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News Sunday 29th March...

UK News Bollox Britain childcatcher
School Bullies of the most despicable kind
Cheshire schools implicitly threaten that parents who allow their kids to play 18 rated games will lose their children
UK News UK News secularist of the year 2015 logo
Update: Secularist of the Year
Charlie Hebdo staff honoured for bravery in the face of terrorism
books Book News clean reader logo
Updated: Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam
Authors object to book censorship app that converts their carefully constructed prose into shite
Shopping Recent releases Scorpion King Warrior Battle Redemption
Shopping: The Scorpion King 4 Movie Collection
2002 USA/Germany/Belgium action adventure fantasy thriller by Chuck Russell just released on UK DVD
Control Freaks Control Freaks Old Bailey
Update: Sharing a long list
UK ISPs now blocking 110 file sharing sites by court order
World News World News ecuador bonil
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Drawing pressure
Cartoonists react to threats on free speech

 

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Cutting Edge Episode 18:
Sleeping with the Enemy

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movies Movie News

28th Mar
Dolce Vita DVD Marcello Mastroianni
Extract: La Dolce Vita
BBFC look back at their ratings for Fellini's masterpiece
film New Listings

27th Mar
Fifty Shades Grey Unseen DVD
Shopping: Fifty Shades of Grey
2015 USA romance by Sam Taylor-Johnson set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 22nd June 2015 both including an extended version
film Films Latest

26th Mar
Quick Trims: Left Behind
Cutting Edge Quick Trims 19: Left Behind
A YouTube video of BBFC advised cuts for a 12 rating
film New Listings Commando Directors Blu ray Arnold Schwarzenegger
Shopping: Commando: Director's Cut
1985 USA action thriller by Mark L Lester set for first UK release on Blu-ray on 4th May 2015
movies Movie News

25th Mar
Poster Mortdecai 2015 David Koepp
Extract: The Deprecated Version
Unusual marketing for Johnny Depp in Mortdecai on home video.
film New Listings

24th Mar
Cannibal Ferox Blu ray Deluxe Lorraine
Shopping: Cannibal Ferox
1981 Italy horror adventure by Umberto Lenzi set for US Blu-ray release on 12th May 2015
movies Movie News Welcome New York region Format
Not Welcome in New York
Abel Ferrara's new film Welcome to New York won't be released in New York
film Films Latest

21st Mar
Carry Dont Lose Your Head
Commented: Don't Lose Your Head
Old BBFC category cuts for a PG rated cinema release
movies Movie News

20th Mar
Poster Duff 2015 Ari Sandel
The Duff Cut
The latest cinema film suffering cuts for a lower age rating

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UK News Bollox Britain

29th Mar
childcatcher
School Bullies of the most despicable kind
Cheshire schools implicitly threaten that parents who allow their kids to play 18 rated games will lose their children
books Book News clean reader logo
Updated: Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam
Authors object to book censorship app that converts their carefully constructed prose into shite
Control Freaks Control Freaks Old Bailey
Update: Sharing a long list
UK ISPs now blocking 110 file sharing sites by court order
World News World News ecuador bonil
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Drawing pressure
Cartoonists react to threats on free speech
World News World News

27th Mar
inter parliamentary union logo
Update: Insulting Humanity
Jordan revives the ludicrous attempt to get the criticism of religion made internationally illegal
Music News Music News

26th Mar
robin thicke blurred lines video
BBFC kindly indicate the sexiest music videos on Youtube
Ratings now feature on UK music videos on digital service providers Vevo and YouTube
World News Middle East Iran flag
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Internet in Iran
Evaluating Rouhani's First Two Years as President
Games News Games News

25th Mar
DMC Devil May Cry Definitive PlayStation
The Devil Cries 'Cut!'
Devil May Cry game is PC cleansed for its 'definitive' re-release
World News Middle East Facebook logo
Update: Shared Prosecutions
More internet censorship is Turkey where people sharing censored material will be prosecuted

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UK News UK News

29th Mar
secularist of the year 2015 logo
Update: Secularist of the Year
Charlie Hebdo staff honoured for bravery in the face of terrorism
Nutter Watch PC News

28th Mar
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Fun Loving Daily Star Brightens up Miserable Britain
Whilst offensive censor objects ban competition to win meeting with Page 3 girls
Nutter Watch PC News nick cohen writing from london logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Political correctness devours its own children
It is abandoning its children, and declaring them illegitimate. It is shouting down activists who once subscribed to its doctrines and turning its guns on its own. By Nick Cohen
Nutter Watch PC News

27th Mar
Spiked logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Germanwings: can we no longer call mad people mad?
The policing of language has reached lunatic levels. By Brendan O'Neill
adverts Advert News

26th Mar
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Commented: Arsey censor
PC advert censor bans another American Apparel product image
books Book News

25th Mar
Weirdos vs Quimboids Natasha Desborough
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Speaking of Camel Toes and Quims
Why I couldn't use the phrase 'camel toes' in the title of my first novel by Natasha Desborough
US News US News

24th Mar
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Update: Fleeting Fairness
Disgraceful US TV censor lays into TV station that accidentally transmitted a tiny peripheral porn clip in a 6pm news item
World News World Nutters Australian Christian Lobby
Viewed from the Lobby
Morality campaigners get Australian outdoor showing of Fifty Shades of Grey cancelled
Nutter Watch PC News scottish prison service logo
Update: Je Suis Billy Boy: free speech for football fans!
In Britain in 2015 you can be jailed for singing a song. Where's the anger? BY Brendan O'Neill

