA thriller by Lakisha R Lemons just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Deception DVD Jim Sturgess
Shopping: Deception
2013 Italy crime romance by Giuseppe Tornatore just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent releases Cheap Thrills DVD Pat Healy June
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27th Jul
Ginger Collectors Edition Bluray Blu ray
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2000 Canada horror by John Fawcett just released on US DVD and Blu-ray

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30th Jul
Sorority Party Massacre Kevin Sorbo
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2013 USA horror by Chris W Freeman and Justin Jones set for UK DVD release on 18th August 2014
Shopping New Listings Single Shot DVD Sam Rockwell
Shopping: A Single Shot
2013 UK / USA / Canada crime thriller by David M Rosenthal set for UK DVD release on 8th September 2014
Shopping New Listings Age Dinosaurs DVD Treat Williams
Shopping: Age of Dinosaurs
2013 USA action Sci-Fi film by Joseph J Lawson set for UK DVD release on 4th August 2014
Shopping New Listings Only Lovers Left Alive Blu ray
Shopping: Only Lovers Left Alive
2013 UK / Germany / Greece horror romance by Jim Jarmusch set for US Blu-ray release on 19th August 2014
Shopping New Listings Queen Margot bluray Isabelle Adjani
Shopping: Queen Margot
1994 France/Italy/Germany biography drama history romance by Patrice Chéreau set for US Blu-ray release on 26th August 2014
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29th Jul
Grindhouse Trailer Classics 1 Various
Shopping: Grindhouse Trailer Classics Volume 1
Set for US DVD release on 12th August 2014
Shopping New Listings Prince Night Klaus Kinski
Shopping: Prince Of The Night
1988 Italy horror by Augusto Caminito, Mario Caiano set for US DVD release on 9th September 2014
Shopping New Listings

28th Jul
Water Chocolate Blu ray Marco Leonardi
Shopping: Like Water for Chocolate
1992 Mexico romance by Alfonso Arau set for US Blu-ray release on 19th August 2014
Shopping New Listings Guilty Romance Special Shion Sono
Shopping: Guilty of Romance
2011 Japan horror drama by Shion Sono set for US Blu-ray release on 14th October 2014

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30th Jul
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29th Jul
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28th Jul
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27th Jul
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26th Jul
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25th Jul
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24th Jul
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23rd Jul
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