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Red Umbrella World P4P

28th Mar
street walker fashion
Update: Passive Oppression
French sex workers order to wear plain clothes
Red Umbrella UK P4P

22nd Mar
laura lee
Update: Northern Ireland Human Rights Abuse
Sex worker to launch legal challenge of law criminalising the purchase of sex
Red Umbrella World P4P

20th Mar
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Remaining unconvinced
The New York Times investigates Sweden's laws criminalising men who buy sex
US News US News

16th Mar
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Marrying of hardcore and mainstream
Marriage 2.0 cut for an NC-17 rated version for a more mainstream market
Red Umbrella World P4P council
Update: On the Periphery of Rome
The church unites with sex workers against plans to move red light zone to deserted area
Sex Sells Sex Latest

15th Mar
R18 Story
Censorship Rules for R18 and UK Video on Demand
The latest R18 guidelines as described by the BBFC at an ATVOD seminar for adult producers in November 2014
Red Umbrella World P4P Costa Rica flag
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Tourists on Sex Vacations are Increasingly Younger and Female
The stereotype of sexual tourists in Costa Rica being older, gray-haired, and western men is being shattered by a new generation of libidinous travelers who happen to be younger, and sometimes female
Red Umbrella World P4P

13th Mar
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Update: Sex Labourers
Barcelona court finds that sex workers in a brothel should be considered as employees
 

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Shopping Recent releases

29th Mar
Scorpion King Warrior Battle Redemption
Shopping: The Scorpion King 4 Movie Collection
2002 USA/Germany/Belgium action adventure fantasy thriller by Chuck Russell just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent releases Sins Dracula Michael Thurber
Shopping: The Sins Of Dracula
2014 USA horror by Richard Griffin just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Dead Man Blu ray Johnny Depp
Shopping: Dead Man
1995 USA / Germany / Japan western fantasy drama by Jim Jarmusch just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases

28th Mar
Shell Have DVD Bob Monkhouse
Shopping: She'll Have To Go
1962 UK comedy by Robert Asher once cut by the BBFC, just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent releases Visceral Between Madness Felip Eluti
Shopping: Visceral: Between The Ropes Of Madness
2012 Chile horror by Felipe Eluti just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Rollerball Blu ray James Caan
Shopping: Rollerball
1975 USA action Sci-Fi film by Norman Jewison just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
Shopping Recent releases

27th Mar
Milligan Grindhouse Experience Triple Feature
Shopping: The Andy Milligan Grindhouse Experience Triple Feature
Including the Video Nasty Blood Rites just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Frankensteins Hungry Dead Michael Thurber
Shopping: Frankenstein's Hungry Dead
2013 USA horror by Richard Griffin just released on US DVD
Shopping Recent releases Gone Pope Blu ray DVD Combo
Shopping: Gone With The Pope
2010 USA crime film by Duke Mitchell just released on US DVD and Blu-ray

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Shopping New Listings

29th Mar
Final Girl DVD Abigail Breslin
Shopping: Final Girl
2015 Canada / USA action thriller by Tyler Shields set for UK DVD release on 18th May 2015
Shopping New Listings Sleepaway Camp III Wasteland Collectors
Shopping: Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland
1989 USA comedy horror by Michael A Simpson set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 9th June 2015
Shopping New Listings

28th Mar
Haunting Goodnight Lane DVD
Shopping: The Haunting of Goodnight Lane
2014 USA comedy horror by Alin Bijan set for UK DVD release on 1st June 2015
Shopping New Listings Dracula Reborn DVD Tina Balthazar
Shopping: Dracula Reborn
horror video by Attila Luca set for UK DVD release on 18th May 2015
Shopping New Listings Sleepaway Camp II Unhappy Collectors
Shopping: Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
1988 USA comedy horror by Michael A Simpson set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 9th June 2015
Shopping New Listings

27th Mar
Fifty Shades Grey Unseen DVD
Shopping: Fifty Shades of Grey
2015 USA romance by Sam Taylor-Johnson set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 22nd June 2015 both including an extended version
Shopping New Listings Stephen Kings Good Marriage DVD
Shopping: Stephen King's A Good Marriage
2014 USA thriller by Peter Askin set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 20th April 2015
Shopping New Listings Home Sweet Hell Anthony Burns
Shopping: Home Sweet Hell
2014 USA comedy drama by Anthony Burns set for UK DVD release on 18th May 2015
Shopping New Listings

26th Mar
Commando Directors Blu ray Arnold Schwarzenegger
Shopping: Commando: Director's Cut
1985 USA action thriller by Mark L Lester set for first UK release on Blu-ray on 4th May 2015

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Sex Sells New and Offers

29th Mar
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The Sea Monster Prefers Brunettes!
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

28th Mar
150328 simply
Simply Porn DVD
Latest releases from Devils Films
Sex Sells Sex Machines

27th Mar
sex machines sneaky pete. 2015
Sneaky Pete
Sex Machine Reviews
Sex Sells New and Offers DVD front cover
Barbarella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Selected releases at CD Universe
Sex Sells New and Offers

26th Mar
dvd_front_cover
Alice In Wonderland - A XXX Parody
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

25th Mar
DVD front cover
Axel Braun's Squirt Class
Selected releases at Your Choice
Sex Sells Sex Machines

24th Mar
sex machine hide a cock 4
Hide-a-cock 4.0
Sex Machine Reviews
Sex Sells New and Offers DVD front cover
Shirt And Tie Lesbians 2
Selected releases at Simply Porn
Sex Sells New and Offers

23rd Mar
dvd_front_cover
Foreign Nanny Exchange
Selected releases at Hot Movies

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